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@bronzeageshawty just because you’re bad at personal finance doesn’t mean we all are.

401ks are stupid. "Wow, I can't wait to finally have 600 thousand dollars at age 65 to last me the next 20 years. I'm glad I spent 40 years as a slave."

@TheGarner @allenanalysis @Mikel_Jollett well, he would still be in better shape than 46. lol at that debate. you retards still didn’t realize be was in cognitive decline lmao

@allenanalysis @Mikel_Jollett Might as well bring in Dr. Seuss. No way the White House “doctor” is gonna tell the truth. He could be sitting in the floor, drooling and playing with dolls and it be like “Healthiest President ever.”

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee just formally requested a cognitive exam for Donald Trump. In writing. To the White House physician. The letter cites Truth Social posts, statements at the Easter Egg Roll, and this: “Experts have repeatedly warned that the President has been exhibiting signs consistent with dementia and cognitive decline.”

@allenanalysis lol. libs are so broken.

@kipthekelly lol at thinking any of us give a shit what you think, you retarded cuck.

MAGA is dead. It’s important that all three-time voters understand how much we told you so. You’re not forgiven. You are stupid. And America is worse because of you. I will spend the rest of my life reminding you of that fact.

@daviddunn177 cry more, bitch

We told you not to vote for him in 2016. We told you not to vote for him in 2020. We told you not to vote for him in 2024. And now you’re angry that we were right.

@Bigqadi uh, he rekt her.

she CLEARED him so bad😭

@cmclymer cry more, dumbass

"Calm down. He won't be that bad." "He won't go after political opponents." "He won't try to overturn an election." "He won't start a stupid, costly war." "He won't purge the military." "He won't use nukes." <--- We're currently here.

@mikegallacher1 you got rekt by a satire account, retard.

There is stupid, then there is a special American type of stupid...

@RepSwalwell tell your chinese spy fuck buddy. maybe she will care what you think.

The President must be removed. If Congress is too cowardly to do it, his own Cabinet must.

@AOC stfu cunt

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

@BJamesx2 @RepSwalwell at least his kids probably aren’t chinese spies

@RepSwalwell You paid your wife to watch your kids with campaign funds??? Is that legal??? Still can't believe you're allowed to be anywhere near children... that's scary!

Happy Easter! Wishing everyone in CA-14 and across the country a joyful, peaceful day.

@RepSwalwell are you illegally using campaign funds to pay your wife to watch your shit-for-brains kids?

@j_c_zarn @LittleDark243 @MorePerfectUS dude… he’s a retarded anti-work communist. trying to reason with him is a fool’s errand.

@LittleDark243 @MorePerfectUS If you seriously think that anything but supply-and-demand will be the result of this, why aren't they already charging 12 bucks for a potato? They could just do it with barcodes if that was their goal lol

Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.

@Variety if you ever wondered why hotels put a chair in the rooms that face the bed, the author of this shit is the reason.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@chadvivi @theficouple household expenditure? lol. many households have more than 1 car. and you are assuming the cost to charge is zero. 2000 is aggressive. next.

You’re wrong and out of touch. This is what grok said. Is $2,000 Aggressive or Average? Recent reliable sources (GasBuddy, EIA, WalletHub, and government reports from 2025–2026) indicate the national average household gasoline expenditure is approximately $2,000–$2,400 per year: • GasBuddy forecasts ~$2,083 for the average household in 2026 (down from prior years due to lower prices and efficiency gains). • WalletHub estimates ~$2,411 per consumer (slightly higher, possibly reflecting per-driver or broader inclusion). • Other analyses (e.g., Choose Energy, EIA-derived) show regional/household figures often in the $1,700–$2,500 range, depending on state, vehicle type, and mileage. Your $2,000 figure is therefore average to slightly below average for a typical U.S. household or driver in the current environment (early 2026), particularly given declining gas prices (~$2.80–$3.20/gallon) and improving vehicle efficiency. It would be considered aggressive (higher than average) only in low-mileage scenarios (e.g., <12,000 miles/year) or with very inefficient vehicles (<20 mpg). For context, this amount is notably lower than peaks during 2022 ($2,700+ for many households) but aligns with post-2023 normalization.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

@chadvivi @theficouple 2,000 per year on fuel savings is pretty aggressive. you’d have to drive a lot (and you have to account for the cost of charging).

@theficouple You’re a 🤡. Fuel would be easily $2,000 a year for 99% of people. There is literally ZERO maintenance ($500 per year savings) on an EV, again you’re a 🤡 for leaving this out. But nice click bait write up. 😂 Who are you writing this for, Big Oil?

@JWSPEED2 @theficouple you must have bought long enough ago to get free supercharging (which is huge, but not available anymore).

@theficouple I didn't include any of the maintenance savings or my income from owning these vehicles. The two model Y's will likely generate $20k in income this year. For being a "FI couple" you sure are bad at math.

@theficouple i don’t disagree with the overall message, but how exactly is 55-58% of 50k 35,000? and how much would a typical $50k gasoline powered car depreciate after 5 years? probably pretty close to 50%. so yeah… your math is quite poor, and you are being intellectually dishonest

@Reign_C0C0 @IraninSA @CyrilRamaphosa you don’t speak for me.

@IraninSA @CyrilRamaphosa On behalf of all native South Africans, we would like to extend our condolences to the entire nation of Iran. We are with you all in these times of sorrow

We received the letter of condolence from H. E. @CyrilRamaphosa following the martyrdom of Imam Khamenei. Iran and South Africa have deep-rooted friendship.

@kotcheck @DFWSupCommittee cry more you dumb cunt

@DFWSupCommittee God, such snowflake imbeciles, no “antifa” even exists, yet a 34 times over convicted felon, rapist and now known pedophile, hides behind illegal “immunity”,waddling free, cant make this up! 20 years for patriotism and caring about domestic terrorists shooting moms dead?Hell ,no!

We have a verdict and we are heartbroken at the results. This is only the beginning. We will continue to fight the remaining charges until every defendant is home.