Buzz Vibes

We had a lot of fun putting together this guide to the Best #Vibrators for Beginners in Australia: buzzvibes.com.au/blogs/advice/b… If you're looking to take the plunge but don't know where to start, this guide is for you!

@AdorableeGirls Incredible athletes.

Game face on for beach volleyball action 🌞🏐

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The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%. Lifehack - Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work. Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars. Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life. You're welcome.

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@Glinner I enjoyed that. Poignant, cathartic, and a nice little distraction from the madness.

This is amazing! Haahhaaa

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Looks like evaporative cooling, rather than refrigerated. Quite normal here in Australia.

This man is in Phoenix, Arizona visiting his daughter. It is 108* there!🥵 He noticed this unit on top of her house and wondered why it isn’t on the ground like most houses. He asked her and she said that was the way it was when they bought the house. Why would this be on top of the roof? I’ve lived in 5 different states and never seen them on the roof. And notice how big it is, it’s huge! Why would they be on the roof? What’s the reasoning? And 108*? Are people really digging a 108* weather? Could you handle that?

@jjglamma @Glinner

@Glinner I'd ask Ray what a woman is, but I heard he doesn't answer questions.

Ray Shoesmith wouldn't stand for it.

@TendrePoisonx They ARE fun! And this one is 17% off @buzzvibesau buzzvibes.com.au/products/fox-t…

I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US. I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. But no. The seat was empty. No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. Empty. Unoccupied. I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink. Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.

@fit_katie_karr I mean I say that, it was only a few people, but we sell sex toys, this isn't your average workplace.

@buzzvibesau Did you really? 🙈

Is it weird if I m*sturbate my 🐱 to videos of myself taking it in the 🍑?

@HealthRanger - Talk of UFO revelation in late July - Massive over-building of compute - Aliens deciding now is the time to give us 'proper' AGI (Advanced General Intelligence) that exceeds human capabilities - Data centres will provide the necessary compute power and global redundancy?

Something's totally off about the number of data centers being built (over 3,000 right now) and the sheer size and compute power they represent. They are massively OVER-building capacity that can't possibly be met by customer demand for compute. And customer revenues can't possibly recover the financial investment needed on these projects. There's clearly some other plan afoot, and I don't yet know what it is. It involves massive compute, but not merely to serve inference or hosting databases and corporate data. There's a much larger plan at work here.

@TwoWhoSwing It's crazy to think of all the things that must go on (and in) in changing rooms! 😛

Honestly, having this golden dragon in my handbag while shopping was such a turn on…. I love the feel of it agains my skin as well. What should I bring with me next time? #dildo #hornymilf #publicplay #tits

@HansFiene The RLM reviews of the prequels were extremely cathartic for me, because they spelled out in exhaustive detail everything that was wrong with the movies. I remember sitting through TPM waiting for it to get good - it never did.

Except that their criticisms, vulgar as they often were, were entirely legitimate. The prequels, all of them, were HORRIBLE movies. Horribly acted, horribly written, horrible CGI, horribly un-Star-Warsy. The sequels, in particular the last 2, were HORRIBLE movies, albeit for different reasons. No vision, no heart, no purose. You can blame toxic fans all you want, and there are always going to be perpetually disgruntled dweebs whining about everything. But there would not be so many "toxic" fans and their "toxic" criticisms would not resonate with so many people if the prequels and sequels had been good. They weren't. At all. In the slightest bit.

@kindlestuck That's the beauty, we don't! Other than our New Zealand friends, that is.

australian shipping rates make me ill. how does frankly any aussie business get overseas customers

Just added to the @buzzvibesau range, EasyGlide Water Based #Lubricant - 1L at a very affordable price. buzzvibes.com.au/products/easyg…

@bethany_spiby Biased, but absolutely YES!

Toys in the bedroom yes or no? 😝

@wahrheitYTBE @CaudilloXIV the cut of your jib, sir - approved.

@CaudilloXIV call me a napoleonic polish light cavalry regiment the way I'm ready to eternally swear my lance to a french (celtic phenotype) woman

@vnicolici @exQUIZitely Same! Midnight Commander, right? Sometimes it's just the quickest way to move files around a server.

@exQUIZitely What memories? I use this kind of thing every day.

If this brings back memories, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy.

#Aussies, Looking to choose your first #vibrator but don't know where to start? We've got you covered: buzzvibes.com.au/blogs/advice/b…