Farmer Of Thoughts

@jrnaib2 You dont love the Atiku like you pretend. Making fun of the obedience movement is spelling doom.

Saw this on Facebook 😅

@ABUJAPLUG And yet you can't bag a girl werey full here

@AgbawoGracious Men do better as how?

The rate of lesbianism is increasing in Nigeria and it’s not funny, men need to do better for real. 😪

@Prestigious_Gt B

Dear men, Who would you marry: A) A 29-year-old lady with a 1m monthly salary living alone (non-virgin) or B) A 22-year-old lady with a 50k salary still living with her parents (virgin)

@DrOkaforEmmanu1 You be mumu man. Like I abuse you so because of your foolishness

It's shameful that Obi has sanctioned all his supporters to attack Atiku and also to be moving from Radio stations and TV stations to talk down on him. He will definitely regret it for his silence... VP ticket no sure again sef....

@Imranmuhdz All for tribe

BREAKING: President Bola Tinubu has relieved Wale Edun from his position as Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, and appointed Taiwo Oyedele as the new Minister of Finance.

@Oreofe_06 A church that passes orders for members to switch off all their phones.. not put them on silence or flight mode, and a church that celebrates rice that has been cooked and spelled from the coven of witches. You are make I no talk..

I was invited to a 7am church service this morning that was meant to end by 9am. I told my four siblings to come along with me, but they didn’t go. I actually considered staying back too, but I still went. When I got there, the first thing I heard was, “Everyone should switch off your phones.” I was like, what kind of strict rule is this? 😅 but I just complied. Next thing, each member was given 10kg of rice to go home with. 😩 Imagine if my siblings had come with me, we would have gone home with 50kg in total! Honestly, it was my first time receiving a gift from church 😋🙏

@onyekanwelue Gift to your poor cousins from your village

“I have an iPhone in my bag that I don’t use. Who wants it?”

@XcessCars Wetin wunna do to person wife wey fuck Gym instructor

We just beat one gym instructor that fuck person wife for here.. if you want no get sense. You come gym to knack people wife.. you no see plenty beautiful hooks that come gym to sample themselves. Avoid People wives and underage.

@Omojuwa Oh vile poison..how long poison Omojuwa?

I knew Peter Obi had no chance with the ADC ticket. But I am one to always verify things. That verification process is now complete. I had some important meetings recently and I can say, this is now a Done Deal. I have a strong idea of who will fly the ADC ticket but in this game, only a bird in hand is a bird that’s yours. But I am 100% percent certain of who will not smell it. My next move is to ensure that when the Obidient group leave the ADC, they don’t leave with the prized asset they have been working day and night to drag along. Concluded these meetings too even as I await the outcomes. I will send you myrmidons into political oblivion. This is for Wole Soyinka, Tunde Onakoya and Jaffi Joffa and all that they represent. And all the unknown names and faces that have been bearing the brunt of your ill-fated group.

@FrankGCON @ABUJAPLUG You go spread legs abi you no go spread?

@ABUJAPLUG Climb bed and open Wetin? Na man I be ooooo

@ABUJAPLUG Yansh

@Ayo__musco Thats not my problem,, my own be say nah were the 300k dey now?

I met this girl in January. We talked for a month, and I sent her 300k for her birthday, but she said I should do better 😂😂.

@jrnaib2 Have you now become their mouth piece..you have suddenly left Atiku 😳 Nah tinubu fit wunna for that north.

Kwankwasiyya supporters refuse to compromise, they are demanding a total KO.

@ABBA_NDOS @Pressman2040 Your Islamic terrorist apologist agenda is dead on arrival . Go eat some poke meat and have your six years old babies as wives in peace. Peace be unto Saw.

