Bill Weitze

@AmericanCancer I've never donated to you and don't plan to. Please take me off your mailing list.

@RbACorp Why would I buy windows from a company that WON'T FIX THEM? We talked to your reps and they wouldn't even give us a referral to someone who will.

@VikingCruises Please stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise.

@TIME Please stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise. I asked you in Sept 2025 by email, with NO RESPONSE. I'm asking again, publicly: STOP THE MAILINGS.

@OmahaSteaks Please stop sending offers to my dead sister Elise.

@CapitalOne Please stop sending offers to my dead sister Elise. DEAD PEOPLE DO NOT NEED CREDIT CARDS.

@Heifer On Oct 2, 13 weeks ago, you (Joshua Lang) said you would stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise. And yet, you sent another in December. STOP the mailings!

@readersdigest Please stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise. On Oct 26, you (Hailey) acknowledged receipt of my email stating that she died, but last month you sent another issue to her. STOP IT!

@VFWHQ Please stop sending letters to my dead sister Elise.

@ASPCA On Oct 2, I asked you to stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise, and yet, here's a letter sent in December from you to her. STOP THE MAILINGS!

@RedCross On Sept 26, 14 weeks ago, you said you would stop sending mail to my dead sister Elise. And yet, here's another dated Dec 22. STOP the mailings!

@sthubertsanimal Please stop sending my dead sister requests for money.

@DougBenson I hope it goes well. Are you doing a show at Rooster's? I moved out of San Jose 3 years ago but I still think about the area.

@trustedmediainc Stop sending mail to Elise Weitze as she is dead. Your website does not provide an email for this sort of request.

@DougBenson Sorry I missed it! I hope it went well.

Hello, Holland, MI!

@internetarchive Yesterland and Lileks.com were the earliest websites that I remember going to. They each date back to the mid-1990s if I recall correctly.

As the Wayback Machine approaches 1 trillion captures this October, we want your help picking memorable ones to highlight. Reply with your favorite pages to nominate them for the spotlight. #WaybackMachine #WebHistory @internetarchive

☀️ Summer online in the late 90s? Disney hoped you’d start at Go․com. It launched in 1998 as a bold web portal strategy to unify Disney’s online presence—ESPN, ABC, Disney—all under one digital roof. But starting in 2001, it was gradually stripped of services & branding. Now it just goes to a page about the Disney Company. Check out its short life with the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/2001111608… 🧵 #InternetHistory #Disney #SummerOnline

@DougBenson I hope you do well enough to return. We're busy that day, but a trip to Holland, MI would be nice.

Holland, MI! I’ll be making my first visit ever to your beautiful town when I do stand-up at the Park Theatre at 7:00pm on Wed, 7/16. I think I’ll check out the movie HOLLAND with Nicole K sometime before I get there. Get tickets to see me at parktheatreholland.org

@DougBenson I used to live in San Jose, right nearby. Over a million people in it. I hope you get a full house!

@DougBenson "I love you more than toast but less than a staple gun"

@frankportman AI saint