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Captain Teebs

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Very allegorical.

Katılım Nisan 2021
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Captain Teebs
Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@kenklippenstein How does something as idiotic as this make it past the editor. It's in the fucking headline and kind of the whole point.
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Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@IAPonomarenko Still kinda expecting a plot twist how this is actually Russia etc because otherwise this is fucking embarrassing.
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Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦
Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦@IAPonomarenko·
Meanwhile in Ukraine's Mykolaiv: they are reopening McDonalds. There’s really nothing to laugh about here. For this war-weary city that has spent four years living just 60 km from the front line, under shelling and strikes, a McDonald’s open again is a giant piece of normal life returning to its people. Especially for kids.
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@aaronjmate Maybe he is so embarrassed he took the "Evil-Russia-supports-you" fall without a squeak he needs to believe it. Just a grifter more likely though.
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Amazon Piss Jugs
Amazon Piss Jugs@JeremyWard33·
Who's gonna tell Bob: Most of the world legitimately despised America long before Donald came on board
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Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@JohnReed_1917 Expected to re-evaluate position about Ukraine War around 2040 when it's perfectly convenient and mainstream.
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Alan MacLeod
Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod·
"Lands next to"? They clearly tried to kill him.
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Dan Soder
Dan Soder@DanSoder·
The Sopranos
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Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@PamphletsY I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, you know, the Jungian thing.
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Jason Maples
Jason Maples@jjmaples55·
Your opinion of Season 2 of the wire is a litmus test
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Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@AbbyMartin @ClareDalyIRL In 2020 @ClareDalyIRL threw her insignificant at the time influence behind the USAID agents in Bulgaria against a supposed Russian-agent-du-jour asshole who has been awarded by Ukraine some Mickey Mouse supporter award since. True story. Hard to be impressed with her bona fides.
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Abby Martin
Abby Martin@AbbyMartin·
@ClareDalyIRL can you contact me? I’m coming to Ireland with my film about the US military’s ecocidal destruction and want to chat!
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Captain Teebs
Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@wyattreed13 Bitch thinks she'll pacify the proles with some hot DC gossip. Nobody gives a fuck, this isn't the West Wing in the TikTok era. Even if MTG does the right thing for the wrong reasons, what the fuck is AOC for other than defending Kamala Hasbarris.
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Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed@wyattreed13·
MTG when slighted by Republicans: “Stop the genocide, end the regime change wars, release the Epstein files” AOC when slighted by Democrats: “Of course Mama Bear Pelosi, I will never mention Medicare For All again in my life”
The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller

👀 REP. @AOC: “Here’s some tea for you — Trump shut down Marjorie Taylor Greene’s personal ambitions to run for senate in Georgia, and she has been on a revenge tour ever since.”

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Captain Teebs
Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@AlanRMacLeod Kamala Harris' supporter Dick Cheney dying on the day a Muslim becomes NYC mayor. 🍻
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Alan MacLeod
Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod·
Now is a good time to remember that Dick Cheney's post 9/11 wars killed (conservatively) 4.5 million people and displaced over 38 million more, according to a study by Brown University.
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Captain Teebs@capn_teebs·
@TheChiefNerd Being less disgusting than Remnick somehow counts as a win nowadays. Fuck them both.
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Chief Nerd
Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd·
🔥 Jon Stewart Wrecks New Yorker Editor David Remnick for Whining About Joe Rogan REMNICK: “He's had people on who are kind of N*** curious. That's not good.” STEWART: “I've interviewed Kissinger. And he was carpet bomb curious.” REMNICK: “But I don't have the audience that Joe Rogan does.” STEWART: “Then get it … There's no one in this world right now that isn't platformed.”
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