Champagne & Capital Gains
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Champagne & Capital Gains
@champgains
a #lawyer. not your lawyer 🤓|🥂 w/a 🍻 budget! | commercial leasing attorney by day, #STR investor/💸 blogger by night | #ADHD is sometimes my superpower















Yesterday: “This is someone who maybe had one speeding ticket in the last 30 years and [is] being treated like a notorious criminal.” Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu translator taken by ICE. texasobserver.org/immigration-co…


“Senator Rafael. Donald Trump says your wife’s face could peel the paint off a car. What’s your response?” “I’m going to leave that up to Heidi and my beloved president to sort out. You’re not going to get me with gotcha questions.”



You can't be a Catholic and stand against the Pope.






JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump posts image portraying himself as Jesus Christ.



I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.






















