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@shanicomic @Andr3jH nah it's the nonbinary baristas that make the good shit

@Andr3jH Cishet guys the moment they sip a matcha latte made by a bisexual barista lady

@WarrenInTheBuff Universal Basic Testosterone?

I have an idea

If he doesn't activate your parasympathetic nervous system, release oxytocin in your body, clear your skin, make your hair grow thicker, improve your digestion (less bloating), and help you fall asleep faster + sleep like a baby instead of losing sleep at night, he's not the one

@rauchg @matteocollina Hey Rauch do you know why these benchmarks never compare with ISR? Performance with it is great in my apps, and cache invalidation easy too. Is just the SSR caching so good that people say it's not worth it to do ISR? Wish your docs had more content on this

@matteocollina We will be close to parity here soon, where framework will basically not make a difference. WebStreams being slow hold us back, which is why we kicked off this research Team is on it. Thanks for the collab on the benchmark! vercel.com/blog/we-ralph-…

We benchmarked TanStack Start, React Router, and Next.js running the exact same eCommerce app at 1,000 req/s on AWS EKS. The results were eye-opening.

@Cowboycodey @WarrenInTheBuff it literally has "ground" in it, that's the place vegetables come from

@WarrenInTheBuff Does ground beef count?

you guys need to eat more vegetables

@DrierMyGoat @owenperkins1999 @BladeoftheS Well he asked for a plan to end world hunger but WFP's 6.6B plan wouldn't *end* world hunger, only reduce it. If you're curious, the projected costs to actually end world hunger are around $93B a year over a decade

@owenperkins1999 @BladeoftheS But rich people are just inherently evil and a cause for a lot of problems... you know that right? Elon Musk had the chance to use a few billion to fund a plan to end world hunger (that he suggested he do) and then ignored the plan entirely. You cant have a billion ethically

"It's Immigrants robbing you."

The problem with this generation is they have it completely backwards. They take themselves dead seriously and their mission not seriously at all. Flip it. Take your work so seriously that no one is allowed to ridicule it, joke about it or make it sound lesser than it is. Guard it with your life like it's sacred-bc it is. But yourself? Everything else? Silly max. Whimsical. Unserious. Dancing naked in the kitchen energy. You should be dead serious about your mission and absolutely unhinged about your life. That's how you unspiked cortisol. That's how you stay young and that’s how you win. “Only misfits have a chance”

@celestialbe1ng I don't eat tofu but hop-heavy beers like IPAs are so much worse. Real men should drink straight liquor

Tofu is a high estrogen food, that’s why you call effeminate / weak / pathetic men soy boys

@MinuteofZombie @yacineMTB name one useful thing other than LEDs physicists have made in the last 30 years

@yacineMTB On what planet do we say the phrase “computer scientists and physicists” No. Just no.

after learning about the state of EE, i regret to say that computer engineers and computer scientists and phycsists are about 100000000x smarter than an EE

@yacineMTB quantum mechanics

why couldn't you just simulate the entire PCB? like what happens electromagnetically. why? tell me why you stupid bastard

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

@thechosenberg im just a lovepilled wifemaxxer

In 2026, AI models expire faster than session cache.

"I will work a regular job for a some years and then make a SaaS on the side"

@yacineMTB did you try soldering microscopes? they help a suprising amount in keeping your hands steady

can you use those mechanical surgery hands to help you solder tiny, tiny, tiny things? surgeons use them to sow up hearts using pig ballsacks i'm sure i could use it to fiddle with magnet wire

>"I'm a contrarian" >ask him if he's a true contrarian or a signal-to-the-ingroup contrarian >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is true contrarian and what is signal-to-the-ingroup contrarian >he laughs and says "I'm a good contrarian sir" >open twitter profile >boomers bad >prediction markets bad >shortform video bad >AI slop bad >post-1900s architecture bad >napoleon >plato >aristotle >nietzsche >borges >james c scott >globalism bad >experts bad >climate change fake >regulation bad >family good >bring back mysticism >war good >beauty good >hierarchy good >woke bad >religion good >he's a signal-to-the-ingroup contrarian

@nathoolal03 @thedimitri @kingkongfalls

@casserole_model @thedimitri @kingkongfalls Veilless? What is it ?

@nathoolal03 @thedimitri @kingkongfalls You’re gonna lose it when you learn what the name “Iran” stands for

@thedimitri @kingkongfalls Future surrogates for white race ? 😂😅 Unleash the veil..

@VonMoff @Templarpilled Not gonna argue with that. Which country has better tax though (that are good countries to live in)? For instance, here's realistic take home for Denmark vs California if your company earns $190000

@casserole_model @Templarpilled I agree that the different metrics have different uses. In general both countries are taxed way too much. If you ask me.

An incredible country

@VonMoff @Templarpilled It depends on what you want to measure. I don’t think tax revenue vs GDP is that useful of a metric for wage earners (i.e. most people). If you are you’re much better off in Denmark. But I will admit if you’re a owner of a business that’s not labor intensive Sweden is much better

@casserole_model @Templarpilled Yes it really is. Total taxation pressure as percentage of GDP I way higher in Denmark than Sweden. UN, World Bank, Eurostat, Statista among others.