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@Logically_JC Almost like it was the plan all along 🤔

How, exactly, did we go from a $200 million privately-funded ballroom, to a $1 billion taxpayer-funded one?

@consequence It is for me!!

Stephen Colbert: I'm looking for a new gig soon, and a lot of people tell me I should run for president. Barack Obama: Well, you certainly have the look. You have the hair. Colbert: For the record, I think it's a stupid idea. How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? Obama: Well, you know... the bar has changed... Colbert: At times, subterranean. Obama: Let me put it this way: I think that you could perform significantly better than some folks that we've seen. Colbert: Is that an endorsement? Obama: It is not.

@thoslynch @nypost @KimKardashian 😂🫶

@nypost Nobody wants to study anymore. Sit your ass down and study. @KimKardashian

Kim Kardashian makes difficult decision in law journey after multiple failed bar exam attempts trib.al/Z2ovlOI

@HabCorpLinguist 😂 I was so happy it was finally something she couldn’t buy her way through!

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

@mouvement33 Thank you!! I thought the exact thing after he praised Rubio but the Tesla was my breaking point! Unbelievable!

We have to stop making stupid people millionaires when this is how they spend their money. I'm done. Krassensteins have had serious allegations of fraud and an FBI investigation into their practices. They are frauds. There's no doubt now. They rail against Elon and buy the stupidest Tesla ever made. Everytime you like and repost their shit, they make money. Think twice next time you promote their propaganda.

@Bortvanhoutenn No, there has to be a way to fix it…. While keeping them all on the boat…. Until it’s completely eradicated… which could very well take a month….🤷🏻‍♀️

I say this with a heavy heart but sink that ship

@clevebarb @_sorrengailll @Apple I thought this was just me!!! 😂

@_sorrengailll @Apple And why the heck does it act like the word “were” doesn’t exist?

Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

@kaaego It really is.

just 3 episodes in and this might be the best show i've ever seen in my life …………🔥🔥

@krassenstein Are you fucking kidding me?

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@CollinRugg 👏👏

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@krassenstein Maybe pre-Trump Rubio but what he’s turned into is just a browner version of them.

I know I'll get some hate for this, and I don't like his politics, but I'd at least sleep well at night if Rubio was in charge instead of Trump or Vance.

@AdvKindness They have that girl looking 30 years old, with two kids and an ex-husband.

Aren’t kids under 18 not allowed there?????

@Hania16836 This didn’t happen. And this isn’t okay to lie about. 👏 Be 👏 Nice 👏 It’s 👏 Not 👏 Difficult

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@WUTangKids I thought that was Tiger Woods for a second 😂

Oh shocking….a crooked cop that scammed NYC for 4 years as Mayor is now hanging out at Mar-a-Lago 🙄

@CollinRugg 😲 I have got to remind myself that I don’t have to read every post that I come across.

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

@mistressdivy Bun Slut 😂 I promise this is an actual place

What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank

@Yesavage2Kirk ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ OMG Laughed so hard I could barely catch my breath.

Why did he stop

@Acyn This was amazing!! So triggered!! 😂😂😂

Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face” Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.

@adammocklerr @Logically_JC Well done!! 👏👏

Grown man on the verge of tears because he can’t answer a question

@RapidResponse47 @NASAAdmin Or…OR…we could use the money for underprivileged children and help take better care of our seniors!

.@NASAAdmin: "The next step is go out further, it's to return to the moon. It's to pick up where Apollo 17 left off... President Trump said we are going back to stay, to build a moon base. That’s going to be a massive American outpost." 🚀🌕