Chandler Candela

All my rpg characters to scale, vol. 2! (2018-2022) this was super fun, and I definitely don't play enough goblins 🤘 L->R, Whitemoth, Dunder, Potroast, Crab, Leek, Sunshower, Barton, Gilroy, Bloatfly and Scab!

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BREAKING: Officials from New Mexico say if Trump, Bondi, or Patel call them about their plan to dig up Epstein’s Zorro pedophile ranch for bodies, they’ll record the call live on their state website so everyone can hear them trying to interfere and obstruct justice.

I’m genuinely confused. We’re dumping Epstein files, parading names, laying out rape and pedophilia like it’s a damn spreadsheet, and then… nothing. No arrests. No perp walks. No accountability. So what’s the plan here exactly? Are we just supposed to stare at this filth, rage-scroll, and pretend exposure equals justice? Because right now it feels like the system is saying, here’s the proof, here’s the monsters, now go back to work and shut up. If this isn’t followed by real consequences, then all this “truth” isn’t a reckoning — it’s just another sick reminder that there are two sets of rules, and the worst people somehow never play by either

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We could start with orders to murder noncombatants on the high seas.

DO NOT LET THE LIKES OF PAM BONDI AND KASH PATEL, et al, TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY DID NOT KNOW Not only did they know, they've SEEN the evidence AND THEY ACTIVELY HID IT AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP DO NOT FORGET

If raising the minimum wage makes your business collapse, you didn’t build a business - you built an exploitation scheme that deserves to go under.

Think about this 1000 FBI agents saw everything. The tapes, the 1700 photographs on the walls and saw the hidden cameras in all the massage rooms. They saw old men sexually assaulting children, so at least 1000 people know the truth. Somebody has to crack

Hello @NBCNews that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"

Dear reporters, Next time you see Pam Bondi, ask her if she is aware if the Epstein Files have been altered or compromised in any way under the DOJ's possession. Record it. That's going to be evidence in a trial at some point. Do the same thing with Kash Patel.

Republicans will see tonight's election results. They won't ask, "How can we win back American voters?" They'll ask, "How can we stop Americans from voting?" And that is exactly why Republicans have no business governing America.

“The world will see Jews living in peace under a Muslim just like they did in Palestine before the Zionists came. And then they will understand that it’s Zionism that is the problem” — A Jewish voter in New York

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Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

I had my medieval pal @chancanan_ draw me some original art of my character of Betsy Ross this year for @horrornights! He did such a great job and makes me feel badass! Come on down to #TerrorTram to have Betsy and her friends scare you all!🎭🔪💀✨ #art #hhn #horrornights #actress #halloweenhorrornights

Tomorrow I'm selling three packs of Monster Mooniacs cards over on my ko-fi shop! Five handmade holographic trading cards featuring art by friend and frequent collaborator @chancanan_, packaged in mini VHS tapes with three possible slipcovers!

Got my boys all printed up!

BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order to DEFUND any schools that mandate COVID vaccines. FACT: Not a single public school district in the country mandates that students get a COVID-19 vaccine. He’s just pandering to his misinformed base.

Black leftists don’t argue over the utility of guns because our history shows us the truth. Nat had a gun. Harriet had a gun. Du Bois sat on the front porch of his house at Atlanta University with a shotgun during a race riot. When Emmett Till’s mom went to Mississippi, armed men were with her at all times to ensure she didn’t follow her son. MLK had a house full of guns. RF Williams had a gun. Malcolm had a gun. The BPP had literally thousands of guns.