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Every dad in the world

@Uber_Support @UberEats I’ve tried to message your customer service about a refund for my food that was soggy and freezing cold beyond consumption as it took 2 hours of multiple drivers cancelling to be delivered, none of us could eat it. I’m stuck in a loop—can you help pls?

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you. How did everything pass by so quickly? You don't even feel 27. You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world. But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless. But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too. Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying. So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory. The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

This country is truly finished

@imbitchezzzz Who xxx

“marrying late” and she’s just 33

WHAT IS LEMON8

@princessmaroon Where can I find this x

Wish I had a blue light card because what do you mean all points east tickets for £19?? Bye

@ammonthecreator @larosadelicata @NoContextHumans @grok Hey @grok what about me?

@larosadelicata @NoContextHumans @grok Hey @grok what about me?

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Never had a unique experience in my life

@LivsJoel so real

You’ll be the brokest u have ever been n then £11.99 comes out for Spotify

I care

THIS IS WHAT AM SAYIN

@imbtchzz ITS TRUE

@charjoel 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I cannot believe for a long time I thought Michael fabricant was a parody like Jonah from Tonga. Ur tellin me this is a real bloke?

Wtf this gotta do with me?

@imbitchezzzz 🫦

B&M have closed their stores nationwide in respect of Becki Jones

@GlNATONIC Tbf I have to give it to her. Losing weight is so nice but it’s so fucking jarring when all ur clothes don’t fit u anymore n u realise u have to fork out hundreds for new ones. It’s truly a double edged sword lol

weight loss forces sale on vinted is the most pointless brag ever girl i dont know you

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

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