Chris Epting

"I don’t like saying Chris is simply a writing teacher. He does more than that. He’s teaching you how to work your feelings and your emotions into something that is palatable for other people." @PlanetTyrus Thanks, my friend. The book: tiny.cc/ziwjzz

@CooterDukeIII @katieporterca Always funny to me how they bleep out the words “Jesus Christ“ but leave in the F word with this clip

@katieporterca What about YOUR abuse?

The allegations against Congressman Swalwell are horrifying. I’m thinking of the courageous women who have come forward to share their stories. We believe you and we stand with you.

My new book comes out next week! I really hope like it! Here’s the link and a quick trailer tinyurl.com/4cska9nb @VisitCA @YosemiteNPS @WhiteHouse @NatlParkService @TRPresLibrary

@BillKristol What on earth has happened to you??

“It is a hallmark of fascist politics that the ruling party becomes a kind of institutionalized gang…with cruelty and brutality as the organizing principles and violent bravado as the main form of political expression.” liberalcurrents.com/trumps-state-o…

@iGardon You're actually flexxing on this? 🤡

I’ve asked the NY Post for a correction. I was very generous to the MAGA blogger and told her to “respectfully fuck off” in her request to inspect the Governor’s childhood medical records. That’s not a meltdown. That’s good customer service! #FactsMatter 😂

@kilmeade Yorktown Heights accent lol

It all fell apart in Munich

@TheLeoTerrell "Possible" suspect? Armed, masked, middle of the night... can we just say "suspect"?

Picture of possible suspect in Guthrie case

@JustineBateman @WilliamShatner My friend, the brilliant Fred Willard and I would sit and watch this on VHS in the 1990s and he said it was the single funniest thing he's ever seen in his life. He probably watched it 1000 times

Legend. @WilliamShatner

Thanks @sce

Merry Christmas @socaledison the power’s been out now for almost 7 hours, I call your robots to check on status and they can’t even recognize me from my phone number or address. And you’ve sent me nine emails telling me my power has been restored when it hasn’t.

@Timodc @Olivianuzzi No Mark Sanford question?? Or Olbermann?

My convo with @Olivianuzzi on American Canto. Give it a chance we cover a lot of ground. Spoiler: I do not care for RFK very much. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@TheStefanSmith and..... CUT! 😆

We are seeing levels of mess usually reserved for Tyler Perry movies. With the same level of dramatic performance.

@beautyinnis @lydiamoynihan @DM_Maureen_ They get what they get. Did they even do a libel read? Or just rush into her quixotic fabulousness? lol

@lydiamoynihan @DM_Maureen_ I wonder what Nuzzi's editors at Simon and Shuster are thinking right about now.

Simultaneously reading The Art of Seduction and Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women they destroyed. What a combo 💀

@megataros So many questions... Like... did S&S not do a libel read before pub?

Time to read part 2 of the Olivia Nuzzi stor— GOOD LORD

@EsotericCD @NRO This is the best piece so far on this insanely fun to follow train wreck. Please write more.

Having written about this subject once, I will not write about it twice. But I had to write about it once. A wild one, at @NRO:

@farhip RIGHT... but they are not fabulous and calculatingly mysterious like she is lol

Condé Nast, after 4 employees questioned an H.R. manager over layoffs: “You’re fired!” Also Condé Nast, after one of its journalists admitted an ethically questionable relationship with a person she profiled and was accused of a second one: “Well, um…” status.news/p/olivia-nuzzi…

@lukeburgis I’ve co-written many memoirs with people, I know the process pretty well. I would pay to see the proposal for this book. The chapter outlines. The writing samples. The beats that carry every story arc from chapter to chapter. Whoever sold this thing is a magician.

The Olivia Nuzzi story is just sad. Everything about it is pathetic—and one of the worst is the PR makeover facilitated by the New York Media machine. Vice signaling is fully profitable. Shame on every single outlet that is fueling this circus. With that said: I can't help but notice that she lost both of her parents within 6 years of one another before she turned 30. Nuzzi might be a lot of things, including a narcissist or psychopath who knows how to exploit the press and powerful politicians, but one thing I feel fairly confident about is that she's also in a hell of a lot of pain.

@jpodhoretz Plot twist: she's writing a profile about him now. They will have an affair, and S&S releases the sequel.

RYAN! RYAN LIZZA! WHERE'S PART 2?

@damintoell His tone changed once she became old enough to drive

There’s a different reading of Keith’s words from 2017 now

@mkhammer Why are they bleeping out “Jesus Christ“? At first I thought she was saying the person‘s name but it seems obvious she is saying Jesus Christ.

I want to take a moment to recognize the bravery of the woman who, when told to “get out of my fucking shot” CALMLY FACT-CHECKS HER BOSS on EVs and is presumably still alive? She deserves better and I hope she found it.