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@Suzietheband @_TB that was a tough one to swallow. Looks like we're going 15-1 this year.

@Suzietheband when are you guys coming to Kansas City? I listen to your songs everyday.

@MoserMitchell I know man. It's a good place.

In Brazil. Still totally chillin' though. #canttouchthis

The vacuum at this car wash sucks so bad, which means it doesn't really suck.

I want some #lugeshoes

@bellaborchardt it tugs at nostalgia more than anything.

@tmnt4lyf @Furniturejamz this just made my week.

@nickwelch Saturday or tomorrow?

Squirrels be gettin chubby right now.

If you ever want me to go crazy, just put on the coffeeshop station on satellite radio. I feel like I am drowning in acoustic tears.

@zacfarro oh sh. I didn't.

Bruce Springsteen pulled over for speeding, 1978.

@bellaborchardt I hope you get 1000 so you can get two.

@nick_andrews downtown??

@cameronkline @Deadspin @DansClub hahaha. I love when he calls them Tottenham.

@bellaborchardt sounds like a lot of things that start with "C".

@iamchrismullins why were you trying to sell me a natural male enhancement in public yesterday then?

@Joshfarro87 for sure. Let's live there together.