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Caitlin

@caitlinyantis

My whole life has been a bouquet of whoopsie daisies

Katılım Haziran 2012
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Cardale Jones@CJ1two·
If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@crizzonet @CJ1two And how many rewards points did you have to cash in to get that price?
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crizzo@crizzonet·
@CJ1two i just paid $2.21 a gallon in Georgia 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Only Infinity More Sodas To Go!
@Detail__Devil @JadeAtrophis American bread is quite airy and sweet but the loaf is softer with a less cripsy crust. British bread tends to be denser and much more savoury with a rougher texture. American bread also keeps for a disconcertingly long time, I'm guessing due to the sweetness
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@And1Moose @deenayaah @october31365 @Cash_De_Vil But like, genetics can get funky, and we’ve consistently seen that in mixed race relationships, a dollop of white has the potential to wipe out 80%+ of any ethnic features in the progeny of said coupling
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winning mentality 🗝️🌟
Explain to me like I am 5, how are these kids Michael Jackson's biological children, thought the brother was blackity black?
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@Breliloquy @caraminez Bre, the way you formed your statement/argument 100% made it seem to EVERYONE ELSE that the issue was we’re asking too much of our students. We all understand the parents also can’t read, but they don’t have to be able to read for their child to soar in school.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@WhollyHanna @chlosiphus Tbh I get it, and I lowkey miss living downtown/next to the train line. But alas, I had a kid and we had the funds at the time to get a house in the suburbs. Blessing and a curse.
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Wholly Hanna
Wholly Hanna@WhollyHanna·
@caitlinyantis @chlosiphus Honestly the sound machine for me is the sound of the city... I go to my cabin up north and the quiet now drives me nuts!
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chlosiphus (boy and girl mom)
You know what else emits a dim light around 6 am
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@WhollyHanna @chlosiphus Yeah, that’s the biggest issue with downtown living 😭 but at least you’re close to everything! Anyway, the perfect middleground is a sound machine alarm clock like the hatch that does the sunrise alarm 💕 not harsh on the endocrine system (it quietly builds up the alarm)
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Wholly Hanna
Wholly Hanna@WhollyHanna·
@caitlinyantis @chlosiphus My condo is somewhere in that mess of light. Not to mention the sunlight rises at drastically different times... so these things are a godsend for me.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@WhollyHanna @chlosiphus I used to love blackout bedrooms, but ever since my husband and I just completely removed our bedroom blinds (to replace our windows and never put them back up) the sun naturally waking us up is so nice. However you can’t do this in the city. We’re in a community w/o many lights
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Wholly Hanna@WhollyHanna·
@chlosiphus I don't know about you... but I have black out blinds in my room. It could be noon and I wouldn't know.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@deenayaah @october31365 @Cash_De_Vil This was before a lot of the surgeries and MAJOR skin bleaching he did, but tell me Paris doesn’t have the same facial structure as Michael.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@Trav_Smith1 @SciFiArchives Yeah, there’s still a fair amount of weird buildings in the city, but most of them are becoming hidden gems or just getting torn down 😭
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Trav Smith
Trav Smith@Trav_Smith1·
@SciFiArchives Guess I didn't realize Ohio had a 60's/70's dystopian architecture phase.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@BilboParmesan @evrythngmachne @madison_tayt @BoredomParadox Brigham Young was the biggest bigot of them all! He only said that because the US government was going to retaliate and completely wipe ‘the saints’ off the face of the earth before they even made it to Utah because of the mayhem they caused crossing the plains!
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12345@BilboParmesan·
@evrythngmachne @madison_tayt @BoredomParadox There's no excuse for the displacement of indigenous peoples. The mountain meadows massacre, however, came after years of anti-mormon pogroms, rapes, and genocide. That doesn't make it okay tho, which is why brigham young told the group who did the massacre to leave them alone.
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brecht apologist@madison_tayt·
people are joking around about the mormon cultural takeover but i’m so fucking serious that you all need to be really concerned.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@Based_Morgoth @AmusedToDeath1 Only anecdotal evidence. Every single person I personally know buys sandwich loaves for daily use and will get “the good bread” for specific meals or preplanned events because we’re in a fucking recession
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Natasha@Based_Morgoth·
@AmusedToDeath1 No adults in my life prefer sandwich bread for anything, even most sandwiches. Maybe poor Americans, though even good loaves of artisan bread aren't expensive. PB&J is the only exception.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@i_am_non_a @prfctsweetie Imagine gatekeeping BREAD one of human civilization’s longest existing foods worldwide. Maybe if you’d take a break from guzzling your own spunk and calling it “posh-drink” or something stupid, you’d be able to just accept that possibly your just being a trite asshole
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non-a@i_am_non_a·
@prfctsweetie Imagine thinking the brown employees actually know how to bake bread at a grocery store bakery. Astonishing, really. It's frozen goyslop, reheated. Yes, even at Central Market and Whole Foods. The only bread worth buying is local or imported from Europe.
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@stupit_question @rushicrypto I spent many years in the dumb dumb zone (and fear I may end up back there again if anything ever happens to my husband)
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Wayfaring stranger
Wayfaring stranger@stupit_question·
@rushicrypto If you are between the poverty pine and the cost of living you are in the dumb dumb zone, where there is no assistance and no wealth being built. Dont yell at me thats where im at
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
So they released the Poverty Level and Cost of Living numbers for the US. Poverty Line: Single person - below $15,960/yr Family of 4 - below $33,000/yr. Cost Of Living: Single - $55,260/yr. Family of 4 - $116,580 With Childcare - $129,444
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@reality1nsights @justalexoki …if anything today’s libs are known for being science forward parents who recently have higher vaccination rates and have known this info for over a year.
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Truth Seeker
Truth Seeker@reality1nsights·
@justalexoki You think very liberal people have higher rates of nut allergies because of the excess sheltering? I wonder what else this applies to
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@justalexoki We have clotheslines run across the entire laundry room in the basement in a z formation for things that can’t be put in the dryer or should drip dry for best results, but everything else goes in the dryer. It’s quicker, and we have too much pollen during good weather for outside
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Jasmine
Jasmine@jasmineuphorie·
En l’honneur de la #lesbianvisibilityweek À toutes les lesbiennes qui ont pris soin des hommes gays au début de l’épidémie de VIH-SIDA dans les années 80, alors que l’État, les médecins, familles les laissaient crever Ce n’est pas pour rien que le L est la première lettre de LGBT
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Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@samanthawillman Nah, it’s a common color in churches/temples (literally the sherwin Williams“lambs wool” white color is painted inside a lot of the dressing rooms in the temples around the world), &it’s seen as being a better Mormon than others if you can afford a house that looks like a church
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Caitlin
Caitlin@caitlinyantis·
@jailedamanda I think HBO essentially used this same alphanumeric combo here that was used for the license plates in Tim Robinson’s Chair Company show (based in Ohio, so I’m familiar with the plates of the last 20+ years or so)
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