Brandon Johnson

@Redhat1992 @m_takewaka Imagine the insane pictures of meat perfection we would get from the Japanese if all of a sudden @TraegerGrills were common there..

@m_takewaka Shut off the aid to everywhere but Japan. We're gonna airlift a metric fuckton of beef, barbecues and smokers.

To my friends in America, even if Japanese people want to eat American beef, they can't buy it cheaply due to factors like exchange rates. Australia is Japan's largest beef importer. America, please send more beef to Japan. I understand American English, but I don't understand Australian English.

We no longer have a "special relationship" with Britain. We have decided Japan is our new BFF.

@alth0u Exchanging proper care of the butthole strategy is one of the highest priorities of any cultural exchange.

アメリカでは、水を使ってお尻のうんちをきれいに拭き取ることは違法であり、必ず手を使わなければなりません。なぜなら、それは「ノー・ホモ（ホモっぽさを排除する）」という、伝統的な男らしさの概念に反する行為だとされているからです。私自身もその理屈はよく分かりませんが、彼らの持つ「文明の知恵」を信頼することにしています。

@rambling_28 I will try whatever food I see someone else enjoying no matter how strange.. I have had very few bad experiences from this.

海外のMeat Loversよ、日本の伝統的BBQの一つであるYakitoriを貼っておく。 日本人は鶏のあらゆる部分を食べる。 肉はもちろん鶏冠や足、内臓だって食うんだ。 そして残った骨はラーメンのスープの出汁として使う。 これが命を食べることへの尊敬だ。 ぜひ日本で食って欲しい。

@LethalButters @TsuyotsuyoNeko It's a good tasty easy quick thing.. but instantly horrible if you think of having it for two or more meals in a row.

@TsuyotsuyoNeko I would say it’s not as good as you would think but I have a feeling many Americans would get mad at me for saying that.

アメリカ料理で食いたいのは「グリルドチーズ」

@WatcherontheWeb Americans care about honor more than outward appearances of our culture portrays. American pop culture does not care about honor - but Americans do. Japan culture cares about honor and integrity like Americans do. I believe that is our connection.

Dear new Japanese friends... May I beg an explanation of something of you? I'm sure the answer is different for everyone... but... WHY do you like us? Many places we have gone to war with, and even some of the ones we have gone to war to save... seem to hate us But our nations engaged in some of what is arguably the most horrific warfare in human history to that date, and it's not like you got space away from us or our culture afterwards to gain peace over it why don't you hate us like the Germans do? Or the french? or on most days, half of the British? I'm VERY happy about it, and grateful, but I have always wondered what the difference is I know much of it for us is "We had a problem, we settled it, now there's not a problem"... kind of the "2 dudes fight on the playground and end up best friends" thing

This shit is hilarious. It's especially hilarious for Americans because the stereotypical American is a southerner.

@sakegorilla Japanese sake is incredible. My favorite are the ones that are not sweet and very dry. Honestly, I tend to like the cheaper Sake better than the expensive Sake I have tried. I am not a Sake expert - but I know I like it. Omikase plus Sake is bliss.

Dear Americans, If you’re throwing a BBQ, you need sake too, don’t you? I love beer—absolutely love it—but if we’re going to share food and good times, I want you to know Japanese sake too. Sake is made from rice and koji, through fermentation.

@HonestlyimNat @hiramen_x @uncledoomer American who just got back from Italy.. I visited touristy parts and non touristy rural areas.. and I would say the American approximation of Italian food is fairly accurate. There is pizza and pasta everywhere in Italy and they are always eating it. Their pasta is from scratch.

@hiramen_x @uncledoomer Most Americans understand that our sushi rolls are very different from Japanese sushi. Just like our Mexican food and Italian food are different than in Mexico and Italy. And the American food at Japanese restaurants is nothing like real American food too.

日本人の友達に質問があるんだけど、寿司の上にこんなもの全部乗せるのは気持ち悪いと思われてるのかな？ 私にはめちゃくちゃに見えて気持ち悪いんだけど。日本ではどう思われてるの？

@hiramen_x @uncledoomer This translation may be a bit off.. but I am assuming it is normal in Japan to demand a chef to commit ritual suicide if they were to serve sushi with a ton of sauce dumped on top?

