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@OurShallowState Playing devils advocate here, his dementia is pretty advanced so there is the possibility he has actually forgotten.

Like affable and ignorant Nazi Sergeant Schultz: "I see no-thing! I know no-thing!" But Trump is far less affable and far more ignorant, of course.

@JohnJHarwood Every time I see a new photo of Trump he looks unwell and looks to be deteriorating rapidly.

a top DOJ official ought to know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence

@dieworkwear I think his bra strap has just fallen down, happens... Nothing to see here.

im shaking. just got back from the store, where a masked man in a big coat grabbed me by the arm. he said: "listen here suit man. you didn't clock nuttin on the boss' sleeves, see? button that yap or you’ll get fitted for cement shoes, capisce?” then he disappeared into the fog

@MichaelPascoe01 @Qantas I live in Launceston and I never ever book a flight out with Qantas, especially the early morning flights as a high percentage are cancelled. I have been a victim of the late cancellation.

Haven't flown @Qantas on the peak hour SYD-MEL trunk for quite a while but I see nothing's changed - the 18.45 flight cancelled, bumped to a middle economy seat on the 18.30. And they wonder why...

@CaseyBriggs It's positively balmy down here Casey 😕

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@Deb_Fleming @BluetheGreyt @GREY2KUSA Here's my gorgeous Lill, recently 'retired'. I just cannot believe we are still having this conversation, BAN racing just ban it.

#politas. Examiner today. Horrific deaths of greyhounds edited ‘out of respect’ says TasRacing after top vets call out ‘unavoidable’ cruelty inherent in Tas greyhound racing. ⁦@BluetheGreyt⁩ ⁦⁦@GREY2KUSA⁩

@dieworkwear Christ, I wish he would get clothes that fit.

me after learning the word olfactory

@dieworkwear He looks like he has borrowed his little sisters coat to run the bins out.

which coat looks better?

PSA - If you ever get an email like this from your real estate agent: DO NOT cancel the bond refund request

@GrogsGamut I was on an American based cruise a few weeks ago, so mainly American travellers. I'll never forget an older couple exclaiming unprompted 'oh Australians can you please send some of your people over to save our country, it needs saving' I thought what was that about, now I know.

@AlboMP Of all the things you could be doing, this ain't it sunshine 🙄

A minimum age for social media of 16 years will make a difference.

@marquelawyers How long until WW3 with Trump allowing Putin to do whatever he wants.

On the upside, we won't have to sit through another four years of Trump whining about it being rigged. On the downside, we may not have four years.

"So I was on my way to vote..."

Tuesday schedule 8:30 soy latte at local drag brunch 9:00 vote for Kamala 20 times 11:30 get abortion 1:00 vote for Kamala another 50 times 6:00 vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong 9:00 another abortion

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@jonkudelka The moron had four dogs on his bed at the time but yeah it was a demon 🙄

They were probably trying to drag him to hell then thought that an eternity with Tucker Carlson was a bit much.

@Pollytics @SarahLongwell25 The one she does with George Conway is brilliant.

My favourite thing of the US election has been discovering @SarahLongwell25 podcasts. Intelligent & knowledgeable, heart on sleeve, kicking arse and taking names and running out of pencils stuff.

@thejackhopkins My Nan had dementia, everything Trump does reminds me of her dementia behaviour.

You have to watch this if you haven't seen it already. Trump can barely walk and stay balanced!

"My daughter was just 10-days-old! I swear by Allah, she was only 10-days-old!" This man lost his daughters and his wife after an Israeli strike on their home in the Al Zarqa area in Northern Gaza. Father: I brought them some things from the market and was going home and when I reached here, they told me "It was your home (that was targeted)! I didn't believe it, man! Ibrahim: They went to Allah now.. they (are now in a better state) than you and I both, cousin! Father: What is this?! What is this, O Allah.. What is this? Where am I, O Allah! Let this be a dream, O Lord! Let this be a dream, O Lord! Let this be a dream! O Allah! Get one of them out for me, for the Sake of Allah! My children! Man: They are alive (in the Gardens of Eternity). They are alive. Enough. Say "Allah Is One" (and calm down). Seek peace from Allah (repeated). Father: There is no Power nor Might except through Allah! O Lord!' Men: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return. Father: But this life is empty now, Ibrahim! I have no one (left)! Ibrahim: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return." Father: I have no one (left)! Man! My daughter was just 10-days-old! She was 10-days-old! I swear by Allah, she was only 10-days-old! None of my daughters were 5-years-old (yet).. they were all under 4 years of age! Ibrahim: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return." Father: Lara! My dear Lara! And Elise too! O my children!

Huge news! Launceston (and the Tamar Valley) has just been named as one of the top 10 regions in the world to visit by global travel guide @lonelyplanet. And with scenes like this in every park, and down every street, I can absolutely understand why- just magic 🙏