Charles Stonebridge

@CopMoustache My auntie Jakki's sister's brother's boy is allergic to eggs! This post is incredibly insensitive! Take it down or I'll protest you! Enjoy your walk

Went out for a walk today, found a bench near some water and a few trees to eat my egg custard 🤣🤣 #TreeClub

@CopMoustache I'm pretty sure that's a sign that the kingdom will fall, like ravens leaving the Tower, or Hendos being bought out by L&P

Good god The Duke appears to be coneless Forget all the worlds ills and get a cone on this statue immediately 😱🫡

Back in the day, having a noisy car that backfired was a source of embarrassment. It still should be.

Looking towards the King's Mill from Gaggs Bridge. Knottingley and Goole Canal (Aire and Calder Navigation), Knottingley, West Yorkshire.

@IterIntellectus @aidannonx Came here to say this 🤣🤣

@aidannonx they were on Epstein files?!??

@HMS_Str_Castle Congratulations, Sir. A wonderful token of recognition for all the efford that the Ship's Company have put in.

The Royal Navy awards trophies annually in recognition of ships and their ships' companies. If you see us flying an efficiency pennant, it's because we have been recognised for our contribution to a new capability, as the first Royal Navy offshore support vessel. #WeDidAThing

@NatashaMDay I think they're judging anyone who doesn't apply a stepwise approach to airway management

@CHH051802 @fesshole "They" is a third-person pronoun used to refer to multiple people or a single person. As a singular, gender-neutral pronoun, it can be used when someone's gender is unknown, irrelevant, or when the person does not identify as male or female.

@fesshole They ?? How many partners sleep in your bed ??

I sleep better when my partner sleeps with me. I tell them it's because their presence relaxes me, but it can't hurt that I don't spend 10-60 minutes on my phone in bed before sleeping when they stay over.

@HMS_Str_Castle Good luck to the Jenny with a size 52 cap! Looking good

Our cap tallies have arrived! "STIRLING CASTLE" is one of the longest names in the Royal Navy, shared with "QUEEN ELIZABETH". Can you think of any longer names, past or present?

@Posted_to_BAOR Am I missing an eyebrow?

Walt test No. 536 This is your view. What’s coming next………..

@Moz550 @fesshole Top tier comment not getting the likes it deserves

@fesshole Wherefore art thou Bromeo?

My daughter has fallen out with her best friend and my wife had an argument with the girls mum over it. I'd become good mates with the friend's dad and we're secretly trying to stay mates. Full Romeo and Juliet at the school gates with secret nods and hushed conversations.

@GordonStewart_ @HMS_Str_Castle Maybe he likes his shirt with pockets

@HMS_Str_Castle LET needs to get to stores for some Rig 22

Today, the Commanding Officer was proud to announce the promotions of AB (Mine Warfare) Victor Oluoch and Leading Engineering Technician Dillon Allatt. "BZ" to both 😀 Explain the Captain's hat choices!? #SteadfastastheRock

@SeaCadetsUK are SCC units following the RN and flying ensigns at half mast today to mark the death of Admiral of the Fleet Bathurst?

@NatashaMDay Tiny humans are incredibly resilient and will thrive when surrounded by love, which TH obviously is. I hope the EHCP situation gets sorted soon. You're doing great

@CommandoTRG @GlobenLaurel I'm way too tired, I thought the pipes were two penguins 🫠

Full reveal of our new mural tomorrow. What could it be? 💁‍♂️

@samtiley @history99917180 I've heard he ate more than that on a job bike 🏍 😳

@history99917180 Xtra too! Gannet

@history99917180 Circumstantial at best. Say nothing until they disclose the forensic report.

I hope they were suitably compensated for having been forced to listen to Oasis while on duty.

@ExplorerJust So, you're saying that I should get angry at those people? Got it 👍

Don’t let other people tell you what to be angry about.