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@MmePapyraceus Right? This is a five minute activity that can be done on a weekend. Nothing specifically “homeschool” about it.

@MmePapyraceus I myself am 50/50 - it’s either a loose nightgown or leggings and a tshirt. (My husband does not care and will go after it regardless.)

@pissvortex as foretold i’m afraid

@MmePapyraceus I was thinking about you and how you’re fasting today, actually! As I was finishing my protein bar and filling my water bottle, I thought “I wonder what Mme Ham is doing bc her daily life is a fast” 🙈

nobody will ever be this funny again

"I would kill a billion planets for my child" ok well thanks Muad'dib but no one's asking you to do that, they're asking you to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar for the 30th time today.

Day 1 of GLP-1 let’s goooooooo

@Metrobusinfo Hmm. I was at the stop at 8:06. Finally got on a d36 at 8:15 … I love the bus, it’s definitely gotten more reliable in the past few years, but days like this are so frustrating.

@cassbdiaz Thanks for your response. Route C71 is scheduled to service your stop at 7:46am and 8:06 am. That last bus was running late due to an incident. We're sorry for the inconvenience. -MG

GPS data is currently unavailable for buses, which may prevent real-time tracking in BusETA and MetroPulse. Our teams are working to resolve the issue. Thanks for your patience.

@Metrobusinfo Trinidad and Levis, NB. The 8:02 c71 never showed up, I was standing at the stop since 7:53am

@cassbdiaz Hey there. Can you please confirm your bus stop on Trinidad Ave and your direction of travel? We'll look into this. In the meantime, while we resolve our tracking issue, please find the timetables here: wmata.com/timetables -MG

@MmePapyraceus Yes, you should! I use Ken Forkish’s recipe, and it’s a wonderful practice (plus your hands will smell like olive oil which fits with my wanna-be mob wife aesthetic)

@diet_tapwater yes. either that or cupcake red velvet.

do you guys think the gas station at the end of my street sells apothic red wine

Bad Bunny is both a Christian (Catholic) and an American (from Puerto Rico)

@MmePapyraceus Can you even imagine Teen Mom being produced today??? Mid 2000s were wild for so many reasons.

@MmePapyraceus What this misses is the HUGE dropoff in teen pregnancies over the last 20 years which, generally, is a positive.

@eliz_herreid @stakethisclaim This is the vibe!

@MmePapyraceus *nods*

The beautiful thing about children is the specific child you get could only have been conceived in that exact moment in time. Any other moment and they would have been someone else. And so, by loving that child, you are allowed to make peace with everything that came before.

We can point out that the loans are predatory and say that people need to be financially responsible. The problem is how the college system is set up. You are considered a dependent of your parents until 25 as far as school goes. You have to be married or have a child or prove that your parents are not in your life in order to use your own income on your FAFSA. Otherwise you are treated as a child. But when it comes to the loans they treat the students as adults and don't explain the terms to them. They are encouraged to sign their lives away and told their job after school will pay for it. Everyone needs to be fiscally responsible, but we need to change how things are done. We either need to treat everyone who is 18 and entering school as an adult and allow them to use their own income on a FAFSA or we need to not have the loans as they are because they truly are dependent on their parents.

@MmePapyraceus if I can impart one lesson my daughters, it is this. be funny, be witty, be an interesting person, and expect the same in return.