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@desert__varnish pretty legs.

ive only been on estrogen for 22 months

@rongbuqiuqiu2 给我看宕机了。。。

唉既然男性健康热度这么高那我再发一条吧。 就是呃中国人打小没有性教育，也没听说过性健康什么的，导致我小时候不注重下体卫生，然后大概在初中左右有点开智了，但是我发现我的鸡巴上有裂痕。可我并没有在意，以为是正常的（下条继续。）

@ForlikOOO @980thVGRegiment 本来就吃的出来，鸭的肉质更干巴，鹅紧实且容易塞牙。

@980thVGRegiment 小红书一堆高傲广东人说自己能吃出来，可能我前十几年白活了吧

我不知道几们有没有刷到北京那个“鹅腿阿姨”，我清北的朋友跟我说她在清北可能加起来都快有100个群了……她儿子还在朋友圈晒豪车omg……真的赚飞了……

@Star1it_sky @rongbuqiuqiu2 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

@rongbuqiuqiu2 不爱干净的男孩鸡巴上的藤壶似乎被触动到了什么……静静的操控着

为什么我只是说洗鸡巴的问题还有这么多人抬杠，注意卫生有那么难么?

@caswilliamson @morris_que14 And of course, I don’t understand opera or similar things either.

@caswilliamson @morris_que14 The cultures of East Asia, on the other hand, are much thicker, and many of their elements have been preserved. And it's normal not to understand Chiuchow opera. Even as someone from Chaoshan, I don’t really know what they’re singing about either.

Whites and Asians basically have nothing to do with each other on both a genetic and cultural level. any similarity between the two is merely coincidental. Even the genes for pale skin among East Asians is completely different from the one that gives pale skin for whites.

@wuerbangbang @KunaAkem1 差不多。男的搭讪你可能只想尝尝鲜，女的主动搭讪基本就是指望能结婚跑路到中国了。

@KunaAkem1 我琢磨了一下，是不是中国人在巴基斯坦人眼里就像欧美白男在中国🤔？

昨天在拉合尔博物馆的图书馆加了一位女管理员，本来说是有资料可以找她，结果今天给我发一堆这，还说她是单身妈妈。经过下午巴铁哥的冲击后，我现在有点害怕……

@morris_que14 @weewoono it would be better.

@weewoono I actually met and interviewed a Rwandan Hutu Power activist for my uni’s school newspaper who believed that Justin Trudeau was a Tutsi skinsuitting as a white man, lmao

Something surreal about an autistic black man explaining German wines to me

@caswilliamson @CartelWifey @RnaudBertrand @ShangguanJiewen My personal view is, when it comes to a free union between two individuals, there’s no need to dwell too much on historical issues (I know a Chinese man who married a German woman, what kind of union would that be? A German man marrying a Japanese woman?).

@catelysa70218 @CartelWifey @RnaudBertrand @ShangguanJiewen Is your view that you accept marriage between a non-white woman and a man who shares a race with many past white genocidal colonisers, as long as you can construct some justification for how he talks about her on X?

Arrogant White men fantasize about how Asian women want them for their features and sex appeal believing that Asian women are so easy to sleep with for free. Meanwhile in reality, a White man resorts to buying an Asian prostitute. He then demands a refund and an apology after realizing he fukked a ladyboy instead of an Asian woman he wanted. 🫤 There was no Asian woman willing to sleep with him for free or for his money. ☠️

@caswilliamson @CartelWifey @RnaudBertrand @ShangguanJiewen A Chinese wife, of course, would also rarely come into contact with firearms or things that might be characteristic of certain American rural cuisines.

@caswilliamson @CartelWifey @RnaudBertrand @ShangguanJiewen He basically mentions it once a year, and in most contexts, her nationality serves as an attributive modifier. "If you want to stay in the U.S. legally and properly, your best bet is to marry an American citizen", you can hear such advice from many immigration lawyers.

@bryancsk ah hakka boy

Every time I mention my great great grandfather came from Huizhou and someone's eyes lights up in recognition and delight, I know they're thinking of the gorgeous glamorous one in Anhui 徽州 (left) and not the actual Hakka one 惠州 (right).

@caswilliamson @CartelWifey @RnaudBertrand @ShangguanJiewen I think the normalcy of a WMAF marriage is highly correlated with how the husband talks about his wife. Given that these two, at least online, don’t treat their wives like some kind of fashion accessory, I’m willing to believe their marriage is doing just fine.

@CartelWifey I wonder whether we will see openly WMAF @RnaudBertrand or Asian wife guy @ShangguanJiewen chime in to argue that they are one of the good ones!

@geniusvczh @rwayne 如果是惠来音的话那还满接近的，潮州音就不知道了。

@rwayne 这个冷知识是错的，他跟得失更接近🤪

一个很冷的知识 Deepseek在潮汕话里面，意思是知识 潮汕帮这么狠的吗全搞ai了

@gugu5017 @TuiSun705 @Millxn265 生物相容性好的材料某种程度上来说确实是食用级的，比如硅胶。

@TuiSun705 @Millxn265 这玩意还有食用级吗

Qué pasa con los implantes mamarios cuando se muere la persona? No paro de imaginar un esqueleto con dos pelotas de goma encima dentro de un ataúd

@gonglei89 但是广东做法本身就很清淡🤔我还加点鸡精番茄酱什么的，我妈做的只放盐，别的啥都没了。

@catelysa70218 这是个没尝过地道做法的观点😅

I’m genuinely baffled at how many people find this dish hard to get right (but on the flip side I understand that a lot of the struggle comes from lack of understanding for proper stir frying principles).

@rationaleks @KaiserKuo 不，读法就是“二百五”。它不算一个很有分量的骂人话，语气更接近于“迟钝的笨瓜”

@KaiserKuo Shouldnt it be ニ百五十? Or is that some slang short form?

If this goes forward — $250 bill with Trump's face on it. — Chinese will get a huge kick out of it. "250" (二百五， èrbǎiwǔ) is a common Chinese insult meaning a half-wit, a blockhead, a fool. Comedy writes itself. 笑死.

@jiaai8148 在哪

马斯克搞的翻译了打开新世界 韩国人搞色情真是有一手