Simon Canning

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Simon Canning

Simon Canning

@canning30

Communications specialist Simon Says. Once Origin Energy, The Australian, Mumbrella, Adobe, Adbrief. Media junkie. Views are mine, nose is dog's

Sydney Katılım Haziran 2008
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mariana Z@mariana057·
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@James_Jeffrey Like planets whose random orbits intersect. How lucky we must be. I count you among my planets, James.
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Simon Canning@canning30·
Once upon a time I was privileged enough to work with A Certain Scribe.
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@iupdate Left the Apple universe more than a decade ago. Not locked into an ecosystem. Function over design. Minimal ticket clipping. I could go on.
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Sam Kohl@iupdate·
I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone
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Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
Who's that 👀? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ I'll accept two different answers!
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@Peter_Fitz Per your comments on longevity in sports. Gordie Howe was still playing in the National Hockey League, arguably one of the toughest sports on the planet, at 52!
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@OMGTheMess You haven't met my kids. Informed, educated and empowered. And they are coming after clowns like you.
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Old Soldier
Old Soldier@OMGTheMess·
Instead of educating the next generation of leaders, thinkers and entrepreneurs, we are teaching another generation of frightened, misinformed lemmings. Get activists out of education.
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@JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support Australia here. If it involves a flight or a deadline, I always book a cab. Professional, courteous, a uniform, not a side hustle. Uber has its place, but not when money or reputation are on the line.
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Jack Otter@JackOtter·
Hey @uber: If you are going to give users the ability to reserve cars ahead of time, you have to solve for last-second driver cancellations. My airport ride cancelled at pickup time, and it took 33 minutes for me to get another ride. That is terrible service. @Uber_Support
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Simon Canning@canning30·
The broken promise question is the dumbest question of all time. The world has changed. It will keep changing. I told my wife I'd be home at 9pm. Some idiot crashed his car in front of me. I'm not home at 9!
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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
It’s like Kos Samaras is actively trying to increase racial tension in Australia. Here he says that English Australians are all old and dying and that the new Australia will be Indian. Incredibly sectarian and divisive commentary.
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Ryan Dally@Ryandally08·
Victorian opposition leader Jess Wilson says Australia’s hate speech laws and protections for minorities are not strong enough. “We don’t have strong enough laws when it comes to hate speech” “We don’t have strong enough protections for minorities”
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Senator Murray Watt@MurrayWatt·
If you vote Liberal or National, you’ll get One Nation.
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@Peter_Fitz Have tipped the Storm every week. Went the Tiges this week. So who shows up?
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Peter FitzSimons
Peter FitzSimons@Peter_Fitz·
Jaysus. The wheels might have just fallen off the Tigers bandwagon? THey are now down 30-4 against the Storm - seeking their first win in over half-a-dozen games - with 25 minutes to go
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Simon Canning@canning30·
Who is voting for this? Why? Seriously!
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Simon Canning@canning30·
@TraceyLee_07 Does anyone else think Tracey would benefit from a primary school education?
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Tracey@TraceyLee_07·
Does anyone else think it’s weird that Albo posts more photos of Toto and himself more than he does of his wife?
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Angela Rayner
Angela Rayner@AngelaRayner·
No matter what they say, Reform UK will only let down the working class. They voted against our better deal for workers. With your support, we got it done. Only Labour will work for working people. Vote Labour 🌹
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