@uncledoomer 他国の文化を非難するのは良くないこと。我々は日本文化が受け入れられる事を喜んで歓迎します。 但し、万が一、もしこれが本物の寿司だと言う人が居たら、直ちに忍者が暗殺します。

@Maelzel_opening We start with light basic beer.. Usually Miller Lite, Coors Light, or Bud Light.. from an icy cooler - the colder the better.. then the guys start sipping whiskey and light cigars by an outdoor fire as the girls go inside and switch to wine. Not all Americans.. but common for me.

アメリカ兄貴たちはBBQの時にどんな酒飲むんやろ

@magicmike278 @RonDeSantis True Floridians love a basement considering we don't often get to see them. Also, the 2nd generation will fill out the lower bowl. The 3rd (my kids kids) will fill the upper bowl. Just give it time for the fanbase to build.

@brxAgain @RonDeSantis It's a dump that feels like a shitty basement and they can't even sell half the lower bowl let alone need to open the upper

No way. When you walk up and see the Green Monster it is a unique experience. Not everything needs to be a modern luxury. There is a charm to the place especially given all the history there.

@Sjmbtwq @pirooooon3 @KevinCasperWid The Japanese culture is fascinating. I love how honor is one of the highest priorities. I love how everything - even the mundane - is taken very seriously. Make a sandwich in America.. slap it together; make a sandwich in Japan and you must have 7 years of slicing bread first.

思うのですが、私たちの国旗を単に組み合わせるだけでは、両国間の友情や連携の深さを十分に表現しきれていないようにも感じます。私たちは互いに大きく異なる存在ですが、それこそが、私たちを結びつける強みなのです。 Sono kokorodzukai wa totemo ureshiku omou nodesuga, watashitachi no kokki o tan'ni kumiawaseru dakede wa, ryōkoku-kan no yūjō ya renkei no fuka-sa o jūbun ni hyōgen shi kirete inai yō ni mo kanjimasu. Watashitachi wa tagaini ōkiku kotonaru sonzaidesuga, sore koso ga, watashitachi o musubitsukeru tsuyomina nodesu.

これって あり？なし？ 色々と詰まりすぎるね

@CDedhand81196 @rambling_28 I think it's to make it look cool and absorb more flavor from the sauce

@rambling_28 Does scoring the fish like that enhance the flavor?

美味そうな肉の写真をアップするとアメリカ人からリプを貰えると聞きましたwww

@rambling_28 American here.. yes.. that is how you attract us to whatever we need to do to eat glorious meat like that. We have a phrase, "Shut up and take my money!" That phrase applies here.

@RaysTheRoofTB Here's an idea.. Reusable beer mug.. It's big and glass and you can deposit it around the stadium and get a frosted one with beer in it. If you break it, you need to buy a new one for $99. You can take it home or deposit it and the app keeps track of that.

Two questions here for y’all: 1. Should the Rays have a reusable cup available for purchase this season? 2. How much should the Rays charge for it? Drop your thoughts below ⬇️

@EndWokeness @NewsWire_US I was going to say something funny.. but then started to seriously wonder WTF he's doing at Disney? Like.. golf or hunting would be normal.. Disney? Creepy AF

@NewsWire_US Lindsey is unmarried and childless. What's he doing in Disney World?

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) vacationing at Disney World amid DHS shutdown — TMZ

@Watchman_motto From what I've seen, old people hate trees, plants, and nature. I get asked when I am going to take down the only oak tree on my property multiple times a year.

I share about 100 yards of drive way with my ~70yr old neighbors. For some reason he’s obsessed with knocking down the center grass in the middle of the tire ruts and covering it with gravel. He talks about it all the time, probably 30% of all conversations I have with him are about this. He’s asking if I want to pitch in for more gravel, etc. When I put my parents in a guest house behind the barn, my dad started talking about it too. He got some roundup and sprayed his section of road. Am I missing something here? I see no problem with it. It looks fine. It occupies 0% of my mind. I’m prepared to spend 0 dollars to remedy this “problem” What is happening?

@TommyGavin94140 @RonDeSantis It also does not need more traffic.. But it's what we got and it's hard to fix.

@brxAgain @RonDeSantis Florida does not need a growing population.

@RonDeSantis Having only been to Wrigley and SanFran of those, why are they better? Wrigley has history - but it is very small. SanFran has a pretty view but cramped main halls. You can move around the Trop quickly even with big playoff crowds. What does the Trop need? Can it be salvaged?

I don’t think the Trop is “so bad.” But it is not in the same class as Fenway, PNC, Wrigley, SanFran or Camden Yards, as well as others like Petco, old Yankee Stadium, etc.