Mark Perry

@AmericaPapaBear Hoping they could hide this and drop on the guy later in the show.

BREAKING: The "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him. ABC sure knows how to pick them, don't they?

@Jillie_Alexis It's all about the ratings. Can't watch it. So fake and setup.

I’m starting to think The Bachelor producers aren’t in it “for the right reasons.”

@sentdefender Mutual destruction. It would be too late for you me or WHO.

The World Health Organization (WHO) is preparing for a nuclear catastrophe, a potential “worst-case scenario” for the Middle East, if the ongoing conflict between Iran, Israel, and the United States escalates further, sources tell Politico. U.N. staff are monitoring the fallout of strikes on Iran’s nuclear sites and remain "vigilant" for any type of nuclear threat, according to Hanan Balkhy, WHO Regional Director for the Eastern Mediterranean. “The worst-case scenario is a nuclear incident, and that's something that worries us the most,” Balkhy said. “As much as we prepare, there's nothing that can prevent the harm that will come … the region's way — and globally if this eventually happens — and the consequences are going to last for decades.”

@elonmusk Like what will happen when AI forgets the past.

This would be a travesty

@leadlagreport Buy potassium iodine stock

Fuck off you Covid scam artists

@leadlagreport Bring the buttons back!

Oil up 67% since January. Bonds selling off. Stocks falling. The last time all three moved this way simultaneously was 1973. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes loudly.

@NASA_Johnson Are the streaks we see on the panels an illusion or is that some kind of deterioration?

Can you spot the astronauts? 👩‍🚀👨‍🚀 The original solar arrays on the International Space Station have a 240 foot wingspan, towering over the crew at the base.

@DollyMarlowe Memorex and BASF tapes lasted forever and didn't jam very often.

The town where I grew up didn’t have cool radio, so my bff & I would buy boxes of these tapes to send to our cousins to record hours of straight radio play. Her’s was B 96 in Chicago, mine X 103.9 in The IE. We’d share those tapes like a divorced couple with split custody

@iam_preethi Something made by HP.

Has anyone owned a printer that works 99% of the time? Please enlighten me.

@KassyAkiva In high school, nearly 50 years ago I took a class in Middle East issues. We discussed how closing the Strait could happen in a war involving Middle East countries then. I missed my calling.

Things are getting heated in Tulsi Gabbard’s hearing as Sen. Mark Warner presses her on whether she briefed President Trump that Iran could close the Strait of Hormuz and strike neighboring Gulf states.

@kaylahaas Or just turn around and not walk into trouble.

Every time I watch a psychological thriller I am enraged by the lack of will to fight by the protagonists.

@TaraBull AI. Watch how his feet come off the ground .

How does one learn to do this?

@northropgrumman @Space_Station @NASA Still wish we could bring them home for display to honor who they are named for.

The S.S. William “Willie” McCool (NG-23 Cygnus XL) has safely left the @Space_Station after 175 days! 🛰️ Deorbited by our ops team in Dulles, VA on March 14. Next mission: NG-24, the S.S. Steven R. Nagel, lifting off next month. 📸: @NASA /Jessica Meir

@BudLightSadness And you have magic triangle bandages

Luckily I am trained in emergency medicine

@DollyMarlowe Sing through the pain.

This season’s hottest fashion accessory! I tried picking up my 75# dog to send her outside for a potty and promptly threw out my back. My can’t catch a break streak continues

@MadisonMallards @BlakeWeiner They didn't get to go to a Mallards game. They were fathers, husbands, brothers....

@BlakeWeiner 🫡 mr weiner

The Madison Mallards when it comes to announcing themed game nights

@DJSnM "you're not just another face, a long way to another place, you're the pride of United's friendly Skies".

And now I’m told the flight is pushed back another hour because the crew is inbound and delayed. Great, not getting home tonight I guess

Looking at the plane sitting at the gate ready to go, but a half hour delay just got added because ATC isn’t able to handle the current rate of departures. At least it’s not delayed by 3-4 hours like others to the same destination.

@TrumpsHurricane 20 stitches

Does anyone know what these are ??

@MadisonMallards @JomboyMedia @outofbaseball @barstoolsports @StoolBaseball @MiLBPromos @TalkinBaseball_ @picklesbaseball @TheBsblr @KFCBarstool @MinorLeagueNerd Sad. Know someone whose brother died on that ship.

Remember the Edmund Fitzgerald Night 🚢 The ship that came back “from some mill in Wisconsin” took the world by storm. Now its mysterious legend takes over the Duck Pond on July 30th! 🦆 For a limited time, get a July 30th ticket plus a Sailor Hat for only $21 ➡️ tinyurl.com/3pva2ewz

@RupaliChadhaMD Just wait until everyone is "learning" by AI.

So many accounts on this app just repost videos they found on TikTok and get thousands of views and likes. Whereas actual intellectual discourse barely gets any impressions. I don’t know if that’s a deficiency of X or a sign of a decaying world with ever dropping IQs and attention spans.