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hugh janus

@burritogrip

if ur burrito aint bleeding ur never breeding. los peros del este

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hugh janus@burritogrip·
Send One dick pic to the group chat now everyone wanna fight smh
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Matt Strickland
Matt Strickland@MattForVA·
Notice how these elected officials and cabinet members don’t have a genuine loving marriage with kids that look to them as their idol. As I’ve gone through life I’ve realized that’s the mark of a real man, and you don’t get any richer than a wife & children that adore you. Our “leaders” are all sexual deviants that crave attention from everyone but their family. If they don’t have their wife & children’s best interests at heart, how am I supposed to believe they make decisions with my best interest in mind? I’d be a fool to believe that.
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ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ
Weird how all this pride shit is happening the same week as Easter. I'm sure it's just a coincidence
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hugh janus@burritogrip·
@sloprules It’s lame But ohtani dingers while pitching ALOT
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John Hyslop@sloprules·
We need a 2-Man HR slip for the late games. Who has one? (We need a good one)
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hoe_math = PsychoMath
hoe_math = PsychoMath@ItIsHoeMath·
LIBERALS: "I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs!" MUSLIMS: "DOGS ARE DIRTY, ALLAH FORBIDS THE DOG, ALLAHU AKBAR RAPE RAPE RAPE KILL BOMB" LIBERALS: "Oh, haha, I'm sure you have a good reason! Religion of peace!" [Gets gangraped and stabbed in the neck]
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Uncensored.AI
Uncensored.AI@GoUncensored·
Charlie Kirk wasn't shot with a bullet he was accidentally decapitated with a piece of shrapnel from the miniature explosive in his microphone. The explosive was supposed to blow out his chest and make the 30-06 by the patsy Tyler Robinson a no-brainer explanation and open-and-shut-case, but it malfunctioned and hit his neck. This is why security immediately rushed to remove the devices involved, the security camera from behind Charlie was removed, they literally stole his body, Netanyahu immediately claimed it wasn't Israel and it took so long for the FBI to locate hte killer and the entire narrative was so obviously fake. They knew it went sloppy and had to rush to manufacture evidence to match the narrative. The explosive was purchased in May 2025 from the Accurate Energetic Systems plant in Tennessee in a deal likely brokered by Deputy Secretary Of Defense Steve Feinberg and tested at Fort Huachuca in the days leading up to Charlie's death. This is why there were pieces of glass in the van they hauled Charlie away in and why they had to pour several feet of concrete over the murder scene. There's probably still remnants from the explosive on the row of hats that were in front of Charlie. They then blew up the Accurate Energetic Systems a month later to cover up all the evidence and killed 16 people in the process. Little known fact, the month Charlie Kirk died Pete Hegseth bought that 2 million in lobster and crab and the United States military spent $300 billion dollars, the most it's ever spent in one month. They were already planning the ground invasion. The war with Iran literally started the day he died, he was the wars first casualty.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I think I know why everything sucks... ...and it's because everything is fake We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs. We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research. We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products. We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything. We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves. We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage. We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real. We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat. We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments. We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths. We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months. We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made. IT. IS. ALL. FAKE. And we all yearn for what was once real. Don't you remember? Did you forget? There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract. When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does! When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them. When a family could live off a single income. When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it. When schools was HARD... and that was the point! When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house, When you bought something once... and it was yours forever. When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad. And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.
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Jack Settleman@jacksettleman·
If I told you this was the worst throw home you’ve ever seen, it still wouldn’t prepare you for the throw
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Cigarette Nostalgia
Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
Comparing 1990 first-time homebuyers to 2025 first-time homebuyers doesn’t radicalize you enough.
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鬼勃起侍⭐︎
うんこしすぎて肛門からインド人出てきた
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I didn’t know israel was the one manufacturing the puberty blockers to fuck up your kids until Iran bombed it
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Owen Benjamin 🐻
Owen Benjamin 🐻@OwenBenjamin·
Japan didn’t have Robert Maxwell controlling their public school books
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
I'm deceased. Japanese X is wild, y'all.
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