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This is why I sometimes call her “Little Sneezers”

@express_town @bonchieredstate Agreed, it’s just funny that he knew everything would come back to haunt him and he thinks he can wave a magic wand to dismiss it all

@bulletbone @bonchieredstate There's no possible representation that isn't damning. He's self-flagellating with the prejudicial valence of a black candidate who refers to white people as "yts" or "honkies".

“HeS nOt LeFt-WiNg”

@GravySauceCream I feel this derply

i liked someone’s tweet and then i noticed it had a typo so i unliked it

@AreOhEssEyeEe It got a free cruise

Anyone know where Hantavirus went?

you know how libertarian types always crack up when conservatives accuse them of taking over the government

I’m waking up in prison tomorrow if at all.

@nytimes @nytopinion

In @nytopinion The four richest Californians paid 0.07% of their wealth in income tax from 2019 to 2025. A trailblazing tax on billionaire wealth could change that, write two economists who advised on the measure. nyti.ms/4fakpQb

@nyaraVT Dudebro…

Both conservatives and liberals are terrified of a Twitch streamer on the Left, because he is gaining momentum.. I think it’s fine when people don’t like Hasan for being kind of a dudebro, but he’s doing incredibly important work

Six years ago today, George Floyd’s murder started a global movement for change. Let us continue working to build a society that lives up to its democratic ideals of liberty and justice for all.

@soupcanarchist Although many are just kids and that job has to suck ass, so I am actually kind to them as long as they aren’t jackasses

@bulletbone Nice.

Some broccoli head kid just came to my door selling pest control services. I told him my husband handled that and he goes "can you call him?" LOL no. But, way to press the offensive... that IS how you close the sale. Bravo Kid 👏 👏 👏

@miriwood @soupcanarchist Serving a meal? A succulent Waffle House meal?

@soupcanarchist What were the charges against him?

JACKSON, MS — Customers at a local Waffle House say they are “deeply confused” after discovering that 31-year-old Terrence Coleman allegedly worked as a cook for nearly four months despite never being officially hired. According to employees, Terrence simply walked into the kitchen one night wearing black shoes, a sweat towel over his shoulder, and the confidence of a man who says “watch this” before every bad decision. Workers reportedly assumed he was training at another location because he moved with “aggressive breakfast energy.” “He never looked lost,” one waitress explained. “He yelled things like: ‘WHERE MY HASHBROWNS AT?’ and ‘Somebody order scattered confidence?’ so we just accepted him.” Customers say Terrence became known for: • calling bacon “breakfast ribbons” • seasoning everything with alarming enthusiasm • referring to eggs as “morning meat” • screaming “HEAL UP!” whenever plates left the kitchen • and cooking one steak entirely based on “spiritual timing” One customer claims Terrence stared directly into the grill and whispered: “You not finna beat me today.” The scheme reportedly collapsed after Terrence attempted to baptize a waffle in butter and called it: “Southern crème brûlée.” Police say Terrence was detained peacefully after trying to clock out despite not existing in the payroll system. When questioned, he allegedly responded: “To be fair… ain’t nobody complain about the food.” Social media has already given him the nickname: “Chef Manifestation.” #WaffleHouse #AggressiveBreakfastEnergy

Tim Walz put out a hit on George Floyd because he was standing up to Minnesota's COVID restrictions

May 25, 2020 Why wasn't anyone wearing a facemask?

AWFL archetype

@teameffujoe @hashjenni You’re responding to an Indian guy pretending to be a woman

@hashjenni To “eliminate the deficit” He borrowed $8B from the state with interest, instantly locking himself into a minimum $7B deficit next year. The remainder he got from delaying pension payments and robbing government services. That’s not “leading effectively”. That’s stupid.

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

@peggyflanagan Damn, if only he hadn’t had so much fentanyl in his system from all that Minneapolis racism…

George Floyd should be alive today. On the anniversary of his murder, our hearts break for his family and community. Nothing will bring George Floyd back to his loved ones – to his little girl, Gianna. But there is work left for all of us to do.

@bonchieredstate @jay_kobbe First they don’t understand per capita, now they don’t understand cumulative?

The effects of inflation are cumulative. That’s how.

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@PackOffCourt @Timberwolves @minnesotalynx

@jenteach13 @MistersHomeRoom Or the 5 assistant principals

Nobody talks about the assistant superintendent who makes $210,000 and has never set foot in a classroom. But sure. The problem is the teacher.