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@chrissieroyal

@chrissieroyal

Joined Twitter when it was a human, funny, clever and kind melting point. Moved when X became a MAGA shit show but kept a chair for my cacospectamania

UK Katılım Aralık 2008
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Is that the type of dress 80-year-old Goldie Hawn should be wearing?
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@NaomiSky_15 It’s Mothers Day in the UK. Everybody’s been doing it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸
Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸@patriot_savvy·
President Trump CHOKES UP after Olympian presents him her medal. The way he hugs her at the end says it all. He is a champion of saving women’s sports! ♥️🇺🇸
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Karuna Madan
Karuna Madan@karuna_madan·
@Martina Being mentioned in files linked to Jeffrey Epstein does not automatically make Donald Trump guilty. Allegations and documents can be misinterpreted, altered, or taken out of context. Until proven in a court of law, smearing someone’s name as fact is irresponsible and unfair.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@cptman1942 @ADRWC @0nlyk1tt3n Well that’s strange seeing as he ran on the exact opposite of what he’s doing now. So unless you knew all along that they are all lying bastards, especially Trump, then no this is not what you voted for.
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AD@ADRWC·
Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@johnkonrad @SteveDGrout Why do Americans believe - GENUINELY believe - that the UK doesn’t enjoy freedom of speech? Seriously, where has that idea come from?
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John Ʌ Konrad V
John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad·
Someone, anyone, in the UK explain to me like I’m five why there hasn’t been an emergency vote of no confidence yet? Really dumb it down for me. Draw pictures. Use crayons.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
The last episode of Call The Midwife was exceptional, even by its own standards. I’m heartbroken and full up all at the same time. Bravo. Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@Shirley82829043 It should be unbelievable Shirley but just when you think he couldn’t sink any lower, he somehow manages to.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
So a tan suit is unconscionable but a crumpled blue one complete with white baseball hat is perfectly acceptable attire for arguably the most dignified presidential duty of them all. Got it. My God I hate him.
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Secretary Kristi Noem
Secretary Kristi Noem@Sec_Noem·
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@MauvCoui Why would this bother you? It’s none of your business. You fawn over your fake princess, we’ll love and respect our actual Royal Highness. I genuinely don’t understand you lot.
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💫Mauve💫 FB✨
💫Mauve💫 FB✨@MauvCoui·
Kate Middleton, the future queen of England feet looking like chicken toes These people would never ever want Prince Harry’s wife around M is too classy for them
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@EE Thank you for the swift response 😊 I wondered if it would work with another model, that’s what I’ll do!
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EE@EE·
@chrissieroyal Hi there, thanks for reaching out. Good spot, and I'll get this fed back for you. In the time being, please either click iPhone 15, or 17, just so you can run through the diagnostics on a similar iPhone.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@EE Hello! Bit of an odd question, but why doesn’t the iPhone 16 appear on the interactive diagnostic tool on your website? The device list jumps from 15 to 17 with nothing in between - am I going blind or it is genuinely not there? Can you check for me, please? Thank you!
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CC Girl
CC Girl@Corrine78144373·
@CameronDLWalker Josie is paid to call in that order. Lil willy is such a bad actor. Anything for relevancy
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Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker@CameronDLWalker·
Prince William takes a large order for pasties to help out staff at Gear Farm Pasty Company on their busiest day of the year. The Duke of Cornwall is visiting Cornwall to mark St Piran's Day and meet local communities impacted by storm Storm Goretti. 🎥Polly Webb / Gear Farm
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🇺🇸L🇺🇸@ItWillBeOk24·
@GoodwinMJ Trump has single-handedly revealed the true face of our western “allies.” They will reap what they sow.
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Matt Goodwin
Matt Goodwin@GoodwinMJ·
What we are witnessing in real time is the breakdown of the special relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom. Without any doubt Keir Starmer will go down as one of the worst prime ministers in our country’s history.
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Buzz Patterson
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
If I was deployed and fighting a war, and my wife did this while I was gone…she wouldn’t be my wife anymore. I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who married to this bitch. I imagine he does too.
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@chrissieroyal@chrissieroyal·
@CindyDoyle70 @CassandraRules Jesus Christ, that’s some off the scale Republican contortion of the talking point. And from a woman who should know better. Your head is so far up the orange orifice you appear to have stuck it in. Shame on you.
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Cassandra MacDonald
Cassandra MacDonald@CassandraRules·
This wife of an active duty service member has gone viral on tiktok because well... shes really mad. I cant even blame her tbh.
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Rosedragon
Rosedragon@Rosedragon108_·
@barristerlawusa am also v concerned about the 'safety' of their children & exposure to wholly inappropriate material. Given that the 'girls' were raised in a highly sexualized enviro themselves, what kind of parents are they? Child Protective Services needed.
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The Royal Commentator USA
The Royal Commentator USA@barristerlawusa·
Sadly I am old enough to have seen this before, anyone want to place bets on how long the princesses marriages last?
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.
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