Rob Cheesman

@_alicebeer further to previous, 'flight change' function on @easyJet website not working, and vouchers not available via website either. 2 1/2 hours on hold for call centre! Is there anything else that can be done?

@easyjet what's the position with flights being moved? Ours have been changed to times that mean we can't fly with little children, but since they haven't been cancelled, where do we stand? 2+ hour wait for call centre.

@MartinSLewis what's the position with @easyJet flights being moved? Ours have been changed to times that mean we can't fly with little children, but since they aren't strictly cancelled can we do anything about getting money back?

@_alicebeer what's the position with @easyJet flights being moved? Ours have been changed to times that mean we can't fly with little children, but since they aren't strictly cancelled can we do anything about getting money back?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The world is grey, The mountains old, The forge's fire is ashen-cold, No harp is wrung, No hammer falls, The darkness dwells in Durin's halls.

@LucyWeather @dundeeuni @weather_king Not shown: Northern Ireland

@proogs @thefalken "Like grownups" being the problem there. ;)

@thefalken Never formally 'cross party' but seeing these divisions and disagreements that don't align with traditional Cons-Lab party lines, everyone should have sat down in a big circle and discussed it like grown-ups.

I don't understand why the leaders of the parties in Parliament didn't get together and have a dialogue 2 years ago. It seems to me that the Brexit 'issue' is very much a cross-party one and having a bit of a chat before doing the Art50 letter might have avoided a wasted 2 years.

Hey @ArianaGrande, we saw 'NASA' trending this morning and thought it was about one of our new discoveries. But we realized that you might need some space. 🎶 It’s like you’re the universe and we’re N-A-S-A 🎶 Check out the universe: go.nasa.gov/2SFTWA0

We are live now on our Elite Channel from #Heathrow and witnessed this insane #TOGA ! Well done pilot! @British_Airways #BA276 #StormErik

@AndreaH30244872 @jonocard Lmao

@jonocard The Coroner 😭

@adembskibowden I didn't need scifi references to drive girls away. E.g.: Her: *sidles up to me So, have you got a girlfriend? Me: Uh, nope Her: Do you want one? Me: Actually being single is great Her: Me: Her: Right, ok *goes away I genuinely had no idea. Not a clue.

Have you ever said a sentence that actively annihilated all possibility of people seeing you as a sexual being? In high school, I once corrected my ultimate crush by saying "Actually, I'm a *dark* elf."

the Twenties start next year so maybe by then every @jasonderulo song will have a 1920s version

@proogs Only benefits the already affluent. Tories in a nutshell.

The problem with this is that it only benefits the already affluent. What about those that rely on public transport - buses, trams, trains? What sort of easement do they get? Why should train fares increase while driving costs (effectively) decrease?

@FungalSquirrel I have no idea what to say without sounding condescending or dumb but I'm really sorry for you and for all the brilliant female scientists (and females generally) who have to experience this shitty behaviour. It shouldn't happen, ever.

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

No one tells you that after eating a rusk, your baby will look as if they have some nasty skin condition... #crusty

@JabberKate Hiding.

You utter bastards

Ok I'm done. My digestive system is about to explode.