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@TranslateMom When they fell off did they land on a gerbil by any chance?

The entire planet has fallen off a cliff into the stupid zone - Richard Gere Caption, translate and download videos in seconds

@MarcherReborn At least they haven't got a closet homosexual Police Officer, oh hang on......

Just saw the trailer for the BBC’s new series of Balamory. When exactly did the Inner Hebrides turn into such a multicultural hellhole??

BREAKING: Two women die while trying to cross Channel in small boat news.sky.com/story/two-wome…

@KnightsTempOrg Have you been hacked?

A paramedic discovers that one of the victims of a murderous Israeli airstrike targeting displaced families in Beit Lahia is his own brother. The crime continues, so does international inaction.

@Telegraph @MichaelVaughan I thought you'd think twice about piling on after your brush with the wokerati. Its the chaps right to hold a view without being turned on by people or organisations around him. If it was for any other reason it would be classed as bullying. Think again.

The Barmy Army has distanced itself from a figure regularly seen among its number after he announced his candidacy for Reform UK in the 2026 local elections. The England cricket supporters group insists the views of Vic Flowers, occasionally labelled its unofficial leader, do not reflect those of the organisation. @willis_macp has more ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026/0…

@Glinner I didn't recognise her from that angle.

Haha amazing

@GHWTowler @WulfrunianChris The "safe guarding issue" is that the children might see through the teacher's attempts at indoctrination.

@WulfrunianChris Serious question. What is the safeguarding issue? Is it possible the bureaucracy is somewhat over the top?

As a teacher it’s a genuinely massive safeguarding concern for Reform to be allowing things like this to be posted. Having to get full photo permissions as a teacher was a nightmare.

@DickDelingpole What a day? Mother hospitalised, daughter sectioned.

How to make it “all about me”. 101.

@almurray @HallforCornwall Cocktails? Obviously not a blokes drink and ladies should only drink white wine. Don't waiver on your own rules Guv. Wipe it off and list the various cobs/rolls you do. Get a grip man.

Special effort made at @HallforCornwall gotta love the undead makeover I've been given

@ripx4nutmeg Its just over wintering a cucumber.

Monty Don meets two women working as gardeners at Hyde Park in the latest episode of Gardeners' World. As it's a BBC programme, one of the two women has a penis

@GBPolitcs How to reduce sympathy to zero in an instant. Its like Frankensteins monster turning on his creator.

🚨NEW: The father of the university student who was stabbed to death unprovoked by Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu says he is "proud of diverse, multiracial London" and so was his son He claims his son was killed because of a class problem, not immigration

@hinds_stuart I'm sure some Antipa share holders swallowed something hard and jagged when they heard that.

Answer from tonight’s Q&A after hours town hall meet- Why would Greatland be interested in buying Antipa’s Minyari at $100/$150 per ounce when they are currently expanding Telfer for $5 dollars per ounce. Flashbacks for me when GGP was 37p per share to see it decline to 5p 😢.

@liamtuffs1 On a completely unconnected matter. We don't use the term weirdo as much as we used to.

“As people may now well know, I have added the name 'Suzy' to my names. So going forward I am preferring Suzy but I don't mind Eddie. And I prefer she/her but don't mind he/him.”FFS!

“WELCOME TO DUDLEY” Your guess is as good as mine. Answers on a postcard.

@Robin_Askwith @Jo_Caulfield Done em all including these.

@Jo_Caulfield Floppy disc?

Someone posted this and said “I’ll bet nobody has done all 20” … a quick glance and I thought Easy! Turns out I was wrong. I’ve done 19.

@newstart_2024 Covid vaccine status?

A healthy, active woman in her mid-30s wakes up one day with stomach pain. Doctors find stage 4 metastatic colon cancer. Jennifer Lava had never smoked, ate well, exercised regularly — and still got diagnosed at 34. She’s now a three-time survivor. Her story is becoming less rare. The American Cancer Society says one in five colorectal cancer cases today are in people under 55, and a Northwestern study found 65% of patients don’t qualify for standard screening guidelines (which start at age 45–50 for average risk). Jennifer’s doctor put it plainly: even if she had waited until 45, it wouldn’t have helped. The message is clear — if something feels off (changes in bowel habits, rectal bleeding, persistent abdominal pain, unexplained weight loss), don’t assume you’re “too young.” Advocate for yourself, and if needed, get a second opinion. What symptom or change would make you push for a check-up, even if you’re “too young”?

@ABridgen The prosecution is obligated to undertake all reasonable lines of enquiry. So also mention a belief that the complaint is malicious due to the political views held by the complainant. Request the police view and retain the accusers social media/political profile.

From my interactions with the Police Constable who interviewed me, I have no doubt he was simply following orders from above, orders he did not agree with. I intend to find out who gave that order and hold them to account under the law. No-one is above the law, and that includes senior police officers and or politicians. In response to requests here is a link to my statement which you can use as a template if you ever find yourself in a similar situation with the police. 👇 drive.google.com/file/d/163QaeO…

@Iromg I didn't know she was a lesbian. Turns out she's not just a window licker.

Are they taking the piss? Rosie Jones voted greatest female comedian? Christ Alive. It’s Plank of the Week time NOW… youtu.be/8OARgoa-sVY?si… youtu.be/8OARgoa-sVY?si…

@hinds_stuart *Eni Aluka

@hinds_stuart Where do they dig these talking heads from? That second chap made Ani Aluka look well informed and eloquent.

Luke Laretive Ausbiz asking the poignant questions Q have you missed the boat? A #GGP is doing ok, yeah we believe Antipa is a potentially takeover this quarter Interviewer “So Luke your still on that train?🤭 Watch it and let me know what you think 😜 youtu.be/GdCWOCpFmr4?si…