HB Trojan

That's one pissed off Beaver...

@ScottRo83866595 What’s the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant? One is pho profit the other is naan profit.

Headed to work with the Biscuits

They ran out of money faster than I thought they would

@CollinRugg Dude was hauling buns!……

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

@USC_Baseball Let’s score more 4 runs and walk this off…

TOP 6 | First hit of the day for the Scarlet Knights... 🙄 USC 6, RUT 0 #FightOn x #GameDay

@itskaeleerene If she can take 10 strokes off my game? Sure, why not……

Be honest… would you date a golfer? ⛳️

@usctrojan43 @DB_cUTEpper I went to Earl’s on Crenshaw yesterday after the USC-Rutgers baseball game. I don’t think I’ve ever been so let down after all reading all the hype. Overpriced for what you get. The dog is split and grilled, which is fine. But the meat was mushy and mealy. Chili/cheese was ok.

@DB_cUTEpper Only thing missing is a chili dog 🔥🔥

How last night felt as a fan of the University of Utah

I love this drunken, stoned man with my WHOLE ass heart ❤️😭😊😘

@sbsbruinsociety Why are we just glossing over the massive upset loss by #1 ranked mens volleyball team to UCI?

Bruin baseball is 24-0 in B1G play and is the undisputed #1 team in the country. Beach volleyball won UCLAs 127th national championship over Stanford this morning. Bob Chesney is HC of UCLA Football and is returning the Bruins to national prominence in front of our eyes. It is always a great day to be alive & be a Bruin…. But it’s a great day to be alive & be a Bruin. Get your FOURS UP.

@usctrojan43 @_johnleone So few family friendly entertainment options are available nowadays. If my kids were younger, I would take them in a heartbeat. Taking a family to professional sports are crazy expensive and the drunks fighting in the stands kinda ruins the fun.

@_johnleone Because people want to be entertained that’s why , it’s like musical Broadway play but in the form of baseball. They have a target audience and they hit that mark regularly

Listen, maybe it’s because I’m a baseball purist, but I don’t understand the Savannah Bananas hype. I don’t mean to be negative, but what is the appeal? How are these guys selling out stadiums? I’m genuinely curious.

@dbailey_18 What do you do if your toilet is clogged? Get diploma…. 😜😂✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

@jokerchad @uniformcritic One of the benefits of being old and having a halfway decent memory. 😜😂✌🏼

@buddy4wine @uniformcritic I never heard that before very interesting thank you

Andres Galarraga’s final career HR…

@jokerchad @uniformcritic And initially there was a bit of controversy about Clemente getting 3000 hits…..

@uniformcritic Ended at 399 career hrs damn could not get 1 more I guess not everyone can hit the number exactly like Clemente did with 3000 hits

@Bluebell63Fairy @Gardyloo_Alert She probably can’t even spell IQ…….

@Gardyloo_Alert Her IQ is probably under 100

Starbucks was started in 1971 in downtown Seattle. Howard Schultz bought it in 1987 and took it public in 1992 with 140 stores, then grew it to 677 locations by 1995. Today it has 38,000 stores across more than 80 countries. Katie Wilson was just elected Seattle Mayor on November 13, 2025 when she called for a boycott of Starbucks. Starbucks officially announced their new headquarters with 2,000 employees in Nashville, Tennessee, on April 21, 2026. Another example of how democrat socialist policies actually work out.

@IndianaFever “How many back doors is that already?”…. Things that sound dirty but aren’t intended to be….😜😂

anotha insane CC pass 🫣 Caitlin Clark splits three defenders to find Sophie Cunningham for the lay.

@SuaKCravens Trampoline party hangover? 😂✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

2 over through 3 😭🏌️‍♂️

@ScottRo83866595 @JustineBateman @EverywhereRoyIs What’s up with his sidekick Blinky?

@JustineBateman @EverywhereRoyIs Nah, that’s cocaine talking

Grifter Sign Language

@JacobGoinBrazy @espn As I was saying……

@JacobGoinBrazy @espn Look up Kevin Magee and Scott Brooks. They have quite the basketball legacy. Pretty good at baseball and volleyball, too.

Breaking: Former Florida Gator, 7’9” Olivier Rioux, is transferring to UC Irvine, he announced on social media.

Without saying Bob Griese, Dan Marino Jason Taylor, Larry Csonka, or Zach Thomas, name a Dolphin…

@goodbreffis Talk about grapes of wrath….,

Today’s kick in the nuts is that I just paid $7.38 for these grapes.