William Duncanson

@elonmusk @DOGE @USTreasury Wrong again, Elon.

To be clear, what the @DOGE team and @USTreasury have jointly agreed makes sense is the following: - Require that all outgoing government payments have a payment categorization code, which is necessary in order to pass financial audits. This is frequently left blank, making audits almost impossible. - All payments must also include a rationale for the payment in the comment field, which is currently left blank. Importantly, we are not yet applying ANY judgment to this rationale, but simply requiring that SOME attempt be made to explain the payment more than NOTHING! - The DO-NOT-PAY list of entities known to be fraudulent or people who are dead or are probable fronts for terrorist organizations or do not match Congressional appropriations must actually be implemented and not ignored. Also, it can currently take up to a year to get on this list, which is far too long. This list should be updated at least weekly, if not daily. The above super obvious and necessary changes are being implemented by existing, long-time career government employees, not anyone from @DOGE. It is ridiculous that these changes didn’t exist already! Yesterday, I was told that there are currently over $100B/year of entitlements payments to individuals with no SSN or even a temporary ID number. If accurate, this is extremely suspicious. When I asked if anyone at Treasury had a rough guess for what percentage of that number is unequivocal and obvious fraud, the consensus in the room was about half, so $50B/year or $1B/week!! This is utterly insane and must be addressed immediately.

@elonmusk @DOGE @USTreasury What’s insane and must be addressed immediately is that an illegal immigrant has been given control over a made up government agency that has zero congressional authorization or oversight and only exists in complete violation of Article I.

@dominos where’s my pizza? I have you the name, address, and room number for my hotel, but my pizzas have been delivered to some appliance repair place? WTF?

@Arbys Great commercial. Too bad the closest Arby’s is almost an hour away.

@dominos cold and nasty. Went into QC at 18:03, wasn’t delivered until 19:09

@justiceron @JustinMonty Earl Campbell

What is one athlete you’d want to see compete in today’s era to see how they hold up? For me it’s Wilt Chamberlain.

@JSThree8 as a HD “survivor” who won’t get tested, would love to talk to you in a less public setting.

@GregAbbott_TX Are you a homicidal psychopath or just a moronic idiot?

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

@SenateGOP For four fucking years you stood by and enabled and encouraged this.

This is not who we are. This is not what we fight for. This is not American. This must stop. Now.

@realDonaldTrump What? You nominated a third of them! I thought you only hired the BEST people?

The U.S. Supreme Court has been totally incompetent and weak on the massive Election Fraud that took place in the 2020 Presidential Election. We have absolute PROOF, but they don’t want to see it - No “standing”, they say. If we have corrupt elections, we have no country!

@XplodingUnicorn That’s just wrong.

My wife and I are both working from home. She microwaved fish. Time to alert HR.

@comcastcares how the hell do you break out of your stupid automated phone tree? I’ve already rebooted my modem, and it’s still not working. I want to talk to somebody.

@verge I think you kinda have to compare the Surface Pro X (I hate that name, it’s not a Pro device, despite the fantastic fit, finish, and design) to the big iPad Pro. And it seems that on every level (OS, keyboard, etc) the Surface wins hands down.

@RichardWiseman It’s not when it was bottled, it’s how long it was in the cask.

Puzzle: Why are 1984 bottles of whisky worth more than 1977 bottles of whisky?

@BCBSAssociation You too.

Dear @Cigna, please stop sending me things on Medicare. I’m not my deceased father, I won’t be eligible for Medicare for at least 21 years.

@ngreader Any hope of the app being updated now that Mercury is discontinuing their web service and turning into an API?

@Randalls_Stores if I buy a steak in the meat department, will they slice it down really thin for me at the deli?

@comcastcares @comcast wtf? Your OnDemand replay of Portugal vs. Spain starts in the 75th minute and only lasts 2 minutes?