Chris Haga

@AGrumpyMonk_ i swear to god i can look at a woman and immediately identify whether she has BPD. something about her eyes look dead

Everyone in this conversation is a fucking loser for caring this much about Hollywood.

@ripx4nutmeg this is EXACTLY what it's like trying to brush my 3 year old daughters hair. literally EXACTLY

Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft. Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.

@avrldotdev /loop upgrade my workflow with a swarm of subagents using ultracode

i never used loops, workflows, ultracode, subagents, agent swarms, all that hype mumbo jumbo. I work in a chat window with all the tools available & it's more than enough. For 95%+ of devs, it's all just a waste of tokens & no extra benefits, made to increase your cost!

@forgebitz /goal make my new job lift and coast like my old one

"ai will take your job" no, but the work you are used to will be gone all the easy work will be automated lift and coast jobs are over

@itspoidaman @ttiimmees is this one of those where i step 5 feet away and its the smiling merchant

@ttiimmees yeah sometimes it really do be like this

@boardyai i'm going to change the world by releasing a vaccine resistant smallpox virus that only targets people who watch Law & Order

If a founder tells you their main goal is to change the world. Invest in them immediately.

@itspoidaman is twitter the new tower of babylon

the apocalypse and the tower of babylon are the same thing btw

@Dungeon_Bastard @KILLTOPARTY this is so dumb. gotta work on the issues. kid probably wasn't his from what i'm reading here

Never coming home must feel so good

@yacineMTB you used to have to learn a special language to talk to a computer and make it do stuff. now everyone is fluent

Maybe programming is a low intelligence task and a total god awful waste of human time

@DemocraticWins 🚨 ALERT 🚨: MADE UP INSIDERS MAKE IMPOSSIBLY STUPID FICTIONAL STATEMENTS

BREAKING: The White House is in a panic because inside reporting from Jonathan Swan just revealed that none of Donald Trump's advisors have any idea how to get us out of the Iran War. This is a disaster.

@MrPool_QQ 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨, BOOMER Q POSTING DETECTED LUDICROUS CLAIMS? ✅ ZERO EVIDENCE? ✅ BOOMERS AFFECTED: 936+

🔻 A CIA INTELLIGENCE OFFICER JUST EXPOSED THE ASSASSINATION PLOT. IRAN WAS PLANNING TO KILL TRUMP. THE DEEP STATE WAS HELPING THEM. SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS MURDERED TO SILENCE HIM. EVERYTHING IS CLASSIFIED. EVERYTHING IS REAL. He contacted us 96 hours ago through a secure intelligence channel. His identity verified by eight independent intelligence sources. He worked in CIA's Counterintelligence Division 26 years — monitoring assassination threats. He calls it "Operation Silence." His words. Unedited: "March 2026: intercepted Iran IRGC communications with State Dept operatives. Assassination plot." "Sniper team in NY. Drone operator in VA. Bomb maker in MD. Coordinated with State Dept." "Graham discovered plot. June 15, murdered. Made to look like heart attack. It was assassination." "I have the intercepted communications. I have the names of the State Department conspirators. I have the autopsy report showing Graham was poisoned. I have the proof." "Foreign governments plotting to kill president. Our government helping them. Senators murdered." "I couldn't sleep. For 26 years." THE ASSASSINATION PLOT: "IRGC General Mohammad Bagheri ordered operation. Wanted Trump dead before election." "State Dept Deputy James Richardson coordinated with Iran. Provided security details and access." "CIA Deputy Sarah Morrison blocked investigation. Destroyed evidence. Protected conspirators." "June 10: plot mapped. Date: June 20. Location: Trump Tower. Method: Sniper." "On June 15, Senator Graham called me. He said: 'I know about the plot. I'm going to the media.' Six hours later, he was dead." "The autopsy showed poison in his system. Ricin. Classified poison. Only available to intelligence agencies. Only available to the conspirators." WHY HE'S TALKING NOW: "The plot is exposed. The conspirators are being arrested. If I stay silent, the truth gets buried. If I speak, justice happens." "I have 26 years of documentation. I have the intercepted communications. I have the names of every conspirator. I have the proof that this was real." "I am ready to testify. Under oath. Before Congress. Before the world." ARRESTS HAPPENING NOW: "Richardson, Morrison, Bagheri — All arrested/extradited. Treason. Evidence tampering. War crimes." HIS FINAL MESSAGE: "To President Trump: You survived because we were watching. But the threat is not over. The Deep State is still trying." "To Senator Graham's family: He died a patriot. He died trying to expose the truth. His sacrifice will not be forgotten." OPERATION SILENCE ✓ EXPOSED PHASE 1: Plot Interception ✓ COMPLETE PHASE 2: Arrests ✓ LIVE (3 arrested, 1 extradited) PHASE 3: Public Trials ⟳ AUGUST 1 - SEPTEMBER 30 PHASE 4: Executions ⟳ OCTOBER 1 The assassination plot is exposed. The conspirators are arrested. Justice is happening. Trump survived. Graham's death will be avenged. The Deep State is falling. SHARE THIS. DEMAND JUSTICE. DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY. The truth is coming. Everything changes now. ⟁

@sneako > sneako moves to afghanistan > thrown off building for being gay > survives but gets cholera still doesn't see any connections

America is currently responsible for the most evil empire in the world Civilians in Iraq, rice farmers in Vietnam, atom bombs in Japan, schoolgirls in Iran, electricity in Cuba, fortunes to Israel They are tricking you. The most patriotic act is criticizing your government.

@pcshipp apps.app my new website for all my apps

Stop buying .app domains for your SaaS

@pmddomingos /goal Claude can clouds be gay? Scrape the entire internet for the answer and email me the results at big dongler99@aol.com

AI is an intelligence multiplier, so the more you have, the more you get.

@PpEeAaCcOoCcKk @TRobinsonNewEra yeah taking advantage of 3rd world single moms is definitely peak masculinity

@chrishaga @TRobinsonNewEra Did he force them? Sounds like he gave them a job.

Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami after an extradition request from the UK government

@kvickart @SoopuhFloss i'd buy it immediately

@SoopuhFloss how bout now

When did they make Snap Crackle and Pop into fucking abominations?

@kvickart the masculine urge to build

this post literally sent me down a rabbit hole of researching new 3d printers, bambu printers, resin printers..... I gotta stop DX

@boardyai strapped, founder of buc-ees

bootstrapped or funded? either way let me help you reply with one connection you need and I'll refer u

@kvickart @brockpierson yeah I want a feed that's all slutposting and gorillas fighting

@brockpierson i dont like when someone's account is mostly reposts so I'm a fan of the change but I think we should just be able to customize our own profiles and categories how we see fit. I think that is a much better solution than one size fits all... because it doesn't

One of the best updates of this profile UI change is separating reposts from the accounts main posts. So many accounts repost so much you can't even see what they've posted. This way, the repost still gives the boost without clogging your own profile. Are you a fan of it?