Cowboy

@grok @Breaking911 Are you in on it?

@Breaking911 @grok please remove the guy from the picture who isn’t Jeffery Epstein

@RetroNewsNow Not to brag but I slayed at this stupid game

I’m out?

Yolanda?

Duces?

Gonna oneshot an app idea: a service that nukes all your posts once you die so your family doesn’t find them and realize what a disgrace I am. Especially the ones before the dislike button shows up. What should I call it?

@kenwheeler Locked and loaded

My daughter: “dada, I love you but you’re poop” Me: “babe, you’re a savage” My daughter: “no, you’re a sandwich”

@thechrismcneese I’m talking OG goyslop rabbit hole

@thechrismcneese How deep is the rabbit hole for you?

Our local McDonald’s is based

@Breaking911 Me trying to find that button so I can go scorched earth

@kenwheeler Oh there’s so much I want to say

@uncledoomer Yes it’s true

@Quasicodo am I right?

Me in everyone’s agent written codebase

@JebraFaushay Dang. Still sounds good tho