Chip Setzer

@RyanTClarke That was a really good read

Former Oregon RB Onterrio Smith had a severe stroke in 2024. Now learning to walk again, he is reflecting on his complicated life. From skinned knees on the streets of Del Paso Heights to the “Whizzinator” incident, this isn’t his first brush with pain. oregonlive.com/ducks/2026/05/…

@jamesonhaslam Bro my buddies 75 year old dad always says hi in the buff when I turn the corner in my gym.

happened to me today

@billoram It’s almost like we could easily do the same here… If we weren’t already sucking all the juice out of the orange

To put a finer point on this: Delta Center is privately owned and is home to two big-4 sports franchises, and the city increased taxes to generate $900m in public money. Portland's arena is city-owned and no taxes are being created or raised to pay for necessary upgrades.

@jamesonhaslam Can confirm

me: could you please write us a good review? 🙏🏻 Client: sure, how’s this?

Gunners!!!

@adamstatonsmith Same

@chip_setzer I just want a beater Porsche Chip

At 42 it’s hit me like a freight train that I need to go all in professionally. Time to quit playing small ball. 3-2 count, runners are going. Time to fucking swing

It’s a hack to have executive Costco In and out in 25 minutes on a Saturday

@landforce Oh hell yea

Rick Ross with the Oregon Symphony Can’t wait to hear Aston Martin Music as god intended

@jamesonhaslam Smart man

sent a (deck) pic of this curved hard wood to my lumberyard sales rep and he said “they come in different shapes but should still work just fine” thx king

This guy is doing it right - #BeachThing

@adamstatonsmith Literally what he said too

Put new grip on my sons baseball bat and he bent it, I repeat the aluminum bat is bent…boys been hitting the leather off the ball and I guess that’s the outcome Or mom ran it over

Pale boy Sumer starts today in #PNW Pools open and Blackstone will be hot Someone is bringing the cowboy caviar and it’s gonna be amazing

@mrfboyer 100%

@chip_setzer True. But has to be true bender style where you bring nothing in your pockets but a money clip and a phone. I’m flying to Vegas tomorrow to party with my buddy who is DJ’ing at Encore Beach and I’m taking a backpack and flying United from Vail - cost $180.

Let me say this another way: If you’ve EVER flown Spirit Airlines you know that it DESERVED to out of business and nearly everyone who worked there should be terminated. No one who says otherwise is speaking from experience.

I’ve had to relive a fair share of people in my career, thankfully no one had been so upset about it they caused me millions in damages oregonlive.com/crime/2026/05/…

@tyromper I flew 2 hours each time to court @AvaPDX Was never an inconvenience Will be 15 years this November

I was 29 & seeing a gal in Chicago that lived downtown & I was in Lincoln Park. It took me 30 minutes to get across the city, park & get to her. I told her it was too INCONVENIENT, I wasn't looking to settle down, & broke it off with her. 2 weeks later the most beautiful woman I had ever seen hosted a charity event in Chicago & I went. We hit it off. She lived 4.5 hours away in another state. I did NOT find it INCONVENIENT at all to drive to her. I told her after one month I was going to marry her. We celebrate 12 years of marriage next month. Men are simple. We will hunt & pursue what we really want. No distance is too far & nothing is INCONVENIENT when we know.

@lady_valor_07 Guilty

Anybody want some overstock sinks? @ShannonJean Long story but I think I need to off load 225 sinks PROFLO PF1713UWH White Undermount Bathroom Sinks