Behind blue eyes (IA)🟧

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Flintstones Mobile. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

👇Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣

Jerome Powell reviewing the cost overrun of Trump’s ballroom from $200M to $1B in just 6 months.

Any room can be an escape room if I've had enough chilli.

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Animal Twitter is The Muppet Show for dysfunctional adults.

Iowa's Republican Secretary of State Paul Pate with the help of @AGIowa Brenna Bird, released all of Iowa's sensitive voter data to the feds. Why? No one is saying. Data includes SS numbers and driver's license numbers. Is it safe? doubtful. iowapublicradio.org/state-governme…

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

Can I bother the timeline for pet pics? I want to see your fur babies. Please and thank you 🥺

The fact that it's Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday means that Trump will probably do something extraordinarily stupid. You can set your timing belt to that

@DonaldJTrumpJr @Bennyshades That’s our house, not your dads…

In Uno that means you are losing.

Me 3 days into animal Twitter.

The Voting Rights Act was reauthorized by Reagan and Bush, and enforced by a Republican Supreme Court majority for 55 years. The idea that it was far-left partisan Democratic legislation is just ahistorical.

Satan, Marxists and a wolf witch walk into Iowa elections thegazette.com/opinion/column… via @gazettedotcom

Southern Republicans are out here proving why the Voting Rights Act was needed in the first place.

I'm a 10 but that's because of inflation.

When you both need to fuck the attitude out of each other so you can scroll in peace.