Eric Cobb

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Eric Cobb

Eric Cobb

@cfgears

MCT | IDERA ACE 2020 | MCSE: Data Platform | MCSE: Data Management and Analytics 'My work is a game, a very serious game.' - M. C. Escher

Spring Hill, TN (Nashville) Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Forging Fatherhood
Forging Fatherhood@ForgeFatherhood·
Your past isn’t chasing you. You just keep turning around to look at it.
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Forging Fatherhood
Forging Fatherhood@ForgeFatherhood·
Watching that HBO or Netflix series because you "like the story" is no different than your dad getting Playboy because he "liked the articles". It's porn, and you know it. You're just trying to justify watching it.
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Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
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Eric Cobb@cfgears·
#sqlhelp in an Azure Hyperscale DB, is there a built in alert to notify of DB growth events? I need to know when/how often Hyperscale actually grows the DB, not the % of free space available. Thought it might be "Data Storage Size" but that doesn't seem to have what I need.
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Eric Cobb@cfgears·
@tradney Even for M&M's??? ...asking for a friend.
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@Fidelity has been holding my son's allowance in limbo for 4 weeks, refusing to deposit it due to increased fraud in their system, according to their customer service. Today he asked me if we could just open him an account somewhere else. At 14 years old he's done with them.
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Eric Cobb retweetledi
Forging Fatherhood
Forging Fatherhood@ForgeFatherhood·
Becoming a great father involves intentional actions, deep connection, and consistent effort. Here are ten key things a man should focus on to become a better father: 🧵 👇 #parenting #fatherhood
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Eric Cobb retweetledi
Forging Fatherhood
Forging Fatherhood@ForgeFatherhood·
I first saw this quote when I was a young teenager, on the back of the business card of my Boy Scouts leader. He was one of the most well respected men I have ever known, and absolutely made a positive impact on many young men during that time.
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Eric Cobb@cfgears·
Just heard this on a call: "Entity Framework is like a family reunion, where it invites everyone whether they need to be there or not. Like my weird Uncle Larry that's not really my uncle but shows up anyway." #sqlserver #entityframework
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Forging Fatherhood
Forging Fatherhood@ForgeFatherhood·
I'm just going to come right out and say it, because there are confused people in this world that need clarity. BBQ is something that you eat. It is not something that you do, or an event that you go to. It is a food. Any other use of the word is wrong.
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Eric Cobb@cfgears·
TIL today: Adding a new teen driver to your insurance will practically double your rates, and @progressive does not offer any discounts for completing a certified driver training course. Time to do some insurance shopping.
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