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@ausstockchick I saw this just right now on my feed

Albo is addressing the nation tonight. That’s usually a pretty big deal. Rumour is… Fuel restriction announcement after Easter. #auspol #news

@arbsmichael Hmmmmmm…

When was the last time an Australian Prime Minister addressed the entire nation live on all television and radio networks?

@Dominos_UK NOR DOES PINEAPPLE

FISH DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA

@TFMonkey2 I didn't notice that. I won't hold it against them however but if anyone else places mayo in place of cheese...

The craziest thing I've learned about Japanese people over the last few days is that they use mayonnaise in place of cheese.

@FFmpeg Can we get a ffmpeg optimised for my Pentium 3 system running Windows 98. It's a tragedy I can't watch 4k content on it.

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@ukhomeoffice Is this another April Fools joke?

The grooming gangs scandal is one of the darkest moments in our country’s history - where the most vulnerable were abused and exploited by evil child rapists. The independent national Inquiry will now begin its work to uncover how these crimes were allowed to happen and root out failure wherever it occurred. The Inquiry will be laser‑focused on grooming gangs and will explicitly examine the role of ethnicity, religion and culture - including how institutions responded. There will be no hiding place for the predatory monsters who committed these vile crimes.

@ukhomeoffice It is nearly April 1 in the UK I hope this isn't a horrible April Fools joke and that you're being serious about this.

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

@Ryanair Checks date, it is April 1 here in Australia....so.

Update...

@AiPinfu2003 Don't make the same mistake and fall for the left leaning ideologues.

今はアメリカと日本がXで仲良く交流してるけど、いつか喧嘩を始めるんだろう。 人は過ちを繰り返すからね。 この平和がずっと続けばいいのに。

@pirooooon3 Taiwan #1 China asshole.

アメリカ人に聞きたい 台湾は中国の一部ですか？ 台湾は独立国ですか？

@InsideLucysHead Hahaha, I've heard this one before, and the male version, where the first floor is that is a wife that loves sex, the 2nd floor and she has money and loves beer. The 3rd/4th/5th have never been visited.

Recently, a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men... It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The woman read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high-paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the woman, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.

@Seihyun365540 @davetist Nice thank you for that. I know almost nothing of the Japanese language but after the recent past few days I'm tempted to learn a little of it.

@catchthenet @davetist It is pronounced the same. They use katakana for this word, so it is basically foreigner words.

ニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー ニガーニガー

Official statement: We can confirm DeLorean had nothing to do with this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@PlanetOfMemes Japanese tweets.

Without searching for it, name a wonderful contribution Japan has made to the world.

@JonPatt944 @Strangeland_Elf Checkmate us. Haha, yeah as an Aussie we use 1/4 3/8 and 1/2 ratchets with our metric sockets.

@Strangeland_Elf Pretty sure the whole world uses 1/4, 3/8 and 1/2 inch ratchets 😉

Americans only know how to use the metric systems for gun ammunition.

@Strangeland_Elf And maybe distances in the military too. Clicks are synonymous for kilometre.

@zhaasan746 @babybeginner tomorrow will be a new month.

@babybeginner someone out there is having the best month of their life and it’s not me 💔

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats. And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

@AdamAmro @babybeginner Hey feds, this guy. He did it!

@babybeginner I have enough KitKat 🥰