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Here's a guide to help you Lent like a champion! 1) Whatever you do, do for Christ's glory not your own. Practically, thay means don't boast or brag about what you've given up. Don't even mention it unless prompted. God knows what you do, that's enough.

@emzanotti She was actually throwing it at a tiger behind him, but that wasn't visible on camera

What “context” is there? She threw a chair. Were they playing WWE?

@retirearch @ComeHometoRome

@ComeHometoRome Nothing in the bible bans abortion as life in the Bible begins at 1st breath

Anglicanism supports abortion. It is not a religion of Christ.

Enjoying the classics

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Choose your playable character

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@catholic_comedy @Catholic_bro Bro doesnt even follow me 😭🥀

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Yummy spaghetti feast! No plates, forks and hands are optional! Sauce= Joseph's sacrifices and dedication. Parmesan= his purity Bread= wood (carpentry) Sausage= protein for his strength in protecting the holy family. (Made it all up 🤣) Said a prayer to St Joseph b4 eating!

@StradCath Nothing in this world is real.

this can’t be real…. Is it?

@beginnercathol1 @TeawithTolkien

@catholic_comedy @TeawithTolkien *nods and sips coffee ☕️*

and the Tea… is always right

@beginnercathol1 @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren

@catholic_comedy @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren He probably drinks coffee

this is one of the coolest things i’ve ever seen!

@DaveSomething4 Doesn't work as well in the song.

they should have named spider-man bug-man cuz spiders are bugs idiots

@MrCasey62 @patrickmadrid Hey, my name is Steven, but I appreciate the kind words.

@patrickmadrid @catholic_comedy SO much of the credit goes to you, Patrick. I wouldn’t be able to do any of this if I hadn’t read over a dozen of your books, & countless articles, AND watched you debate before I started. You not only taught us what to do, but HOW to do it. We can’t thank you enough for that.

I don't understand how people can come on here and have the same arguments with the same people every day and the same Bible verses quoted with nearly the exact same screenshots. Every. Day. God did not call us for this. He called us to be filled with joy and hope.

Today is St. Joseph's Day. Traditionally, we eat spaghetti today, which is great. I do worry that if Will Smith celebrates, no one will believe he is real.

@doracamposast I wouldn't be good at it, is what I'm getting at.

@catholic_comedy 2 Timothy 4:2 reflects the mission of apologetics: to proclaim the truth by explaining and defending the faith, whether welcomed or opposed (“Be ready in season and out of season”), engaging all listeners with patience, correction, and sound teaching.

@UnicornFren He's like a real life uncanny valley

@DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren

@UnicornFren I'm gonna execute this guy for this

Today, we honor St. Joseph, patron of the Universal Church and patron saint of FSSP Joliet. May his example of quiet faithfulness guide us through this Lenten season and beyond. 📍St. Joseph Church in Avenue, Rockdale, IL

People don't realize that, after WWII, "science" became the big thing. Food made with "science' was seen as better than natural foods. My grandmother still thinks canola oil is the best. There was a HUGE propaganda engine for lab made foods and it worked. That's why all food labels have difficult to pronounce ingredients, because the people demanded it.

No, you're right. Mea culpa. Still, you do a lot of heavy lifting off of "here," which is important. Also, you have a lot of joy in your posts, which is desperately needed. You are a modern St. Philip Neri. Let me know if you're ever in AZ and my wife and I would love to take you out for tacos.

@catholic_comedy @MrCasey62 I do, yes, but I interpreted your initial comment regarding "how people can come on here" as referring to "here" on X.