Colin Landforce 🛠

70k now 7 shots, a lil humor and self awareness Here’s the video:

"It's a bizarre time in golf merch." @landforce isn't mad about it: "All of this is powered by the fact that everybody is on fire about golf merch." The Masters cleared ~$80M in 7 days. $35 hats. $100+ polos. "There's some truly awful stuff out there. I'm not afraid of anything here."

@MehtabKarta Yo amazing

Fun fact. You can get ancient artifacts relatively reasonably priced that make awesome gifts. Here’s a Byzantine fire bomb I got a friend 😂

@glbaumann Smart

I reviewed the X algorithm and have programmatically shaped my feed to be just dunk highlight reels and Will Manidis essays

@barrettjoneill It is truly bizarre

@landforce I wouldn’t care about this kids stupidity if he weren’t helping people take out debt.

Wait til this kid finds out about gold

@LCSlates @stripe No offense but why waste your time with all this. Scammers gonna scam move on with your life.

Well so much for that. Already lost. The system is utterly fucked and broken. @stripe 48-page evidence package. Easy to read, Table of contents, filled with visuals (a junior bank employee could easily understand everything). The customer used the product for 49 days, was logged in 13 hours before filing the chargeback, then canceled the subscription 5 hours after the dispute was already filed. *Technically they are still ACTIVE. Here's everything we submitted: PAYMENT INTEGRITY • AVS postal-code check: PASS • CVC check: PASS • Stripe Radar score: Normal (22 / low risk) • Auth success rate on customer email: 100% • Card brand, last-4, fingerprint, exp, billing ZIP all confirmed by issuer CUSTOMER USE POST-CHARGE • 35 distinct active days in 49 days • 393 authenticated session-refresh events • 17 long-form SEO articles generated • 18 AI images generated • 3 WordPress sites configured (admin credentials added) • 4 Google accounts authenticated via OAuth • Customer added their own paid OpenAI API key (BYOK) • 4 team members added TIMING • 49 days between charge and dispute • Logged into the dashboard 13 hours BEFORE filing the chargeback • Canceled the subscription 5 hours AFTER the dispute was filed INDEPENDENT IP CORROBORATION • Stripe captured IP at checkout: Manchester, UK • Microsoft Clarity captured 22 of 38 sessions over 60 days: also Manchester, UK • Two unrelated 3rd parties placing the same person in the same city across payment + 60 days of authenticated use THE KICKER - THE CUSTOMER'S OWN PUBLIC WEBSITE CURRENTLY DEPENDS ON OUR PRIVATE CDN • Articles generated on his account are LIVE on his own public WordPress sites • Page source contains img tags pointing INSIDE our private R2 bucket • Last-Modified headers on those CDN files match the EXACT minute his account generated them • Currently fetched by every visitor to his website CRYPTOGRAPHIC IDENTITY CHAIN (Automattic / Gravatar) • Every WordPress author avatar = SHA-256(author email) • 3 of his sites, 3 perfect SHA-256 matches against the gmail addresses in our DB • Automattic has no relationship with us, the customer, or the bank • Effectively unforgeable email-to-WP-admin binding DOMAIN OWNERSHIP (third-party attestation) • Google Search Console verified ownership on 4 separate domains • Public WHOIS: 2 of his domains registered 9 SECONDS APART through the same registrar account • Both registered 5 MONTHS BEFORE he bought our subscription • Pre-existing content business, not a stolen-card test VISA CE 3.0 ELIGIBLE • Same payment credential had a $0.00 trial-start invoice marked "paid" 7 days before the disputed charge • Same customer, email, payment method, subscription • Exactly the prior-undisputed-transaction proof Visa CE 3.0 requires The chargeback dispute system is broken.

@chip_setzer @adamstatonsmith @pestctrlguy i see your good hat and raise you factory that makes the good hat! dadacorp.com

@adamstatonsmith @pestctrlguy @landforce Richardson all day

We’ve been calling around to order 5000 hats and apparently that’s actually kind of hard to do? Everybody keeps telling us that nobody orders 5000 hats.

OVO GILLIS

@_raymondwill @lululemon @Minwoo27Lee I love this, Lulu kinda lost at see tho lol

🚨Drop Alert Not taking credit. But @lululemon just dropped that @Minwoo27Lee Nylon Oversized Track Jacket! Retail: $188 | 3 Colors

@pestctrlguy You’re in the big leagues now ol sport dadacorp.com

can’t bomb a drive at a data center, nerd

@adamstatonsmith @Paychex Gusto got me like this on state it’s comical

You pay @Paychex to remit your payroll taxes. We just found out 5.5 months later they didn’t. No reason. No explanation. Their answer: “we could not find a reason.” That’s a hell of a service.

@orenmeetsworld @swapcommerce Come on down, bring ur agents too

The new product launch hotspot... is the cafe takeover. Swap just announced their agentic storefronts with a... quite literal agentic storefront at Airmail in London. With not just a hat or shirt, but a whole suite of unique Swap merch as well. The takeover is live on Chiltern Street through May 15th, and there’s a happy hour tomorrow if you’re in town: luma.com/9raqpq0e

Few understand the significance of this crew neck

Helix-02: Humanoid 3PL? | Billboard Hot 100 x Consumer Psych | @landforce x @Jack_Raines x @joshua_schall x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@alexgarcia_atx got em all over the globe

The video referenced here and everything that makes it great: • great title hook - shares an opinion that people will either agree or disagree with • yap format - in the top 3 of formats on social right now - def top for creators • clean set, good composition, and great lighting • delivery and pacing - chefs kiss • camera presence - also amazing Now some of the more specifics when it comes to execution • Listicle Type Yap - great • Reveals ranking then adds great, bright b-roll • clean editing with no crazy effects Overall a banger video!

Aash just put up her first million view video, you love to see it

@RoryTyer yeah but i dont get it it can see and edit files too...

@landforce In my experience over the past few months, Cowork burns tokens like crazy and is unnecessary if you know how to use Claude Code in terminal. I think it is for people who don’t know how to use a terminal

I’m trying to be more like you guys so I just asked Claude to organize my desktop and it’s basically been taking screenshots and burning tokens for 12 minutes now. is this the future? Why not just fetch a list of files in the Desktop folder and do an organization pass based on file names and another after that based on file contents and call it a day? Am I doing this wrong?