capybara enthusiast

I’m never going to judge the undocumented because neither of the ways that my family was able to make it into this country are allowed anymore. My family didn’t make better choices, they had better choices.

@ram92 @luccmcrae Just Demi being Demi

@celesteyay @luccmcrae Yeah she did…. Then took it back… that was rehab Demi lol but she goes by she/her pronouns now I believe.

remember when tate mcrae 😭

@gatodawg @KnightRave125 If spirit airlines had been propped up with VC money they would’ve survived too

We lost Spirit Airlines and Ask Jeeves on the same day. The grim reaper be taking ANYONE but OpenAI or Palantir bro

@tbone0303 @ZackStrength @KnightRave125 I think it was more about monopolizing the east coast

@celesteyay @ZackStrength @KnightRave125 To big? With less than 10% market share?

so you're telling me spirit airlines was in trouble, knew they had to do something, and attempted to participate in the free market by allowing jetblue to acquire them. the government then stepped in and said, “no, you’re not allowed to participate in the free market, " denying the acquisition. so then spirit, knowing that they were about to fail, seeks a government bailout, only to be told, "no, you must participate in the free market” to which they were denied participation in. this doesn’t seem like free market capitalism to me.

@h_um_ble_ @julieheglund Someone I know fostered to adopt and had her heart broken 4 times in a row when they went back to their families. She understood but she wanted to adopt.

@julieheglund The foster system in your state should have plenty.

@ImadeIyamu Monica did all that for free??

Reminds me of how White House internships & UN internships are unpaid

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

@lacoboschica That’s so messed up. My cousin was a teen mom and they gave her a low scar so she could still wear crop tops. Has she ever worn a crop top? No. But she could.

Me tuvieron que hacer una cesárea y el médico decidió hacerme una incisión vertical, de arriba abajo, dejándome una cicatriz enorme. Cuando le pregunté por qué no me la había hecho como normalmente se hacen, me respondió: “para que aprenda la lección, porque está muy joven para haber parido; ojalá cierre las piernas”. Durante años cargué la cicatriz pensando sólo en la marca física, hasta entender que también era violencia obstétrica y misoginia.

@RedWavePress I mean

TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”

@MerriamWebster Nausea. How is nawsee pronounced nawzhyah

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@mrsjumpman @MetamateDaz The ones the most to blame get to die rich old men warm in their beds. I’m not blaming the cannon fodder.

@celesteyay @MetamateDaz never said they should be blamed exclusively but the reality is they’re the ones that did it

Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.

@mrsjumpman @MetamateDaz I’m not going to blame the war crimes of an empire on the foot soldiers.

@MetamateDaz I think the people that violently enforce this empire around the globe should be the last people prioritised for housing. Not saying they don’t deserve homes, but they should be the last on the list

@userctrI It’s like people don’t wanna impress Jodie Foster anymore 😔

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

@_sorrengailll @Apple Download Alarmy!

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

@Lulziathin @JustAFamilyMan_ I’d like to unhear it

@celesteyay @JustAFamilyMan_ Did you hear the way they say Nike 😭?

Tremendous cultural output. The entire world is bathed in it. Fish don’t know they are in water.

@Lulziathin @JustAFamilyMan_ I saw a group of young Londoners argue that what we consider street fashion was born in London. Like Nike shoes and baggy clothes

@JustAFamilyMan_ It's reached absurd levels. The current thing is for them to bad mouth America constantly while literally using American english phrasing and idioms. Completely oblivious to it. We're so ingrained into their culture they dont know where theirs stops and our begins.

@sjeuk @Polymarket Seems like you don’t exactly have a choice luv

@Polymarket I’d personally rather earn a bit less but have free healthcare and plenty of holiday leave to enjoy my life and earnings 🤷🏼‍♀️.

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

@soleiljolina Mine enjoys getting in the way

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

@EricSpracklen That’s how the rallies looked and look what happened

If CPAC turnout is any representation of what November is going to look like, Republicans should be in full panic mode.