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Don't bother ordering an Air Conditioning unit from @BandQ . . . they'll cancel your order last minute with no reasoning whatsoever. Shit service.

@louisgalman07 @_DeclanRice His theatrics are unbearable.

This really hurts to see man… Declan Rice finding out West Ham are relegated He still loves us ⚒️🥹 #whu #whufc @_DeclanRice

Easy to see why Football Focus is finished based on the presenters today. Painful #footballfocus

Safe to say, whoever wins this, is coming straight back down next season #championship #playoff #EFLPlayoffs

@Driversunionuk @skp3785 Just say you identify as a Muslim.

@skp3785 That's me buggered then....

So, just to make sure I've got this right...I can now punch a police officer, on camera, and get away with it. Got it.

Don't really understand all the fuss about Harry Maguire. No player has a god given right to be in the squad! And what we have in the squad are better anyway! Move on! #fifaworldcup

THE 30-YEAR WAIT FOR A MAJOR TROPHY IS OVER FOR ASTON VILLA! 🏆

@FBAwayDays The club should reimburse them, it's their fault! Can't let something like this go just because some fans will be out of pocket.

Regardless of whether Southampton have done wrong or not, how can they expel them so close to the game? Fans will have spent money booking trains, tickets and hotels. You really do have to feel for them. 🤯🫣

@GBPolitcs @DailyMail Praise the lord

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told friends that he intends to stand down as Prime Minister and set out an orderly timetable for his departure [@DailyMail]

There is no leadership contest - I back the Prime Minister. If there is - I back the Prime Minister. Stability is the only way we put country first. 🇬🇧

@mrfiverivers @RealDonKeith I prefer the word 'cunt'

@RealDonKeith How long does it take for the UK to admit that Starmer is a dictator?

🚨Sky News reporter Beth Rigby is stunned outside Number 10. “I have done this a long time. I have never seen this.” Cabinet ministers left the crunch meeting with Keir Starmer in silence, with some heading straight to the cameras.

@ArsenalWFC @bmeado9 Very dramatic.

After nine incredible years with our number 9, it's time to say goodbye 🥺 The true definition of a club legend and a player we'll never forget. Thank you for countless unforgettable memories, @bmeado9 ❤️

@PolitlcsUK Deflect deflect deflect 😴 😴

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says Nigel Farage is not "just a grifter, he is a chancer" "He said Brexit would make us richer... wrong... he said it would reduce migration... wrong... he took Britain for a ride, and unlike the Tories, he just fled the scene"

Chloe Kelly

@CBSSportsGolazo It's the Europa League Final . . . Plonkers

@LoganPaul Probably the same as Conor Benn 💉 💉 🥚 🥚

100 pushups 100 sit-ups a day + PRIME shake (32g protein)

If Mr Keown is on @talkSPORT tomorrow, let's hope he doesn't take fun of Man City's demise this evening #mcfc #arsenalfc

Why do Villa look like they're trying to lose games lately - absolute shit! #avfc

@mhewson_MCH @O2 Probably because of the war 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

Hi @O2 - curious how you can justify putting up my mobile phone bill by 13.5% this year. Don't you think you might be taking liberties just a bit?

@RMezlan He's done the best he can with the horses he has, nobody can compete with Mullins. Hardly a fraud having won over 5 million this season.

Stop gaslighting people about this FRAUD Dan Skelton. He doesn’t win the big races, disappears when Cheltenham comes around, and everyone knows it. Put together an Anglo‑Irish money list and there’s only one name at the top — WILLIE MULLINS. -Your Favorite President DJT