Cheryl Louise Croly 

how fucking hench was uncle Albert...

"you can't control your kids in public" how my mom controlled me in public:

Brits dialling into Monday morning Teams calls after the first sunny weekend of the year.

Netanyahu

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favorite club finally wins a trophy after a long wait?

A fantastic touch by Arsenal and the Premier League. Instead of going for someone ‘corporate’ or a sponsor, the trophy and medals were handed to the Arsenal players by Emmanuel from North London United, a footballing organisation for adults and children with Down Syndrome.

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

Gabriel and Saliba at the team dinner tonight

Cheerleading practice just got a whole lot fluffier! 😅 Meet the poodle flyer who sticks every landing! 😂🐩

1. Think how to help keep my dogs cool on such a hot day. 2. Close blinds. 3. Turn on fan. 4. Put down cooling pads. 5. Realise dogs aren’t even in the room. 6. Look for dogs. 7. Find dogs lying in the hottest part of the garden, panting like idiots.

Judith Charmers, rest easy girl, you took lots of us to the Bahamas in the 80’s when we were eating findus crispy pancakes off our laps! 💔

RIP Judith, but you’re name will live on whenever anyone you know goes on more than 2 holidays a year.

I’ll never forget his red eyes bulging out of his head. He was in agony. When I tried to move Him Rocky he would just collapse in fear. His blood results said he was as good as dead. Today just 23 days later he is standing tall and proud with 50% eyesight back. ❤️

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager. He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away. Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

Oiiiiiiiiii BIG UP THE GOONERS AROUND THE WORLD WORLD WORLD WORLD WORLD WORLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 open.spotify.com/track/0QsYmPn2… Big congrats to @Arsenal 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

This TL scroll sesh is GENERATIONAL

Thought she was carrying her old internet router for a moment there