When we warn people that some elements in Plateau State are extremely violent, many refuse to agree with us. Now imagine the scene: a mob came dangerously close to soldiers, behaving as if they wanted to attack or disarm them. If the soldiers had opened fire in self-defence, the same people would have flooded the media with cries of "massacre" and "brutality," completely forgetting that soldiers are human beings with lives too.Do you think the soldiers are happy with the situation in the country? They are simply doing their duty by preventing these groups from launching deadly attacks and then turning around to label it "Christian genocide." That is exactly why they are crying foul now.

Plateau State Indigenes Protest Angrily, Demand Exit Of Nigeria Military In Their Community Following Constant K+llings By Fulani K+llers Despite Military Presence. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

@ADCVanguard_ Both you ,him.and sheik are entitle shit holds. Fuck off.

In less than 3 years in power. 1. He split the College of Aviation into 2, taking one to Ogun 2. He split the Nigerian Army Depot Zaria, taking part to Osun State. 3. He split the Nigerian Police Academy into 2, taking one to Ogun State. Next could be NDA. Sheikh Nura Usman blasts Tinubu on anti-north agenda.

@jon_d_doee I like as the man return craze for craze. Nonsense, e no go pass gen zee like this.

Chronicles of marriage.

@Angylexus @SM_CEE10 Same pictures from a lady's story of before and after her husband return from abroad and was kidnapped, nah to straight block these idiots them.

@SM_CEE10 Seems nothing is real online, anymore. someone posted these same pics with a story that her abroad-based husband became financially crippled as a result of kidnapping/ransom payment. She used the pics to show how the man looked B4 his ordeal.

My brother is an ungrateful person. I have always been there for him, especially when he had kidney issues. I even donated one of my kidneys to him before he traveled out of the country. I didn’t collect a dime from him. After traveling abroad, he made a lot of money, came back, and settled down with a woman who doesn’t even know how our family supported him to get that money. We call him, but he doesn’t pick up our calls anymore. Such an ungrateful man.

@_Koyum @ruffydfire This is a struggling yoruba ..talking shit he knows little or nothing about. Proof me you are not yoruba 🙂

@ruffydfire And how's that a problem generally, or is he not supposed to canvass support for his party? Even in 48 laws," if your enemy is doing the wrong thimg don't interrupt them" - an election campaign is competition so dead this propaganda. It's dead on arrival!

JUST IN: President Bola Tinubu’s Chief of Staff, Femi Gbajabiamila, has been caught on video openly advising Leke Abejide, a key figure in the African Democratic Congress (ADC), to remain in the party and “fight them… scatter them.” In the viral video, Gbajabiamila, while speaking with Abejide, urged him not to abandon the ADC despite ongoing leadership crises and court battles rocking the opposition party. “I know you to be a committed party man. I know you to be a fighter… So please, my charge to you is to stay in that same ADC. Fight them. Scatter them! Hold on to your party, ADC. Do not abandon them. We like what you are doing. Continue,” Gbajabiamila said. He dismissed suggestions that Abejide should leave the ADC, insisting that the party belongs to him since he built it “with your sweat and your money.” “Don’t mind them — the former Governor said that you should come and join… No, no, no. Stay in ADC. Win your election in ADC as you will. Bring Dada Gombe… Those of us in support… Do the right thing. You are a fighter,” he added. Gbajabiamila further encouraged Abejide to fight in court to retain control of the party. The explosive video has sparked massive outrage online, with many accusing the Tinubu administration of actively working to destabilise the opposition ADC ahead of the 2027 general elections. Watch the video in the comment section.

@Mallam_jabeer Copied from Ai photo

I copied this from Facebook. Something happened this last Friday 17th of April in a small town in Delta State. As Muslims were getting ready for Jumu’ah prayers, heavy rainfall flooded the mosque and made it impossible to use. A nearby church responded immediately by opening its doors. Christian members assisted in cleaning the space, arranged mats, and warmly received their Muslim neighbors so they could observe their prayers peacefully. There was no divide, no labels, just compassion, respect, and shared humanity. It’s a powerful reminder that beyond our beliefs, we are one people. #copied