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@King0243_PJC @CamillaTominey You watch, there will be n article or video of William and his favourite composer/band/shakespeare play now.

Even the Telegraph’s own royal correspondent @CamillaTominey queen of bootlicking monarchy PR, gets absolutely finished live on air when Timothy Stanley asks what music or culture Prince William actually likes. “You’re a royal journalist and you can’t tell me… whose favourite composer?” Camilla flounders. Timothy drops the bomb: “William is a bit boring.” BOOM. The whole sycophantic royal reporting racket exposed as pure vibes and arse kissing with zero substance. We fucking love to see it 😂😂 #AbolishTheMonarchy x.com/DailyTPodcast/…

Former Australian soldier Ben Roberts-Smith arrested over alleged war crimes in Afghanistan | Ben Roberts-Smith | The Guardian theguardian.com/australia-news…

@RepOgles Same energy.

Stop the Invasion! The Assimilation Act “We get to decide who comes in, We get to decide who leaves.”

@WingedWheelPod I feel like the core of the team don’t really WANT to make The Playoffs.

Another key game, another pathetic performance. Red Wings lose another one with hope fading fast. #LGRW

Kimi should now win this race. If he does, he'll be the championship leader. Woody will be FUMING! #F1 #JapaneseGP

@KerryLy4 @harpersbazaarus Edward did more than both combined. That's not just shameful, but a national disgrace.

@harpersbazaarus Scaling back from this? 😬 Nice gig for the rich and lazy.

Why Prince William and Kate Will Be Scaling Back Their Duties in the Coming Weeks harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/late…

'That's not AI?! That's genuine?' James O’Brien can't believe who Donald Trump sounds like in this Iran update.

@Mishi_2210 127 - not a brain teaser at all.

@ZandiSussex Congrats!

Drumroll please!🎉🥁 I’m so excited to share that I got a ticket to the Girls’ Weekend with Meghan!!!💃🏻🥳 Yes, I’ll be inside and will make sure to bring you updates. AND I went VIP so our table gets a photo with Meghan. Let’s go!💪

@Mishi_2210 2

@hardenuppete Waiting to see it on the front page of the Murdoch rags

The Haves and Have Nots

@ZandiSussex Doors to manual

Good Grief!😱Just when I thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse, she turns up wearing an elevator operator’s uniform.🤭

@ThisIsFormu1a1 He is not the moral compass of F1. He forfeited that right when he accepted the 2021 Abu Dabi GP and the 2021 championship through Michael Massi manipulation of the rules.

🚨| How damaging is Max Verstappen's criticism to F1?: — Max Verstappen's outspoken nature often puts him at odds with Liberty Media's vision for F1. His criticism of the sport's direction, comparing it to Formula E and Mario Kart, appeals to purists but clashes with the entertainment-focused strategy aimed at younger fans. — While Verstappen's remarks may undermine Liberty Media's marketing efforts, they resonate with fans who value authenticity over spectacle. His candidness serves as a counterbalance to the sport's increasing Americanization and focus on glamour. — Verstappen's role as a moral compass in F1 is significant. His status as a four-time champion allows him to voice opinions that newcomers might shy away from, maintaining the sport's integrity amidst a world of rehearsed PR and show business. — The impact on Verstappen's personal image is minimal. His criticism is perceived as authenticity rather than negativity, reinforcing his reputation as a genuine figure in the sport. This dynamic creates a tension between Liberty Media's business model and the traditional values Verstappen upholds. — Both Liberty Media and Verstappen benefit from this relationship. F1 needs a strong champion to draw fans, while Verstappen requires a platform to showcase his talent. If F1 fails to provide that, Verstappen could find success elsewhere, potentially harming the sport more than his words ever could. #maxverstappen 🇳🇱 VIA: [RacingNews365]

@The_Coop Wow, and you've never thought to go to the grocery store by yourself in 17 years?

I’ve been married for 17 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 17 years.

@Acyn Who is the idiot reporter? Why is this relevant?

Reporter: There was another report that the Ayatollah may actually be gay. How do you determine what's true?  Trump: Well, so far nobody knows.

@KaiseratCB And lips.

the streets are saying facelift but I think it's something more like a brow lift

📻 | Santi: “Gap behind 3.3s” 52/56 laps

@TheRealThelmaJ1 That Wharton education is really paying dividends.

Trump's been firing missiles that cost 4 million dollars each at $20,000 drones for 2 weeks.

@HustleBitch_ She suddenly looks evil.

🚨 WATCH HER FACE CLOSELY 🚨 The moment the reporter brings up Candace Owens, Erika Kirk’s entire expression shifts instantly. What does her face tell you?