Corny Waifu

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Corny Waifu

@chandrabobandra

Just a girl who knits a lot of shit, does a lot of shit & says a lot of shit.

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Corny Waifu
Corny Waifu@chandrabobandra·
So yesterday @waywardcross and I had a baby. He's perfect in every way. Our little Simon is just the entire world to us.
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Hank Green
Hank Green@hankgreen·
Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?
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Spoon & Tamago
Spoon & Tamago@Johnny_suputama·
It’s Halloween weekend and that means it’s time for everyone’s favorite Japanese festival Jimi Halloween, where people dress up in costumes so mundane they have to be explained. Let’s dive in 🧵
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Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.)
Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.)@heytherejeffro·
Ok real quick, because @elonmusk is such a huge "Twitter is all about freedom of speech" guy, does that mean we can tell him that we hope he gets hit walking in a crosswalk by a normally functioning Tesla?
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Janel Comeau 🍁
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
outlook: I'm the most powerful office tool ever made. I can search every email you've ever received and keep track of the meetings you have six months from now me: I would like to still view an attachment after someone replies to the email outlook: [confused hissing]
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Dan Wiederer
Dan Wiederer@danwiederer·
I have been looking at this picture for 6-7 minutes.
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Madroz@madroz_·
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Andrew Nadeau
Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·
[gaston watching the hero in literally any other Disney movie] that is—okay—that’s fucking EXACTLY what I did and everyone got pissed at me
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Shitheadsteve
Shitheadsteve@shitheadsteve__·
The DMV employee looking at me after I forgot to bring my 2nd grade report card
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rachel
rachel@rachelmillman·
guy behind me at citifield says he’s “done with baseball” and “might try like, books”
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Corny Waifu@chandrabobandra·
@cute_loot 1) it's crochet 2) I AM MAKING THIS FOR THE BOY
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shoe
shoe@shoe0nhead·
ai art has perfected the female form
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C.A. Pinkham
C.A. Pinkham@EyePatchGuy·
The thing about the “it wasn’t about slavery chuds” is if you just keep asking them questions they eventually will have to admit it was about slavery
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Colin Cunningham
Colin Cunningham@Sgtzima·
LIVE WIRE (1992) has a scene where Pierce Brosnan has to get rid of an exploding clown at a kid's party and it's amazing.
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Eli Hollywood
Eli Hollywood@elilutsky·
(Doing crowdwork to an audience of toddlers) You just know THIS motherfucker wants uppy
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