Courtney Brown
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Courtney Brown
@chefcourt1
👩🏽🍳 Contestant @NextLevelFox Performance Chef • Speaker • Consultant | Helping elite athletes optimize performance, recovery & longevity through food
United States Katılım Ekim 2009
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Got approached by two park rangers in full gear today for teaching tennis to my own children. Empty park, 3:15pm on a Thursday.
No permit, $192 fine. Unless you can prove the students came out of you. I asked my kids to confirm I’m their dad.
Somewhere in San Francisco an actual crime is happening, but at least the forehand situation is under control.
Not a great use of city resources. But that’s just my opinion. 🤷🏻♂️🎾

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Oh look, the Commerce Department quietly announced 7 new equity stakes in private companies.
Brought to you by the people fighting "communism."
thehill.com/policy/technol…
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Welcome back to this week’s episode of Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?! It’s America’s favorite game show where President Trump’s pardoned insurrectionists and private militia compete to win your tax dollars while the president and his family get lifelong immunity from prosecution for any tax fraud or other civil and criminal offenses committed thus far! Come on you guys, let’s play!
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A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j…

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@sportsiren @LA28 That’s nasty work to charge $400 per ticket! I’ll be watching from home.
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@SteelersOracle @Degentle_ It’s time you’ve earned off. They can deny the dates, doesn’t mean you have to disclose any information about your PTO. Bottom line, she won’t be at work!
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PTO is Paid Time Off
And it is a request. They are in fact allowed to ask what the reason is. It's actually pretty standard. Ive never had a job not ask for the reason for a request. And guess what, they have the right to deny it too 😱
You also have the right to walk out the door if they do. It works both ways.
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@Degentle_ Yes, sometimes it matters because of how they have to code the time off in order to properly pay you and report it to whomever regulates that.
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@Degentle_ Absolutely not. PTO and there is no need for your manager or HR to be inquiring what you plan to do on your PTO! What the fuck?!
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@kaitlancollins Translation… the money promised to me to confirm him has not hit my secret account, and until it does, you can’t count on me!
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The committee vote on Todd Blanche was just postponed.
Statement from a spokesperson for the Senate Judiciary Committee:
“Chairman Grassley works to set President Trump’s nominees up for success in committee, not failure. Senators Cornyn and Tillis want written assurances from the Department of Justice regarding the Trump-IRS settlement. Tomorrow’s markup is postponed as work continues to secure sufficient support in committee to favorably report Attorney General-nominee Todd Blanche, who is highly qualified for the job.”
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@AndrewJTobias Y’all focused on the wrong things! Do you understand that the racist Republican candidate is not the best choice for governor?! SMH
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@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch They’re still gonna confirm him. Money needs to hit their accounts!
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@HawleyMO Trump would like a word! He plead the fifth over 400 times in one sitting! Dr. Fauci is not a clear and present danger, this current, incompetent administration is, including you!
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Hint for you: no honest person pleads the Fifth
Josh Hawley@HawleyMO
I asked Fauci basic questions: What day of the week is it today? What color tie are you wearing? What color is the carpet in front of you? He pled the Fifth and refused to answer every time
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