Simon Canning

@mariana057 Potato masher.

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

@James_Jeffrey Like planets whose random orbits intersect. How lucky we must be. I count you among my planets, James.

@canning30 Lovely portrait

Once upon a time I was privileged enough to work with A Certain Scribe.

@iupdate Left the Apple universe more than a decade ago. Not locked into an ecosystem. Function over design. Minimal ticket clipping. I could go on.

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

@lippyent Pawn in game of life.

Who's that 👀? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ I'll accept two different answers!

@keselowski @DanicaPatrick Janet Guthrie enters the chat. Lella Lombardi too. Davina Galacia too. Simone Silvestro might have a word as well.

IMO @DanicaPatrick was by a large margin the Best female race car driver of all time. It’s an absolute shame she doesn’t get more credit or recognition from the racing community.

@Peter_Fitz Column today on VAR totally validates what just happened to Manly.

@Peter_Fitz Per your comments on longevity in sports. Gordie Howe was still playing in the National Hockey League, arguably one of the toughest sports on the planet, at 52!

@OMGTheMess You haven't met my kids. Informed, educated and empowered. And they are coming after clowns like you.

Instead of educating the next generation of leaders, thinkers and entrepreneurs, we are teaching another generation of frightened, misinformed lemmings. Get activists out of education.

@JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support Australia here. If it involves a flight or a deadline, I always book a cab. Professional, courteous, a uniform, not a side hustle. Uber has its place, but not when money or reputation are on the line.

Hey @uber: If you are going to give users the ability to reserve cars ahead of time, you have to solve for last-second driver cancellations. My airport ride cancelled at pickup time, and it took 33 minutes for me to get another ride. That is terrible service. @Uber_Support

It really is time we set up a match race between Max Verstappen and Shane van Gisbergen.

The broken promise question is the dumbest question of all time. The world has changed. It will keep changing. I told my wife I'd be home at 9pm. Some idiot crashed his car in front of me. I'm not home at 9!

@Katherine_deves @DrewPavlou @OcarinaJones You don't actually understand who our hosts are do you. Anyway, never hurts sharing this. instagram.com/reel/CdzVJNojy…

@canning30 @DrewPavlou @OcarinaJones Yes, not being racists towards Australians, the hosts, would be a good start

It’s like Kos Samaras is actively trying to increase racial tension in Australia. Here he says that English Australians are all old and dying and that the new Australia will be Indian. Incredibly sectarian and divisive commentary.

@Katherine_deves @Ryandally08 @vigee_elisabeth instagram.com/reel/CdzVJNojy…

@Ryandally08 @vigee_elisabeth What is wrong with her?

Victorian opposition leader Jess Wilson says Australia’s hate speech laws and protections for minorities are not strong enough. “We don’t have strong enough laws when it comes to hate speech” “We don’t have strong enough protections for minorities”

@Katherine_deves @SandyXiaotong @RoadknightThe instagram.com/reel/CdzVJNojy…

@SandyXiaotong @RoadknightThe I would consider it a badge of honour to be disliked by this person

IMORRAL TO VOTE ONE NATION: On insiders today, Nikki Savver has called you a bad person if you vote One Nation. Watch

@Katherine_deves @MurrayWatt instagram.com/reel/CdzVJNojy…

@MurrayWatt And if you vote teal, Labor or green you get communism

If you vote Liberal or National, you’ll get One Nation.

@Peter_Fitz Have tipped the Storm every week. Went the Tiges this week. So who shows up?

Jaysus. The wheels might have just fallen off the Tigers bandwagon? THey are now down 30-4 against the Storm - seeking their first win in over half-a-dozen games - with 25 minutes to go

Who is voting for this? Why? Seriously!

@TraceyLee_07 Does anyone else think Tracey would benefit from a primary school education?

Does anyone else think it’s weird that Albo posts more photos of Toto and himself more than he does of his wife?

@Katherine_deves @AngelaRayner instagram.com/reel/CdzVJNojy…

@AngelaRayner You got smashed

No matter what they say, Reform UK will only let down the working class. They voted against our better deal for workers. With your support, we got it done. Only Labour will work for working people. Vote Labour 🌹