Patrick Johnson

@BowersFamValues @FUatJackDorsey @selina3sticks @DavidLat *cough* "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall

I hate communism because I remember when the Soviet Union existed, because I can read, and because I know history.

i hated communism long before you were even a nut stain in your mothers panties.

@alphafox The kids, without even blinking. That 2nd hypothetical would likely cause me to have a factory settings error though.

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire?

@Gadget440 Anecdotally, she is literally proving the entitlement claim by asking a question and then stealing the answer time. Which also proves his second claim of rudeness. Much like vaxxed people, she is the data.

🚨 Myron Gaines is asked to explain the phrase which his whole career is based on and is the title of his two "books": Why Women Deserve Less He... cannot.

@douglasernst Been there, done that, no ragrets. Oddly, neither funding site shows my original Black Hops or Wall Might orders.

I found some Kamen America history while going through old emails tonight. Where does the time go?! 👀😄

The highlight of my MEGACON experience was meeting up with Travis, A-Make-Wish kid back in 1986 who was growing into adulthood. Yes, God answers prayers, it was so good to see him 40 years later, Wow!

General Patton's personal revolvers.

“yes”

Yes, Iran is the Human Rights champion of the World.

Either carry with one in the chamber not at all.

Good night

"If foreign bot farms can't get paid, nobody should!"

Somewhere in Nigeria, a Single Mom from Texas is pissed off.

@DocStrangelove2 @RobProvince I'm honestly more surprised to see Matt friggin' jarbo in my timeline. I wonder if he's still flagging people's videos.

@RobProvince I think he was just confused, he was boulder picking it got him confused.

For the record “Rings Of Power” is a billion dollar flop….

Sell drugs to who?

@SenSchumer I wish you would.

Today, for the TENTH TIME, Democrats will go to the floor to demand that we pay TSA immediately. And for the TENTH TIME, Republicans will have a chance to join us. I’m not holding my breath.

@Glinner I almost didn't recognize Alvin in Theodore's colors and Simon's glasses

This is the greasy-haired incel who thinks keeping men like him out of the ladies is ‘derailing feminism’

Correct 🇺🇸

This specific episode aged to perfection in the era of children being transed and fed to the clinics, or men putting on dresses and parading into the ladies' spaces and categories, demanding respect. When it was scripted the writers were being critical of "Pray the Gay Away" but in 2026 Soren is simply asking for the right to be the woman that she in fact is, and her society is forcing her to be a they/them. The episode that took a shot at conservative culture boomeranged back and is now a shot at Woke culture. 🖖