chris cannon
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@sonofsun1984 @dissidentwest The comedian is Isaac Butterfield, an Australian stand-up comic known for edgy material.
The "July joke" is a pun: "July" sounds like "Jew lie," but he renames it "Jew Tell The Truth" as satire on avoiding criticism of Israel to not risk his visa or career.
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Lmfaoooo
His manager, his accountant, his lawyer and his agent all told em not to tell this joke for some reason 🤣
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If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
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@ckent83 @jaketapper @MegynKellyShow Boycott Jake tappers book tell him to go fly a kite the big fucking liar
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One of our more shocking discoveries. I wonder how many people who donated to Biden 2024 thought they were giving millions to Mike Donilon. OriginalSinBook.com
Caitlin Huey-Burns@CHueyBurns
"Donilon demanded an astonishing $4 million fee, a figure difficult to square with his party’s ostensible commitment to gender equity considering that Jennifer O’Malley Dillion, the actual campaign manager, had a $300,000 salary" politico.com/news/magazine/…
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@MayNotBeJoking @NoticedThat2024 @kaitlancollins @neojriff Depends on what it is they're avoiding I suppose
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I don't know shit. I'll admit it. Last time I was asked to commandeer an Aircraft Carrier, I was busy performing brain surgery.
That said, I cannot wrap my mind around a huge mofo Carrier with 5000 onboard using evasive maneuvers to avoid incoming.
Seems like may be we should spend some coin on an Iron dome type dealio mounted on ships exposed out in the sea.
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The Navy has lost a $60 million jet at sea after it fell overboard from aircraft carrier. A U.S. official said that initial reports from the scene indicated that the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier made a hard turn to evade Houthi fire, which contributed to the fighter jet falling overboard, per @NatashaBertrand and @halbritz.
cnn.com/2025/04/28/pol…
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@JoshEakle @BradThomas I am intimately familiar with manufacturing operations and this and I have to say this is either an absurd fabrication or some of the worst management and planning I can imagine. I'm not a Trump guy, but this is not how it's going to affect us.
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So it begins.
MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.
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If you guys want a real, low budget, culinary horror movie, just say so and I'll freakin' make it.
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with your logic, a state can bomb a diplomatic mission they think harbours terrorists? thats not how it works. Israel has limited long range capabilities, and they know this. hence why there was no significant response to the Iranian missile and drone barrage in April this year.
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“The United States has indications that Iran is preparing to imminently launch a ballistic missile attack against Israel. We are actively supporting defensive preparations to defend Israel against this attack. A direct military attack from Iran against Israel will carry severe consequences for Iran," a senior White House official tells @mj_lee and @ArletteSaenz.
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I'm always thinking it can't get worse......and then it just gets worse. 🤣
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@AskTSA
I plan to check a large pelican-type case with a non-latching lid. Is it OK use a couple ratchet straps (tinyurl.com/2nbxadpf) to secure the lid?
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@kaitlancollins That's what a classy President does. Thanks Joe
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President Biden and former President Trump have spoken, the White House says.
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Panthers received a second-rounder in 2024 and a 2025 fifth-rounder for Burns. Was that enough, Panthers fans?
Steve Reed@SteveReedAP
Breaking: NY Giants acquiring star rusher Brian Burns from the Panthers, AP source says (from @AP) apnews.com/article/06609a…
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Not a big holiday girlie, actually do not care about a single one lmao. Most are overrated and expensive 🙄
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With Patriots getting one tonight, there are now six NFL teams who haven't scored a touchdown on an opening drive this season: Bucs, Giants, Jets, Panthers, Saints and Vikings.
49ers, by comparison, have seven in 12 games.
Artel Cato@MrAJCato
@gregauman what NFL teams have yet to score an opening drive touchdown, I know the Bucs are one for sure
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