Bryan Wilson

@Bwilson_22 You can’t get rid of me that easily. You’re stuck. Sorry. 😊

@iamconnerandrew It’s what adulting is all about! Even when I don’t have much going on or I’m taking a break I get anxious and feel like I’m not being productive enough. I love it here! (HahahahahaHELPme)

First time iPhone user update: Texting with green bubble people isn't near as painful or annoying as I was lead to believe. Y'all are just assholes. 😂

If The Titanic Sank Today:

Here's a major positive: I've never had visual voicemail in my nearly 34 years on this Earth. That's going to be so much nicer than dialing in to the voicemail system that hasn't changed in 25 years.

At least it has USB-C so I don't have to buy any new cables!

Got my first iPhone today. How long will it take for me to start feeling superior to everyone around me? I got an Apple watch too. Will that help speed up the process? /s

if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

"Try to fix the plane while you're still flying it" is going to be my new go-to for a while. #FeelingBehindinLife

"Idk, man... I just feel like I was born at the end of the fuck around years just in time to come of age during the 'find out' years."

Has anyone else ever noticed that "Burn" from Hamilton and "Say it ain't so" by Weezer are the same chord progression? Or at least similar vibe. Obviously different rhythm but still.

Just turned off a special Windows XP computer for the final time. It's a machine that I've maintained for a client since 2009. Same hard drive, spinning 24x7 since then. Thank you for your service, old friend. Goodbye.

@Bwilson_22 If you've only got 50% to give, and you give all 50%, you gave 100% that day. ❤️

✋ USB-C is one of my final asks.

Let's gooooo! 🏔️

If anyone has a number or address for someone at @samsung in the US who has the authority to help, please let me know.

Aaaaand - I got disconnected while being transferred AGAIN. This is completely unacceptable, @Samsung

I've been on the phone with @SamsungUS for over an hour, spoken to about 15 people so far and can't get resolution to my order issue. Nearly $2000 worth of monitors. This is for a nonprofit org and the service is unacceptable.