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@gabrieloguda 😂

Duale called Orengo to greet people and return the mic promptly, only for Orengo to give the ball to Oburu; son of bee, total orphan, stone cannot be dissolved, chested the ball down the danger area before inviting Kalonso and Karua to score at an open goal. Zinedine Oburu.

@_falsi1ke Thanks

Other men will try to steal your girl. Be happy if they ever succeed. Few will understand this.

When Spencer Seabrooke broke the world record for the longest free solo slackline walk. He used no safety gear at all, walking over 200 feet across a 1,000-foot high canyon in Canada.

@Aduiwayanga 4/8

Kama Unadhani simu yako ni original, finya 5 Hadi ikue ⅝ 😊

@AlinurMohamed_ I just need one request, her photo without make up.

CS Ababu talking with Elsa Majimbo on how to promote content in Kenya. Good job waziri.

@amerix Ovaries tunashikia wapi?

Men, — also, Learn this: Women have ovaries and nipples These things itch them all the time making them anxious, uncomfortable and chaotic. When you approach, talk and touch her, the ovaries and nipples will just calm down. Approach and see her melt. #MasculinitySaturday

@EvelynMic_ I thought it was Kenyan shillings 😂

Giving a woman 50k after a date night is not it men, what is 50k to a woman who came wearing an outfit worth 200k, make up worth 70k, uber of 30k plus her time, all just to come meet a man who is going to send her home with 50k, men please plan well before inviting a woman out.

@omwambaKE Ako hapa mirema

@amerix 100 💯🙏

10 REASONS WHY YOUR WOMAN DISRESPECTS YOU: 1. You are FAT: Women are very loyal to their standards. She could be horribly fat but will not touch a fat man with a 10-foot pole. Women disrespect fat men because they see them as lazy, weak and useless. She will deliberately praise you for being fat because she wants you to remain fat so that she can zero-graze you, manipulate you and cheat on you. It is worse if you have manboobs. She sees you as her fellow woman. She will disrespect you. 2. You are addicted to smoking or alcohol. These two addictions are so uncouth. Smoking makes you thin and weak while leaving a stenchful mouth. Alcohol on the other hand impairs your judgement and takes away masculine power. She will disrespect you. 3. You watch pornography and also masturbate. Watching pornography is a signal that you are soy or beta. Women hate men who watch it because they cannot stand a man who enjoys watching another woman's private parts. Masturbation on the other hand makes women dislike you because it is yuck! She will disrespect you forever if she learns that you masturbate. 4. She is older than you. Women look for leaders. She looks upto a wiser man to lead her. If she is older than you, she will treat you like a boy. She is with you because of sex but will soon resent you and go for men who are older than her because she disrespects you. 5. You are a stepfather to her child. Actually, you are a whiteknight. She sees you as a man with no options in life. Try raising your voice against her child and see what happens. You are a weakling. You are in her life as a desperate man. She is wondering why you are struggling to raise the child of another man. On the front end she will manipulate you with "a strong man raises a child who isnot his own" but in the backend she is seeing you as a cuck. She disrespects you. 6. You are indecisive. Women disrespect men who cannot make a decision. They disrespect men who refuse to make a decision for fear of upsetting her. You fear losing her if you make a decision. Trust me, she will still go. Women want you to make that painful decision. Make it. If you fear to be firm, unbowed and decisive because you fear upsetting her, she will disrespect you. 7. You have no boundaries. You have no standards. You cannot say NO. When she cheats, you forgive her and bring her back. She sees you as a pantywaist. She will cheat again and disrespect you forever. 8. You are available. You are always there. "Baby, baby this, baby that." You don't give yourself time to be scarce. She is always seeing you from Monday to Monday. She is bored. She will disrespect you. 9. You have no purpose and goals in life. You are lazy. You are on TV and politics the whole day. You play video games. You have nothing of value going on with your life. Zero purpose invites contempt from women. She will tell you "other men are out there and you are here warming the house." She will disrespect you. 10. You are dirty. There are men who are dirty. They cannot take a bath. Their underwear is dirty. Their feet are stinking. They cannot flush the toilet. They are just dirty! The words from their mouths are so uncouth. They speak bulshit in front of children and relatives. She will disrespect you. If you are offended, come beat me. #ManDay

We have failed MANKIND….

Kenya has 50,000 Polling stations, Each Station requires at least 2 Agents, Agents should work at least for 4 days, (2 Days for Training and 2 days for Elections....) If you pay them ksh. 3000 for those four days, you require 50,000 x 2 x 4 x 3000 That is a cool Ksh. 1.2 Billion!!! Can @RailaOdinga … ? Sorry I have forgotten what I was saying 🤣🤣🤣

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@VehicleTrackerz Gal I wanna wake up beside yah😂

Wakey wakey!

@RobertAlai @kdfinfo raila was here

Sodom and Gomorrah will be launched on these Kenya Airforce planes. Can @kdfinfo give clarity on the policy on use of KDF assets? We shouldn't have KDF assets on the hands of all manner of characters.

@KBCChannel1 she has no option

Diana B to take break from music to focus on pregnancy. #Lifestyle ^RO

@kilundeezy Zoea Io sura

Huyu sio mimi buana muache hiyo bhangi mnavuta .Karibu bibi ajam.

@SirGlavan_ Wengi ni wakalee

Mbona hawa watu huuza odds wasitumie hizo odds waeke high stake waomoke once na vile hao huonyesha wanakula doh mob

@XiEuvin 😂😂😂

@AdvoBarryRoux Ugly things are sweet ✌️

Still beyond my understanding why people find this delicious.

@XXL How to love

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