Phil Kendall

@AndyMitten Get yourself to Potters Bar mate. Same league but unfortunately relegated this season

I’ve come to Dulwich Hamlet. English level 7. Never seen a crowd quite like this in UK. Groups of glamorous girls sipping pints, families, dogs. Packed terraces. Big community feel. Lovely day. I asked for a tea. “What type of tea?” “A normal one,” was my incorrect response.

@TurkTalksFC @Ziggy_UNITED If a hair pull is a red card then so be it. Rules are rules. But it wasn’t violent conduct.

My CB is missing 3 matches for undoing a hair bobble while stuff like THIS isn’t even a foul? What a league. 👍

@GamewithDave SWOS on the Amiga

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@liannesanderson You can argue whether its red or not. But yesterday’s red cannot be classed as violent conduct for a slight tug. 3 game ban for that is a disgrace.

Sorry as much as I’m United. You can’t pull someone’s hair, those are the rules. I really don’t get this hair pulling situation that’s becoming popular in the men and women’s game. For me it is a red! Regardless of people thinking it’s soft.

@theawayfans Cuppies

You’re playing football with your mates as a kid... Score and you go through to the next round... but miss and you’re out. What did you call that game?

@StretfordPaddck Haha. Did anyone actually expect these incompetent fools to admit they were wrong?

🚨 The Premier League’s Key Match Incidents (KMI) Panel has ruled that both the referee and VAR were correct not to award a penalty to Amad against Bournemouth. #MUFC It was noted that “while Truffert ran a risk, the contact made was not impactful and therefore fell below the high threshold for a foul.” [@DaleJohnsonBBC] Make it make sense! 🤬

@ToonFan14 How many posts and replies about Man UNITED? This obsession needs to stop pal. We do not have a rivalry with you lot. Seek help with this as it seems to be consuming you.

Just last week it was confirmed that Jacob Ramsey was sent off incorrectly against them. The week before that Palace conceded a weak as piss penalty / suffered a harsh red card against them. Did they complain then?

@Utdtruthful So the old ‘it evens itself out’ still exists. Wasn’t VAR brought in so we don’t need to even anything out??

🚨🗣️ Mike Dean [former PL referee]: “They will complain but they didn't complain when Dalot wasn't sent off in the Manchester derby. “I think the two incidents are completely different. Maguire is a dead cert, it's a simple decision. It's easy - it's a sending-off all day. “The first one could have been a penalty but there was doubt about how he went down - that's why he hasn't given it. I could see why he didn't give it. And I can see why it's referee's call. “I understand they have made a complaint but you have to backtrack as well because they have had a few calls [in their favour] this year that have gone on referee's call.” #MUFC [Soccer Saturday]

@black_steve1905 🤣

They’ve now invented significant weighty booing, not your normal everyday disgruntled displeasure but meaningful and momentous. Maybe we will need a new word….

@MattCas04807118 @jk_rowling Pronouns are “BANANAS”

Oh do feck off with your pronouns and your hatred of @jk_rowling ffs!! She’s no teacher, she’s a fetish driven activist and of no use to children. ⚠️ A primary school teacher from Batley has caused uproar today after they refused to teach two 9 year olds who had dressed up as Harry Potter characters for World Book Day! 😲 Ze Berry who does not use conventional pronouns and uses 'Ze' instead, says were physically SICK after seeing the two pupils walk into the classroom who were dressed as Harry Potter and Dobbie The Elf. 🤢 Despite parents of the children saying it was an insane overreaction, Ze Berry stood by her decision and said; "JK Rowling is a transphobic bigot and any character she has created therefore has transphobic undertones which are not tolerated in the classroom." ✋️ The Mayor Of West Yorkshire, Tracy Brabin has lept to the teacher's defence and stated; "Teachers should feel safe in the classroom. Ze Berry's actions were justified." 🏳️‍🌈

@lukestanley03 115

Just seen United have got 1 game in the next 35 days. City have got 5 in the next 17 days…

@MUFCDarren_ We couldn’t score against ten men in the second half and you go in on a lad who wanted to leave and has had so many injury issues. Come on man. You’re better than that 🤣

I’ll never forgive malacia for this Non chalant defending. Every old players should be sold after this season

@AndyMitten @Ankaman616 Thats the 4th game I will be unable to attend this season. An absolute joke.

More Monday night football for MUFC. Both April home league games switched. Zero - absolutely zero - consideration given to what match going fans think or want.

@Scott_Pert @United_Webby Haha

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Manchester United are set to offer Diogo Dalot a new 5 year, £190K a week package to stave off interest from Real Madrid & Bayern Munich this Summer. The fans favourite is seen as integral to the rebuild of the Club and a future Captain by many inside Old Trafford. [@SamuelLuckhurst]

@dipsMUFC 13 points in 5 games. Take that all day long. UTFR’s 🔴⚪️⚫️

S E S K O 😎

@AlternativeMUFC Im delighted considering how poor we were. 13 points in 5 games. Take that all day long

Poor performance and that was certainly a point gained rather than two dropped, considering how it played out. It is what it is & big Michael is still unbeaten. Please don't get carried away with any dramatics, it's fucking exhausting. Roll on the next one.

@nelsabbey She is a terrible pundit though. There are really good female pundits out there. There are really good black or brown pundits out there. She is neither in my opinion. That John Barnes interview on Stick to Football was superb by the way. Give it a listen if you haven’t already.

I'm a fan of Simon Jordan, but Eni Aluko is 100% right here. It is straight up racist to label a Black or Brown person a "DEI hire". Also "DEI vs merit" is a false dichotomy. "DEI vs proximity to power" is the right comparison.

@AndyMitten Up the reds Andy 🔴⚪️⚫️

Heading to West Ham from Manchester by coach. Another big game. Two form teams. MUFC lost last three there and won only one of last six vs WHU. What do you reckon?

@yido_nath1 @RedlingMUFC Must have been the wind taking the noise away 🤣🙄

@chef_phil1980 @RedlingMUFC Silly man, literally outsung you the whole game until you scored your second goal.

Hope none of the scumbags in the away end that ruined the Munich Disaster tribute bumped into TRA on their way home. That would just be awful if they got their fucking heads kicked in.

@Mikec81united @AvantiWestCoast Nice one. Cheers pal 👍🏻

@AvantiWestCoast @chef_phil1980 Actually you can claim because the operator has a duty of care to get you to your final destination. Ma still be worth trying and put it and explain the situation

@AvantiWestCoast just wondering where I send my £40 Uber receipt for the 1654 Manchester Piccadilly to Euston being terminated at Watford Junction? Cheers