Brooding Cromwell

Yes, I’m Native American! What tribe you ask? Anglo-Saxon

@bendellwerry Drums or discs?

This is going to sound crazy, I know. But it turns out when you have all the right tools… doing your brakes is very easy.

@Zimzam @BasedTorba Judge is very obviously black too.

@BasedTorba It's a judge being carried by a big beak bird

Does the Angry Birds movie have a bird with a big beak orchestrating the pig invasion?

@TDragonsbane If you haven’t, you’re not a Real Patriot

@broodingcromwel I'm gonna be psyoped into watching this film aren't I?

Undoubtedly a Right Wing Movie

@RadishHarmers Your people have threatened the sanctity of the Costco Sample Tray, a spiritual crime, and now you must leave our lands.

Fine, I’ll watch Gods and Generals again.

I enjoy Sport Drink

One problem we have in the West is men planting churches. Yep, we are saturated. There are plenty of open pews. 90% of the time you should be starting a fraternal organization instead. These have all but collapsed in the past century.

@SGTWipper1Each The Patriot by Cash and Marty Robins Country Boy Can Survive

I’m making a playlist for when America turns 250: God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen Ragged Old Flag - Johnny Cash This Land Is Your Land - Woodie Guthrie What am I missing?

The Radical Left is in absolute terror over this.

@AlexLARams @SOU_railman

@SOU_railman Especially the PRR ones. Milwaukee Road had great ones, too, and this is my fav with the Midwest Hiawatha.

I LOVE WARTIME RAILROAD ARTWORK!

The original

I love wartime railroad artwork. Saw this gem this weekend.

Once saw a park ranger yell at a bunch of Chinese tourists for being too close to an elk. His rant started with "I don't care if you don't speak the language." Absolute Patriot.

Must watch American movies before the 250th: The Patriot Saving Private Ryan Remember the Titans Top Gun Independence Day American Sniper Lone Survivor Ford v Ferrari Miracle What did i miss?

“So, son, I hear you have interest in my daughter. She is a fine young woman, a fine young woman. You would be very, very lucky to have her.” “Yes sir, I we have been talking for many months, we both are part of the 20 somethings ministry at church…” “Now just to be up front, if you want to marry my daughter you will have to pay off her college loans… it’s not that much, really… , heck, it’s only about the same amount as I paid for our first house thirty some years ago (laughs in 1980s fat dad sitcom laughter…), oh those were the days, but let’s stay on topic shall we… ” “Oh, okay… did she get a useful degree? Does she want to have kids and do a fantastic job keeping our home and is she willing to sacrifice some things the first few years we are married while we have to work to pay those off? ” “Oh… Not so sure how my little princess will feel about all that… Her base expectation is what I do for her mother - a weekly date night at a nice restaurant, once a month two- day getaway to a nice place a state or so away, and yearly 2 week vacation to a tropical destination or foreign country, but she may be willing to fudge on some of this a small, small bit… she does say she likes you some… you are over six feet tall and will make over 100k a year, right?… Oh… and she also has some car and credit card debt, that you will also be taking on…” “Oh… um… okay…” “Oh, and just to be up front, please don’t expect us to babysit or anything like that… once she is married, we plan to be away quite a bit… been pushing off travel and what not for years and years, you understand…. But we will need you all to take care of our dogs when we are away… we currently only have three… all on very special diets and the like, but it will be good practice for when you add kids!” “Aaa….” “Also, she most likely has had two or three boyfriends during college… (who she might have slept with… lets not talk about highschool…)… but you looked at that glossy magazine twice back in 11th grade, so you all are even and equal and square there, actually what you did is way worse, never forget that…” “What…. wait???” “Well, you know, college, she had to get an education! You want her to be a good mom? Right, how could my little princess do that without a degree! (Laughs in 1980s fat dad sitcom again…) So tell me son, how do you plan to be a servant leader to her?” “Actually, sir, never mind, I’m not interested anymore…” Leaves quickly. “Sorry daughter, young men today are just terrible and selfish, but we will eventually find a good servant leader for my little princess… you deserve only the very best, the very best and so few of these men are actually worth your attention… yes I know you turn 34 soon…”

Fellas, get you a woman who bakes for you.

A definitive rivalry masterpiece. The boos at the playcall, the execution, and the mass fan exodus.🤌