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@CallMeNever @MAGAVoice You seriously think it would be WAR?! It would be over before it started. I bet Nigerian nationals would welcome the help from our military… it’s a mess and it isn’t just professing Christians being murdered.

@MAGAVoice I thought he was all about no war? What a fucking liar

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns the World by preparing the Department of War to attack Nigeria for what they are doing to Christians Donald Trump: “Warning the Nigerian Government better move fast” PROTECT CHRISTIANS 🙏

@ComputaluvU @GeneralMCNews That small boat was more dangerous to US Americans than Russia is at the moment. Finish 4th grade and get back to us…

@GeneralMCNews Trump since you feelin so tough go bomb 💣 Russia i dare you! Go bomb something Russian in what they call, i think it's the black sea its international waters. Go bomb any russian vessel, little tiny fishing boat with 5 guys or less on it, go ahead tough guy make putin’s day.

BREAKING: Venezuela has deployed F-16 fighter jets in response to U.S. B-52 bombers approaching its airspace.

@GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump This is rich! - You talking about how people find things harder to afford. You do realize that groceries, gas, and just about everything else is most expensive in California under your leadership?!

GREAT WORK, @realDonaldTrump!!

@vice_gustavo @ABC This would not cut government spending, though. Maybe in the long run it would cut a couple hundred dollars… but certainly not the types of cuts needed. Stop being bitter.

@ABC The first to go should be the $200 million ballroom at the White House.

President Trump has called on Republicans to use the first shutdown in almost seven years to cull potential "dead wood" from within the federal government. Follow live updates: abcnews.link/AgcXrxv

@GavinNewsom I HIGHLY DOUBT @charliekirk11 is afraid of you. I’m calling BS. He would shut you down in a serious discussion on the subject Mr Newsom. Meet up… I double dog dare you to debate him.

Uh oh, someone’s scared!

@Caliheart74 @GavinNewsom I know something more pathetic…

@GavinNewsom He is truly pathetic. The only thing that is more pathetic than him is the followers that still cling to his testicles.

This is what dictators do.

@theophilus367 @GavinNewsom False

@GavinNewsom He's a wanna be Pedophile Dictator. He's already gone down as the worst president in US history.

@warrendevgrp @ELonMuskNewssX Gas and grocery prices in decline. Peace breaking out around the world. Stocks up. Long term growth policies in place. Swift responses to civil unrest at home and abroad. Nope - definitely sounds like we’re headed the wrong direction.

@ELonMuskNewssX You would have to be deaf, blind and brain dead to answer YES, but the cult continues…

Do you think that the United States is headed in the right direction under President Trump's leadership? YES or NO?

@AOC Incorrect

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

@micyoung75 @GavinNewsom @JDVance Are you insane? Mr. @VP @JDVance isn’t afraid of a weak governor from a broken state at war with itself. This governor is acting brave and picking a fight because he thinks it won’t happen. Has he even been to LA to visit the criminals?! Or is he hiding in the Governors Mansion?

Hey @JDVance—afraid to debate Gov. Newsom? You dish out hot takes online but wilt under real questions. Step off the tweet deck. Pick a time and place to face him, bring your fearmongering and I’ll bring the popcorn. Let’s do it in sunny California—no Zoom, no filters. See if you can stand the heat.

Hey @JDVance — nice of you to finally make it out to California. Since you’re so eager to talk about me, how about saying it to my face? Let’s debate. Time and place?

@AndWooh @elonmusk Well… and also fires and bricks and bikes being thrown off bridges through the windshields of moving vehicles innocent victims and now looting. So… there’s that. Jan 6 was not okay and using that to justify this is asinine. You’re an ass.

@elonmusk Was January 6th ok? It sure does look similar, just Mexican flags waving instead of confederate/ Trump flags

This is not ok

@JoshVegas6 @ZelenskyyUa Please… fill us in. Tell us about the Presidents private conversations and negotiations with Russia. Oh wait… you don’t know do you?

@ZelenskyyUa Trump has demands only for Ukraine, but zero for the actual aggressor - russia. why is that?

I would like to reiterate Ukraine’s commitment to peace. None of us wants an endless war. Ukraine is ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible to bring lasting peace closer. Nobody wants peace more than Ukrainians. My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump’s strong leadership to get a peace that lasts. We are ready to work fast to end the war, and the first stages could be the release of prisoners and truce in the sky — ban on missiles, long-ranged drones, bombs on energy and other civilian infrastructure — and truce in the sea immediately, if Russia will do the same. Then we want to move very fast through all next stages and to work with the US to agree a strong final deal. We do really value how much America has done to help Ukraine maintain its sovereignty and independence. And we remember the moment when things changed when President Trump provided Ukraine with Javelins. We are grateful for this. Our meeting in Washington, at the White House on Friday, did not go the way it was supposed to be. It is regrettable that it happened this way. It is time to make things right. We would like future cooperation and communication to be constructive. Regarding the agreement on minerals and security, Ukraine is ready to sign it in any time and in any convenient format. We see this agreement as a step toward greater security and solid security guarantees, and I truly hope it will work effectively.

