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@OsoBlanc0 My coworker got bit/gummed by a chihuahua with no teeth and she said it was like being bit by a duck, which caused me to fold over laughing on the spot

I’m not a sociopath or anything. I dare you not to laugh if you’re ever in that situation

Years ago I matched with this girl on Bumble and I thought it would be nice to go down to our town’s river walk and feed the ducks. Turns out she was deathly afraid of them. I assured her it was safe, and when she nervously put her hand out a duck bit her and I laughed

my friend who's now committed for over 4 years very casually in a conversation told me, "you don't change your partner, you accept them as they are but also your partner should consciously change for you to be a better human and a lover" i was flabbergasted.

Date idea --> I play Warframe all night and you compliment my fashion frame

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ is now out on digital platforms.

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

In 1986, psychiatrist George Pollock documented that the nervous system activates grief responses at the same time each year - even when the conscious mind has no memory of the date

applied for a credit card and instantly got approved the next second it’s crazy how people can ruin their lives in 5 minutes

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

A lifetime of waiting 1/2 #projecthailmary

@CleverFool5 @luluckystars Rock(y) and stone!

@luluckystars Assuming he’s just on the short end of healthy and not a space dwarf (and by that I mean as in an alien afflicted with dwarfism, not as in Deep Rock Galactic), that would actually make him an ideal pick for a long space mission due to needing less space to adequately exercise.

yes. eridians average 50cm tall. but ignore that, what if rocky is really tiny and when they get to erid they’re all double / triple his height

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can you come over and do this for me

@projecthailyuri Oh and the shoes I pair with the Petrova Line outfit are sparkly like stars too!

@chromatablitz oh my god so cute im gushing i LOVE YOUR STYLE

at my project hail mary showing i expected to see queers dressed in scientific pun shirts and beanies. instead, i was met with elderly couples who laughed at the grace injection scene. okay.

@projecthailyuri AAAA THANK YOU :D!!!!!! I havent had anyone appreciate my outfits in a minute and I’ve been attention starved LOL I’m so happy!!

@projecthailyuri Terrible photos of all! But here we are :D

@projecthailyuri I also have red and black boots with star chain accents! Dressing up thematically for movies is one of my favorite things to do :D

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