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Carolin | カロリン
@carokoneko
30 / PTSD / 🏳️🌈 Banner by @oneminutxold
She/They Katılım Haziran 2009
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Non aristocratic people in Europe ate literal slop. Boiled grain ideally with other stuff in it for flavour etc. and poor quality bread. And lentils
Tony ❤️🔥🥀@jankoferkomisko
What did the Hungarians do before Paprika came from Amerika. Same fro Slavs before potatoes or Italians before tomatoes.
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@MichlvomDorf @sparbuchfeinde Klingt für mich nach der perfekten Zeit am „Mähfreien Mai“ teilzunehmen. Ist gut für die Umwelt und spart Geld 😉
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@sparbuchfeinde Scheiss auf die Papayas.
Ich habe vorhin beim Hagebaumarkt für einen Liter 10W40-Rasenmäheröl 12,- Euro bezahlt!
EIN LITER. 10W40. ZWÖLF EURO.
Das ist völlig absurd und ich hätte wohl besser eine Mistgabel und eine Fackel kaufen sollen.
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Zwei große Papayas, eine Wassermelone. Beides Nicht-Bio. 24,79 Euro. Die Lebensmittelpreise in Deutschland geraten außer Kontrolle.
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@WriterGlitch @MelodiousIkari Told Miku that confessing was a bad idea. She did it anyways leading Astarion to reject 3 Miis. And then she doubled down and my GRANDMA told her he’s not into her at all 😭😭 I love this game
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@MelodiousIkari I got this it's so.... I wasn't making him feel better cause he was literally pursuing a married man he barely knew OFC HE WAS GONNA REJECT YOU DOMINICK TF ???
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Apparently if you leave your mii sad for too long there is a cutscene in the restaurant where the group conversations play out around them but the other three miis will just stare at the sad mii while they say nothing when their turn to talk comes
Melody 🏳️⚧️@MelodiousIkari
Worked an eleven hour shift at work got home exhausted and two of my miis got divorced on tomodachi life
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I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.
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@ailenonfire Additionally (in the 75th games), if Snow would’ve had any idea she was familiar with the woods AND lake outside of district 12 he would’ve demanded the arena to be desert like to deprive her of anything she’s familiar with.
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the whole point of her arena is that it wasn't designed for her, it was designed for a merchant boy and a first reaping girl (if you just think about 12) that weren't supposed to know the forest, in fact should be scared af of it
leo 🍉 GIO DAY!!!@hozyluvr_
i so often think about how all the arenas were so carefully thought out and dangerous and katniss just got a forest. with normal plants and animals to hunt. holy plot armor
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@MaximilianTichy Wird dich jetzt wahrscheinlich schockieren, aber es gibt’s sogar Verwaltungsbereiche die gar keine freien Öffnungszeiten haben. Dort wird alles nach Termin/Anfrage/Zuständigkeit bearbeitet. Bedeutet nicht, dass dort nicht gearbeitet wird.
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Beamte klagen über 41 Stunden Wochenarbeitszeit - aber Bürgeramt, Finanzamt und Co sind am Tag nur 7 Stunden geöffnet. Und am Freitag nur bis Mittag.
Wie passt das zusammen?
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@Anjaversuchts Es besteht noch die Möglichkeit, dass der Mann panische Angst vor Katzen hat und das Parfüm seine einzige Art der Verteidigung in dem Moment war 🤔
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Die Katze kam gestern nach Hause und roch nach fremdem Männer Parfüm.
Sie betrügt uns, oder?
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@thintechgodhead It’s called blue angel and it’s bubblegum flavored 🥲
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@xG0dd3ss @hughhoneys Its the only game Trump apparently likes to play and I fucking hate it so much that I’m considering to delete him 😭
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@hughhoneys I always mess up the "what is not here" quiz (idk the proper name in English), at the 3. One it's two shadows and u need to guess what item is not on there and I think I never won
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@patapackala @Roksanche Many European cultures pride themselves on the variety of breads they have. A fresh loaf of bread with salt is a common housewarming gift in several European countries. To us these types of „bread“ are overly processed, low quality products.
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When you say "this is not bread for us"
Do you mean "I don't think your bread is good"?
Do you mean "the bread I eat is different from the bread you eat, and the word bread makes me think of something different from what you think of"?
Or do you mean "the definition of bread that I use refers to a smaller set of items than the definition of bread you use, and I can tell you what the attributes of bread are"
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Carolin | カロリン retweetledi
America has bread the same way it has healthcare, like kinda but not really
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someone with this profile picture keeps liking my tweets
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@_urugrita So true finding agua con gas was a mission for me as a kid when we were on vacation haha
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@verybrookie This is so funny to me because in Spain It’s very hard to find sparkling water lmao just a small detail that proves how stupid it sounds to generalize so much an entire continent
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americans discussing their /personal experiences/ in europe and how difficult it was to find free (non-sparkling!!!!!!) water is different then eurotwt bitching and sharing misinfo about a country they've never been to...
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@theactualrob @ZzPolski @fentoozlr2424 @tgraf86 @AllegedlyKen @affairemayaling Have you never seen a Käsetheke before?
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I’m sorry, but for the 4 years I lived in Europe (2 in England and 2 in Germany) I never saw a grocery store that came anywhere close to a typical American grocery store. Maybe Poland is different. Now I’m sure you can find a cheese store that has a larger selection than our grocery stores, but that’s not a fair comparison. As for the taste of the food, there’s sooooo much good food in Europe, but there’s also boring, bland, and tasteless food. America also has some amazing food, and if you haven’t had any, I would invite you to come back and I’ll take you on an epicurean adventure.
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these are in almost every supermarket chain here. this is what we mean when we say you don’t have bread in your grocery stores.
nyx 🏹 loves kotone!@0ctoberfullmoon
europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about
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