@HalfwayPost No

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BREAKING: Elon Musk is reportedly furious people keep calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”

@KennethSte12461 @SenJohnKennedy Maybe you can take a couple of these guys into your home and provide room and board. This will give you opportunity to tell them that they are not God and should not have taken a life.

@SenJohnKennedy It’s ok John. I have the deepest regards for you but you must remember that God is the only one that can take a life for retribution. Psalm 91:8 “Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.” KJV of the Bible.

It’s horrifying that Pres. Biden has granted clemency to some of our nation’s most monstrous killers. Their victims deserve better, and justice demands more. Here’s a sample of the vile murderers and rapists who are celebrating in their cells this morning: 1/8

@Proudlibtweets @Victorshi2020 You can make gun ownership illegal… you know, similar to how murder is illegal. The problem is that common sense isn’t very common and laws don’t stop criminals. Politicizing murder is despicable.

@Victorshi2020 It's insane. The right wing has been brainwashed to reject any sort of commonsense gun control measures, completely absent any sort of logical rationale. Kids get killed as a result. Let's choose kids over guns.

My heart is broken. A 16-year-old high school student in Georgia texted her mom, "I know I've not been a perfect daughter. I love you. I'm sorry." Enough is enough.

@harris_wins Old clip. Plus, you are a liar. He never said he could not, in good conscience, vote for Donald Trump. I’ll await your recant and correction.

BREAKING: Mike Pence has just announced that he cannot in good conscience vote for Donald Trump. Retweet to make sure every American sees this clip.

@KSEE24 Correct. It’s a hundred and hell here and people should go somewhere fun. We can’t even be #1 at being the worse, but we took bronze!

Fresno ranked third on a list by Forbes Advisor as the worst city for summer travel. trib.al/KX3qx7b

@Blog_Mickey Universal vs Disney - apples & oranges. Comcast/Universal generates more revenue while WDW has the highest attendance. I’d say both are doing well. There is room for both. AND a little rivalry keeps everyone on their toes. I prefer Disney! You may prefer Universal. Mad love bb.

Disney CEO: We’ve Been Aware of Epic Universe “For More Than a Decade” and We’ve Been Building Attractions During That Time blogmickey.com/2024/04/disney…

@BethMooreLPM Amen and AMEN! Thank you for a great reminder and fresh perspective! Blessed to bless!

Meditating this morning on the powerful exhortation in Hebrews 10:23 where the Holy Spirit through God-knows-who tells us to “hold on unswervingly to the hope we profess, for he who promised is faithful.” A 30 yr old friend told me yesterday that the power in her car shut off inexplicably going full speed on I-45, one of the freakiest freeways in Houston. She described how terrifying it was for the cars, pickups & 18-wheelers, for the love, to swerve around her. You can imagine. She said the sound was deafening. She obviously lived to tell about it and, though young in faith, knows the Lord kept her. There is such madness and chaos swerving around us in this era. Deafening noise. We don’t know if it will let up or not. But what we can know is this: the Lord will not let up. His hold on us is firm. We’re in his palm, safe and secure. His goodness and holiness cannot wear off. He is utterly incapable of unfaithfulness. In this day when everything is shaking and almost nothing about the landscape seems recognizable, brother and sister, hold on to the hope you profess. HOLD FIRM. Tighten your grip on that wheel. Straight ahead. We may feel we know absolutely nothing else but if we know Jesus, we know—I said we KNOW—we are held and nothing can snatch us out of his Father’s hand. We can know when we’re down and feel like the future is bleak that, no matter what, whether here or There, our best days are to come in the renewal of all things. As Jude wrote, we are beloved in God the Father and kept for Jesus Christ.

@MalcolmWHW It’s like they’ve added Uno cards… I’m going to Skip your vote, Reverse your immunity, make Jane Draw 2, play my Wild and call anybody in yellow to tribal - unless they have a Draw 4 in which case all others go. Oh, if you forget to call Uno, 2 more people will join the game.

#Survivor ok, compromise: castaways are given options, vote and select which twists and advantages are in play for their season. after they meet probst, before they leave for beaches idk how that’d work but it’s gotta be better than *gestures at the ashes of my former passion*